Shu Zhe rarely appeared in the principal's building these days. He hid in his room and surfed the internet all day, I don't know what he was busy with. I finally met Shu Zhe in the hallway after we decided on our counterattack. He was about to kick Mi Ba away when it came to beg for food.
"What are you doing!" I yelled from behind him, "It's hard to find a cat and a dog that aren't afraid of your sister in all of Dong Shan city, yet you're not caring enough to kick them!"
Shu Zhe retracted his foot when he realized it was me, then he awkwardly quibbled: "I, I was just playing with it, I didn't really want to kick it."
Mi Ba took advantage of this opportunity to avoid Shu Zhe and escape to a safe area. It didn't forget to turn around and meow in dissatisfaction.
"You were invited as a guest by your older sister for the sports competition in two days, you know about this right?" I asked.
"I know." Shu Zhe blinked his eyes strangely and said carelessly, "But even though two million USD is a lot, it won't end up in our hands. Even if we win, it would only benefit the school, so why do you care so much about it?"
Shu Zhe was an ingrate who had no integrity and was easily bribed. I couldn't tell him that I had to win the competition in order to obtain information about 'my child', nor could I tell him I was going to use the destruction code in the USB to attack the black holy infant and cause Ai ShuQiao's downfall.
Thus I made a ruffian face and pointed at my chest with my right thumb.
"I don't like to lose! Especially when my opponents are those bastards from Zhonghai! I have to win the sports competition! "
Shu Zhe muttered in a low voice: "The number one expert in Zhonghai, Wei Yu, was your childhood playmate. Many of them are still going to Auntie Ren's Yin Yang Sanshou Dojo, how much hatred could there be between you two?"
"Don't talk back!" I scolded, "Anyway, don't give us any trouble when you're a spectator. You have to do your best if we need you!"
Shu Zhe was stunned for a moment, then he proudly squinted his fox-like eyes.
"Since it's a sports competition, there must be a lot of 'literary competitions' other than 'martial competitions' — — brother Ye Lin, do you not have the confidence to win in a literary competition? I've won several Olympic competitions, so I'm very confident in myself. It's a pity that I can't participate in an event that I'm good at. After all, I'm not a member of Year 2 (3)! "
I thought for a long time, and finally said the suggestion that Xiao Yin gave me before:
"Shu Zhe, on the day of the cultural competition, bring your ten-piece Trap Set with you! He had to choose straight black hair for his wig! Your goal is to pretend to be your sister, understand? "
"Why, why?" Shu Zhe was shocked. "What if I'm exposed in front of so many people and my sister?"
I shrugged. "Isn't it fine as long as we don't get exposed? When the time comes, you'll need to wear a pair of high-heeled shoes and a thick padded bra. Try to look as serious as possible, and you'll definitely be able to fool most people, especially the students of Zhonghai Civil and Military Academy! "
Shu Zhe furrowed his brows: "You want to use me to cheat? But my sister won't agree to that. She looks down on cheating during the competition, she might even report me! "
"She won't this time." I replied without much confidence, "This time your sister knows we have a reason to win. Also, it's better to be prepared. You might be able to use it in other situations, or you might not even need to use it. "
Actually, it was Xiao Yin's idea to have Shu Zhe carry the Trap Set with him. She calculated that it would increase our chances of winning, but she did not elaborate on the reason.
Seeing that Shu Zhe still had an indifferent attitude, I knew he wouldn't do anything without benefits, so I had to throw out enough bait.
"Shu Zhe, do you think the AI called 'Black Holy Infant' is amazing?"
"Amazing! Isn't he an enhanced version of Xiao Yin? I heard from Eunuch Cao that Xiao Yin used a few tricks to hack into Sony's servers and prevented the movie 'Assassination of Jin Zhengen' from being shown on schedule! If Black Holy Infant personally made a move, wouldn't he be able to turn the world upside down? "
Fuck, Eunuch Cao, why are you talking nonsense to Shu Zhe? The fewer people who know about the attack on Sony's servers, the better. The US still does not know who to blame for this incident! Don't get me involved!
I cleared my throat and continued to persuade Shu Zhe: "Um, you know the cultural competition is held on Christmas, right? Ai ShuQiao made a bet with me. If we can win, then we can give her three Christmas wishes. As long as it doesn't exceed Black Holy Infant's abilities, it will be fulfilled … "
I made up a lie while cursing myself in my heart: Does Ai ShuQiao think she's a Namek Dragon to be able to fulfill three wishes? It turns out that I am a genuine dragon species!
"Shu Zhe, if you do well in the cultural competition, then I'll give you one of the wishes. Is this a good deal?"
