The class leader and the seal had a lot of fun playing with the ball and even fed the seal with the fish provided by 004. Zhuang Ni went over to the class leader and said: "Since sea creatures aren't afraid of you, you might as well not be a criminal police officer and become a marine biologist."
The class leader held the beach ball in a daze for a while as if she was in a dream of playing with seals, sea lions, and dolphins. She only shook her head when the seal came over to urge her to keep throwing the ball.
"No, my swimming skills are too bad. Even if I became a marine biologist, I would only be able to do desk work. And I didn't become a criminal police officer just because I like police dogs."
"I'd feel bad if you got hurt." Zhuang Ni leaned towards the class leader, "Why don't you become a full-time housewife and I'll take care of you. A big company wants to buy my search algorithm. It won't be long before I can buy a villa by the sea and take you to play with sea creatures. "
"I don't want to be a housewife." The class leader, who clearly had all the skills of a housewife, firmly refused.
Zhuang Ni sighed when she saw how stubborn the class leader was and went to find Gong CaiCai who was picking up seashells.
"CaiCai, you'll get bullied in society with your personality. Why don't you become a housewife? I'll take care of you. "
Gong CaiCai held a smooth shell in her hands and raised her eyes, "Um … you won't scold me even if I break plates?"
After the seal played with the class leader for nearly an hour, it might have heard its mother calling it to go home for dinner. It shook its head and wagged its tail before returning to the ocean, leaving the class leader to hold the beach ball by herself with a bit of disappointment.
I walked over, "The waves are really big today, how about people who aren't good at swimming gather together and play a ball?"
Loud Mouth and the others agreed with this suggestion. Although Xiao Qin was good at swimming, she probably wanted to keep an eye on me and the class leader, so she gathered around.
Other than Ai Mi and Xiong YaoYue who were still surfing, the remaining five people formed a circle and bounced the beach ball around like they were playing volleyball in gym class.
Zhuang Ni stood between the class leader and Gong CaiCai. Whenever a ball flew towards Gong CaiCai, she would catch it for her and received a lot of gratitude from her.
Perhaps Gong CaiCai really wasn't suited to play ball games, especially with men. The few times Gong CaiCai caught the ball, I felt like there were three balls swaying in front of me …
"A seal doesn't look like a leopard at all!" Xiao Qin discussed the seal's habits while playing, "Look at how happy it is playing with the class leader, it's like a big dog!"
"Ancient people named animals quite casually," Loud Mouth said. "For example, hippopotamuses don't look like horses. The ancient Egyptians called them 'river pigs', which is more in line with their habits."
I tossed the beach ball towards the class leader. The class leader wanted to smash like a volleyball, but she realized halfway and tossed the beach ball towards Xiao Qin.
Since Meng Meng's little seal went home to find its mother, the class leader was still a bit disappointed and hadn't completely recovered.
"Class leader, are you really an animal protector?" Xiao Qin suddenly raised a sharp question. "Your ancestors have been hunters for generations. When you were young, you personally shot and killed a wild boar. Just now, you even fed fresh fish to a seal. Actually, you only want to protect cute animals, right?"
"Um …" The class leader was speechless by Xiao Qin's sudden question. If it was someone else, they would have laughed it off, but the class leader often did self-reflection that touched the depths of her soul, so her tone suddenly became hesitant.
"That's right, I … am probably a hypocritical animal protector?" The class leader said this while her body was a bit unsteady, "If I really want to protect animals, then I should treat all animals the same, and I shouldn't eat meat or use it for cooking …"
"How is that okay?" I blurted out, "If you never make potato braised beef again, that would be a crime!"
The class leader still hadn't recovered from the psychological blow, "So … so I'm a scary killer in the eyes of animals? Not only did I shoot a wild boar that hurt people, but I also turned a wild rabbit that a tiger caught into a dish … So my love for animals is that narrow, I really don't have the qualifications to be liked by animals … "
Gong CaiCai's face became very bad when she heard the class leader mention the stir-fried rabbit. Zhuang Ni had to comfort her for a long time to prevent her from vomiting.
"But plants also have life!" Xiao Qin saw that the class leader was hit, so she continued with interest, "Class leader, did you not hear the groans of carrots, the wails of cabbages, and the curses of tomatoes when you cook? Class leader, you're too narrow minded to only protect animals and not plants! "
Damn, Xiao Qin, do you want the class leader to eat wind and dew? If the class leader really listened to you, she would starve to death!
Thus I explained to the class leader: "Don't listen to Xiao Qin! Class leader, when you take care of puppies, you don't only pick cute ones to take care of, right? You shot a wild boar because it hurt people, and you turned a wild rabbit that a tiger caught into a dish because the rabbit was already dead, so it would be a waste of life if you didn't eat it! The relationship between humans and animals can mimic the relationship between humans. If the other party expresses goodwill, then we return goodwill. If the other party expresses malice, then we return malice — — don't think about it so complicatedly! "
This theory was basically taught to me by my dad, and it's especially effective for people who are stuck in a dead end. The class leader nodded as if she woke up from a dream, then she hit the beach ball back at Xiao Qin without hesitation.
"Dogs are the companions of hunters, so I like dogs. Cats can catch mice, so I like cats. I won't hurt any other animals that express goodwill to me! A person can't love everyone in the world, but it's also impossible to love all the animals in the world! "
"Who said that?" Loud Mouth joked, "I love all the animals in the world, especially their taste …"
Not only does surfing require the right location, but it also requires the right time. As the sun rose higher and higher, the waves gradually lost their momentum, so Ai Mi and Xiong YaoYue had no choice but to end their happy surfing time.
The waves getting smaller was good news for people with poor swimmers. The class leader, Loud Mouth, and Zhuang Ni went into the water to play. Although Gong CaiCai learned how to backstroke yesterday, she didn't dare go into the water because Zhuang Ni said there were sharks in the sea, so she could only continue to pick up seashells on the beach.
Xiong YaoYue had used up a lot of energy when she was surfing. Because her skin had long been tanned, she was not afraid of boiling water. She didn't hide under the parasol, but directly fell on the beach, letting her skin soaked in seawater receive the baptism of the hot sand. Looking at her expression, there was a sense of comfort.
After getting a lot of sand on her skin, Xiong YaoYue lined up the pebbles that she had fished up from the seabed on her thighs. She described her wheat-colored thighs as the dark universe, and the pebbles as the nine planets of the solar system.
"Pluto has already been kicked out of the nine planets by astronomers because it's too small." I complained while drinking coconut juice.
"Ah, I almost forgot." Xiong YaoYue immediately threw the smallest pebble on her thighs into the ocean.
Gong CaiCai, who was picking up seashells, heard our conversation and sympathized with Pluto just like she sympathized with the starfish yesterday.
"Pluto is so pitiful, it was removed by astronomers because it's too small … It used to be one of the nine planets, I wonder how sad it will be when it hears it was kicked out …"
That's enough. Although Pluto has already been demoted to a dwarf planet and is even smaller than the moon, it's still much larger than you, