Huskies were cold-climate dogs after all, so Obama was excited to see the snow, but he didn't want to carry out his duty of pulling the sled.
I picked up the earbag that Ai Mi dropped on the snow and reminded her to put it back on to prevent it from freezing. But Ai Mi arrogantly said those dirty things should only be thrown into the trash can and she told Peng TouSi to bring a new earbag.
There was fresh snow everywhere, so Ai Mi's earmuffs weren't stained with any dust. I helped Peng TouSi look after Obama and told him to take the earmuffs back and blow them with a hot hair dryer. Ai Mi couldn't tell it was an old earmuff, and she proudly put it on.
"CaiCai, come over and build a snowman."
It wasn't the class leader who called out to Gong CaiCai, but Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin had already taken Gong CaiCai to the Scientific Happiness Sect to explore. The more Gong CaiCai interacted with Xiao Qin, the more she didn't dare disobey Xiao Qin.
Before the operation, we asked Xiao Yin if it was reliable to contact Professor Bai as an insider. Xiao Yin said that after Fang Xin was abducted, Professor Bai immediately used BWK immunity on her, so he should be in a state of coercion and not brainwashing. If she could get in touch with him, there was a possibility that she could get Professor Bai to act as a mole.
I always thought it was dangerous to go undercover in the Scientific Happiness Sect, so I didn't actively contact Professor Bai. I thought it would prevent Xiao Qin and Gong CaiCai from taking risks, but I didn't expect Xiao Qin to use a tortoise as a messenger to contact Professor Bai.
We all know Professor Bai raised a pet tortoise called 'Da Vinci'. The good thing about tortoises is that they have a long lifespan, so they might not die even if you die. Since Professor Bai was under house arrest by Ai ShuQiao, then the pet tortoise that likes to crawl around should be an important companion for him to relieve boredom.
Xiao Qin bought a pet tortoise from the fish market based on her memory. She wrote the words' Da Vinci 'on its back with a highlighter and put it in the elevator of the Monarch building.
All the staff in the building knew Professor Bai raised a pet tortoise that likes to crawl around. When they saw the tortoise Xiao Qin released, they naturally mistook it for the real Da Vinci. They quickly caught it and handed it over to Professor Bai.
As the owner, Professor Bai knew that the tortoise was not his, but he knew that there must be something fishy about it, so he pretended to be it and waited until there was no one around to check if there were any secrets on the tortoise.
Xiao Qin mixed the note sealed with wax in advance into the belly of the fish and let the turtle eat it. Professor Bai successfully found the note when he checked the turtle's feces.
Professor Bai, who understood Xiao Qin's intentions, replied,
"I'm currently under house arrest. Even if I wanted to help you, I wouldn't be able to. However, Ai ShuQiao only cares about the Black Holy Infant. She doesn't care about the middle and lower class members of the Church of Happiness. If you want to infiltrate the church to gather information, you can look for the help of Hu Xianyong from the 'Wise Ones'. He's my confidant and he's immune to BWK. You can trust him. "
The letter was sent to the turtle's stomach. Then, Hu Xianyong handed it to Xiao Qin. I was there at that time. When I saw Hu Xianyong, I felt he looked familiar. After a while, I remembered that he was the Math teacher who had tutored Gong CaiCai during the summer vacation. He was also the one who had led Gong CaiCai to the Happy Science Church.
"F * ck, I haven't seen you in two years and you've reached the Sage level! I remember that Professor Bai was only a Sage back then! Are you not a Math teacher anymore? Or is it more profitable to be a cult leader? "
The tall and imposing Hu Xianyong scratched the back of his head in embarrassment.
"Back then, 'Wise Man' was indeed a high-ranking title. Above the Wise Man, only Fang Xin was the 'Great Wise Man'. However, things have changed with time. As the Church of Happiness expanded, the title of Wise Man was given to many middle-level personnel. Now, Professor Bai is the 'Great Wise Man' and Fang Xin is the 'Sage of Wisdom'!"
Was it the same as the expansion of university enrollment that made college students worthless? It turned out that there was also a devaluation of titles within the cult!
Xiao Qin counted with her fingers and muttered, "The high-ranking members are the Sage, the middle-ranking members are the Wise Ones. Then, the low-ranking members are called … 'Retards'?"
Xu Xianyong didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "That, since Professor Bai treats me as his confidant, I do know some things that the low-ranking members don't know. However, it's still a bit too much to call them retards … As long as they don't go to extremes, the Law of Attraction is still very encouraging, isn't it?"
Gong CaiCai, on the other hand, relied on the Law of Attraction to stop stuttering when talking to boys. This meant that the Happy Science Church wasn't completely useless.
"If Xiao Qin and Gong CaiCai want to gather information as the low-ranking members of the Happy Science Church, I can protect you with my authority. However, I can't be a spy for you. If I'm kicked out of the Happy Science Church, Professor Bai will have no one to look after him."
The next day, Gong CaiCai was brought to the Happy Science School by Xiao Qin. She was Xiao Qin's' girlfriend '.
Xiao Qin disguised herself as a man and called herself 'Qin Xiao'. This way, even if Gong CaiCai still couldn't change her habit of calling herself 'Xiao Qin', she wouldn't give herself away because 'Qin' and 'Qin' were homophonic.
"I-I now know that the Happy Science Church is a cult. Professor Hu is also a victim who was deceived. Xiao Qin, why did you bring me here …"
Gong CaiCai sat on a folding chair and raised her objection pitifully.
"Shut up! I don't want you to mess up my little universe! " Xiao Qin's eyes darted around, looking for the best place to install the bug. At the same time, she threatened Gong CaiCai, "Can you bear the responsibility for delaying my understanding of the seventh sense? If you don't cooperate, I'll ask my dad to sell you to Southeast Asia and have you serve a hundred customers a day! "
Gong CaiCai had heard that Xiao Qin's father was a gangster. Now that she heard Xiao Qin's words, she was immediately scared out of her wits. She did whatever Xiao Qin said.
Xiao Qin and Gong CaiCai couldn't even enter the Imperial Building the first two times they went to the class. The third time, under Hu Xianyong's care, they finally stayed in the multimedia conference room of the Imperial Building for an hour. Xiao Qin tried her best to find the blind spots of the surveillance cameras and installed four micro bugs.
The eavesdropper did not send back any useful information for the time being. At most, it was some internal promotions of the Scientific Happiness Church or gossip among the building's staff. However, Xiao Yin did not reject any of them. She stored all of them in her database, hoping that they would add up and come in handy in the future.
Gong CaiCai vaguely felt that Xiao Qin was doing some kind of espionage, but Xiao Qin didn't tell her the inside story. Gong CaiCai didn't dare to ask either. She could only come whenever she was called and walk into the Imperial Building with Xiao Qin, who was dressed as a man.
This matter was quickly discovered by the class leader, who was Gong CaiCai's roommate. The class leader was very opposed to Xiao Qin involving Gong CaiCai, but Xiao Qin confidently said: without Gong CaiCai as a cover, it would be easy for her to be exposed.
"Gong CaiCai looks so dumb, it's not strange at all that she was tricked into joining the Happy Science Church! I'll be suspicious if I go by myself! I'm a woman dressed as a man! It'll be easy for me to be exposed if I don't have a soft girl by my side! I'm not a lesbian like Zhuang Ni. It's not like Gong CaiCai will suffer any losses if she pretends to be my girlfriend! It wasn't easy for me to make a breakthrough, are you going to waste all my previous efforts? Class leader, do you have the heart to watch Ye Lin classmate and Ai Mi get captured for human experiments?! "
The class leader was at a loss for words after being rebuked by Xiao Qin.
"I, of course I don't want anything to happen to Ye Lin and Ai Mi, but there's no need to make Gong CaiCai your partner, right? And it's even as your girlfriend … "
"You can't do big things if you're too concerned about small details!" Xiao Qin criticized the class leader, "If I don't partner with Gong CaiCai, am I supposed to partner with you? If the three of us stand together, does Gong CaiCai look more like my girlfriend, or do you look more like my girlfriend? "
The class leader was speechless, so she could only tell Xiao Qin to be careful and to immediately bring Gong CaiCai out of danger if there's any trouble.
As someone who wants to marry Gong CaiCai in the future, Zhuang Ni quickly learned about this matter. She asked Xiao Qin when she was helping draw the background of the manga:
"I heard you were hugging Gong CaiCai in the Happy Science Church classroom, do you want to be my love rival?"
"Who wants to be your love rival!" Xiao Qin showed a disdainful expression, "It was just my acting! Acting! Whether it's Gong CaiCai or the class leader, I won't steal them from you. It would be great if you could marry them! "
"What? You're also interested in the class leader? " Zhuang Ni caught the nuances in Xiao Qin's words, "You forced the class leader to sleep with you after you got drunk on Angel Island … your masculine personality probably likes the class leader, right?"
"Nonsense!" Xiao Qin was furious at Zhuang Ni's lies, "I'm not a lesbian, why would I like the class leader? If you keep talking nonsense, I'll sleep with you too! "
Zhuang Ni rolled her eyes at the ceiling, "Your last sentence isn't convincing at all …"
After the snowball fight, the snowmen were divided into three groups. The class leader and Gong CaiCai made a rabbit, Ai Mi and I made a Santa Claus, and Winnie and Xiao Qin made an Ultraman who made a cross sign.
"How ugly!" Ai Mi mercilessly commented after glancing at the Ultraman, "It's basically a fatty with a mohawk!"
The bunny made by the class leader and Gong CaiCai also didn't enter Ai Mi's eyes.
"His ears aren't big enough, but his face is so wide. He'll definitely block the wind when he runs, or he'll be eaten by a big bad wolf sooner or later!"
Actually, the Santa Claus made by Ai Mi and me wasn't that great. Even if he had a red Christmas hat on his head, it still couldn't hide his terrorist aura — — it was basically a zombie version of Osama bin Laden.
"Very good!" Ai Mi admired our masterpiece with her hands behind her back, "This zombie Osama bin Laden is really impressive, it would be even more perfect if he took off the Christmas hat …"
Are you calling a deer a horse and making the best of a mistake? But we already said we were going to make a Santa Claus!
After building a snowman for a while, Gong CaiCai started to shiver all over. Xiao Qin also had a body that was afraid of the cold, so they returned to the girls' dorm together.
The class leader was still looking at Obama and the sled reluctantly, hoping to get a ride on the sled before lunch break.
"It's your turn!" I tied the sled rope to Obama and led him to a smooth snowy path. Then I turned around and asked the class leader and Ai Mi: "Who's going first?"
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