Shu Zhe didn't immediately agree. He thought about it carefully and felt that this wish was not a small matter. In the information age, information is wealth, and Black Holy Infant can obtain information about the future to a certain extent. It would be profitable to use him to trade stocks in America!
"Okay, then I'll do my best!" Shu Zhe's crafty eyes released sparks of interest, "But brother Ye Lin, you can't go back on your word, otherwise I'll complain to my sister!"
"Don't worry, I won't go back on my word." I waved my hand and said to Shu Zhe, "When the time comes, I'll definitely make Black Holy Infant happily fulfill your wish!"
As a matter of fact, as soon as I insert the USB with the corrupted code into the computer room, the black holy infant will be replaced by the virtual class leader. And when the virtual class leader sees her younger brother who 'resurrected' in this world, she will definitely be obedient to him. Let alone one wish, she might even grant him a hundred wishes.
Damn, Shu Zhe is a wolf with wild ambitions. If the virtual class leader pampers him too much, would he become a bully? Keep up with Zheng Weizun?
Hmm … that's not quite right. Shu Zhe has already become a trap. Even if he uses the virtual class leader's abilities to commit crimes, he probably wouldn't do something as evil as gang raping a girl. Instead, he might be raped by a victim who can't take it anymore.
After handing over the task to Shu Zhe, I went to the gym in the principal's building. I saw Xiong YaoYue running on the treadmill in the luxurious 80 square meter gym, trying to break her own record. Ai Mi was waving her hands beside her to cheer her on.
The futuristic design of the treadmill was like a piece of equipment removed from a spaceship. The treadmill was connected to the screen in front of it, and it would change the 3D scenery as the user runs.
"Ah — — Roar!" Xiong YaoYue roared as she jumped over a large canyon on the screen. Peng TouSi, who was standing on the side, clapped and cheered, but Ai Mi turned her face away with a pale face.
Does she have the same acrophobia as me? You can't even endure a virtual scene? Looks like you won't be able to play Assassin's Creed for the rest of your life!
Xiong YaoYue repeated the 'leap of faith' countless times. She was so engrossed in it that she didn't notice Ai Mi's strangeness. Ai Mi was also very tolerant of her only best friend. She told Xiong YaoYue to have fun, then she ran to the sofa to rest.
Separated by three sets of exercise equipment was a magnetically controlled silent motion bicycle. The class leader was riding at a moderate speed. It seems like she hasn't ridden a bicycle in a long time since her arm was injured, so she was doing recovery training.
Xiao Qin was twisting on a slimming waist twisting machine. It looked like a fitness bike without wheels, only handrails and pedals. Its main purpose was to slim down and lift the buttocks by twisting the waist.
"I have to make my body better!" Xiao Qin vowed as I walked by, "I won't lose to the brainless class leader with big breasts!"
Speaking of which, the class leader doesn't really fit the description of 'brainless'. It's better to say that her breasts are directly proportional to her IQ. I'm more worried about your own brainlessness!
Ai Mi hasn't spoken to me since I entered the door. This abnormal phenomenon made me feel very strange. When I took the initiative to look for her, I found the little guy squatting in front of the fridge in the gym, stuffing something into her shirt.
Is she stealing cola? I walked over with that thought. But after Ai Mi left with her chest bulging, the bottommost row of cola was still there. I couldn't figure out what Ai Mi stole.
I took a closer look and realized: there's an imposter in the cola! The cola wrapper wasn't a plastic bottle, but a purplish black eggplant of similar size!
Ai Mi, did you get an eggplant from the kitchen? Did you hide it in your clothes and bring it all the way here just to carry out this plan? Girls shouldn't carry eggplants with them! It will cause misunderstandings!
Even without Ai ShuQiao watching Ai Mi every day and not allowing her to drink cola, Ai Mi would still sneak around whenever she drank cola, as if the stimulation made the cola more delicious.
Cola was too sweet, and Ai Mi refused to drink diet cola with less sugar, so Peng TouSi and I intentionally limited the number of times Ai Mi could drink cola. Ai Mi was quite dissatisfied, but sometimes she was happy to play hide-and-seek with us.
I stared at Ai Mi's bulging shirt, I knew she stuffed a bottle of cola into her chest. The low temperature of the cola made her face pale and her mouth form an O shape.
"Don't hide it." I followed and said, "If you want to drink, then take it out. How many bottles is this today? It hasn't been more than three, right? "
Ai Mi hugged her stomach with a guilty conscience and didn't let the cola bottle slip out of her clothes.
"Damn manservant, what are you saying? I'm not hiding anything! The reason my clothes are bulging is because … it's because my chest developed! Feel it if you don't believe me! "
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