What? According to Klinger, Ai ShuQiao wanted to do what Napoleon and Hitler failed to do. Did she want to rule the whole world?
"Is Ai ShuQiao going to become the ruler of the entire world?"
I blurted out.
"Hehehe, I'm not that shallow …"
Krillin's expression became extremely ferocious. It was as if he, the vulture, had obtained an endless supply of rotten meat.
"Becoming the ruler of the entire world is shallow?" I was confused. "Could it be that she wants to become … the porter of the entire world?"
Klinger was so angry that his eyeballs almost popped out. "How can you ruin the atmosphere like this? Did you come here to advertise? Did you receive the advertising fee from Nongfu Spring? Let me tell you, your mother's ultimate goal is to become the god of the entire world! "
Probably because this ultimate goal was too alarmist, Klinger did not hide it from 009, nor did he whisper to me, and directly shouted it out loud.
F * ck, this chuunibyou is incurable! Night Goddess Moon wanted to become a god of the New Era because she had the Death Note, but Ai ShuQiao wanted to become a god just because she had BWK!?
Even if your enhanced version of BWK is able to hypnotize humans and make them carry out your orders, you are still a long way from conquering the world, let alone becoming a god!
Using BWK to bathe the richest man in the world like Bill Gates and ask him to transfer all his assets to you?
Soak Obama, Putin, and other heads of state with BWK and make them your puppets?
Their security measures were definitely not to be trifled with. Furthermore, if the head of state, the richest man in the world, was inexplicably captured and soaked in water for a few hours, you would definitely become the target of all those in power. This path was not going to work!
"How do I become a god?" I grabbed Klinger's collar and asked, "If you only rely on BWK, you can't even rule the world. How can you become a God?"
"That's not for you to worry about," Kringer said with a smirk. "I advise you to surrender to Ai ShuQiao while she's in a good mood. That way, you'll be the only Son of God in the future, and you'll be able to do whatever you want on this planet …"
Divine Son? How dare you say such a chuunibyou title! Are you talking about the Crown Prince of the Earth Empire?
What should I do after I become the Son of God? First, deprive the Japanese of their human rights and make them draw manga until they die? Or should he move the Statue of Liberty, the Eiffel Tower, the Great Wall, the Pyramids, and the Taj Mahal to Dong Shan City?
Also, for the Son of God, a large harem is unavoidable. I should keep the goodies within the family, so I might as well include Xiao Qin, the class leader, Gong CaiCai, and Xiong YaoYue in my harem.
Zhuang Ni had harmed me quite a bit, but I wasn't a particularly petty person. I might as well register her as my concubine and throw her into the cold palace!
I can leave Director Cao and his son in Japan and let them be governors to monitor the Japanese drawing manga. As for Shu Zhe, who sells his sister every day for glory, I decided to castrate him and make him a eunuch in the palace. That way, everyone will be happy.
After I woke up on the dragon bed in the palace, I rubbed my temples that were aching from my hangover. I pulled open the panda skin quilt and tried to see who was the woman I slept with last night.
Her fair and smooth skin, her youthful and alluring curves, and her golden hair that was tied into two ponytails …
"Damn! Isn't that Ai Mi! When did the princess sneak in? Xiao Zhe! Xiao Zhe, what are you doing! "
Shu Zhe, who was dressed like a Qing dynasty eunuch, knelt on the ground and reported while patting his sleeves: "Your Majesty, it was supposed to be Imperial Consort Su and He's turn to sleep with you after you got drunk last night, but the princess also got drunk and came to look for you, so she chased them away …"
"Bastard!" I said angrily, "Didn't I give you two imperial guards, Niu ShiLi and Wei Yu, to guard the door! Your first mission is to guard against fire, theft, and the princess! How could you not stop Ai Mi? You must have been bribed by Ai Mi, right? "
"I'm innocent, I'm innocent!" Shu Zhe's legs trembled as he begged for mercy, "How could I ask the princess for money? She really wanted to go in, I couldn't stop her … "
Ai Mi, who was still drunk, turned over on the bed and revealed two bright red spots. I quickly moved the panda skin quilt up a bit.
"Don't block me." Ai Mi said in her sleep, "As long as you let me in, I'll make Singapore, Malaysia, and Thailand your private territory …"
Shu Zhe never thought he would be sold out so easily. He stared at my feet while sweating profusely, still dreaming that I would let him off lightly.
"Where are the guards? Drag Shu Zhe out and give him twenty lashes! "
"No! No! "Shu Zhe's tears and snot immediately flowed out," Your Majesty, please spare me! Since I'm the younger brother of the Eastern Palace's Empress, please spare me this time! "
"Don't mention the Eastern Palace's Empress!" I said, "She ran away from home on her wedding night, and now she's almost the second most powerful person in the Resistance Army! Just you wait, one day I'll catch her and bring her back! At that time … hmph hahaha! "
While I was laughing, Shu Zhe was already dragged out by the guards, so I put on an unlined shirt and walked into the back garden. I saw Eunuch Cao, who was dressed like a diplomat, walking over.
"Master … Your Majesty!" Eunuch Cao said incoherently. When he saw me, he prostrated himself on the ground, "Following His Majesty's orders, my father and I did our best to manage the 11th district. Two days ago, we executed Nagano Mamoru and Oshihara Ichiji. We also locked the bodies of the two people together. Finally, 'Full-time Hunter' created a record of two years of non-stop publication!"
"Well, that's not easy." I nodded, "But I saw the most recent series, he's using drafts again. If that's the case, after the 'World Tree' chapter ends, I'll give him my walking stick and let him climb Mount Fuji!"
"This humble subject obeys!"
Of course, Eunuch Cao understood what it meant to let a mangaka climb a mountain. Ever since the author of Crayon Shinchan, Usui Yoshito, died in a mountain climbing accident in 2009, countless domestic and international readers wanted to raise money to buy a climbing stick for Fuji Yoshihiro. I finally fulfilled everyone's wish.
I was taking a stroll next to the fake diamond mountain in the back garden, enjoying the screams of Shu Zhe being tortured. Unexpectedly, a palace maid ran over in a panic.
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty, it's not good! The Queen of the Western Palace poisoned all the concubines. Now they're all suffering from abdominal pain and their lives are in danger! "
"Really?" I was shocked, "Hurry up and inform the royal doctor, Klinger! It's more important to save them! "
"Hey, what are you thinking about?" Klinger from the real world interrupted the theater in my head.
"No, nothing." I tried to cover it up, "Anyway, someone as noble as me will never become the son of god! Using power to tempt me is just a pipe dream! "
Suddenly, my vision blurred, but 009, who was standing behind the secret door, didn't move.
The person who made the move wasn't Wang Xiuwu. The person wasn't as tall as Wang Xiuwu, but he was more agile.
It was a man in black with his face wrapped in bandages. The exposed skin around his eyes was slightly red, but there weren't any scary scars.
It was Huo Jiangdong. Although he didn't show his face after plastic surgery, I recognized his skills!
Huo Jiangdong, who was hiding somewhere, suddenly appeared from the shadows. I was caught off guard, and before I could react, I felt a bee sting on my shoulder.
Damn it! It must be a hidden weapon like an anesthetic needle! Although my yoga breathing technique could speed up my metabolism, it was something that happened after the anesthetic wore off, so it didn't make me immune to anesthetics.
With a heart full of hatred, I punched Klinger in front of me, and I didn't know why I blurted out, "Feel my last ripple!"
It was probably because my muscles and brain were already out of sync. My attack probably didn't cause any substantial damage, and I didn't know anything after that.
The drama in my brain continued.
Not long after Eunuch Cao kicked Fuken Yoshihiro into the crater of Mount Fuji, Shu Zhe couldn't stand my torture anymore, so he decided to take the risk and go to the British Isles to trap his sister, and he actually succeeded.
"Hahahaha!" I looked at Shu Sha, who had messy hair, a haggard face, and a disheveled military uniform, being forced to kneel in front of me by the guards. Her hands and feet were shackled by magnetic handcuffs, and I couldn't help but feel excited.
"Hmph, you really don't learn your lesson! Your brother is such a scumbag, and you still believe him over and over again! "
I bent down slightly and used my index finger to hold Shu Sha's chin, forcing her to lift her face.
Even though she suffered a lot from the hard battles over the past few years, she still maintained her proud beauty, and the burning sense of justice in her eyes was stronger than before.
"Not talking? Why did you betray me? What's wrong with being my Eastern Concubine? Although the Western Concubine often poisons the other concubines, the imperial doctors are skilled, and they always bring everyone back! I'll give you one last chance, as long as you climb onto my dragon bed, I'll let bygones be bygones and let you return to the Eastern Palace! "
"In your dreams!" Shu Sha said while clenching her teeth. I quickly moved my finger away to prevent it from getting bitten.
"Hmph, you don't agree?" I pointed at Shu Zhe, who was waiting to get promoted and get rich, "If you don't use your body to atone for your sins, then I'll execute your brother!"
"Why!?" Shu Zhe was shocked, "I'm a great hero, even if my sister doesn't like what you want, you shouldn't kill me!"
"That's right!" Shu Sha was also anxious, "I'll take responsibility for my own actions, why did you drag Xiao Zhe into this?"
Fuck, if it wasn't for your brother's betrayal, would you have been caught? You're still protecting him now!
Thus I smiled evilly and called the guards to tie Shu Zhe to the execution pillar.
"I'm the Son of God, I can do whatever I want! It's fine if you don't let me get what I want, you can just kneel there and watch your brother being executed! Hahahahaha — — "
"Pu"
I, who was laughing like a villain, never would have thought that Shu Sha would suddenly break free from her magnetic shackles and use a hidden dagger to stab into my heart.
"You." I spat out a mouthful of blood in disbelief, "How did you do it …"
"Guard Niu ShiLi is a spy I planted." Shu Sha looked at me with a cold gaze, "You and your mother are both tyrants, you're no longer the person I knew before …"
"Ye Lin, Ye Lin wake up!"
Just as the drama in my head reached its climax, I felt someone shake my shoulder.
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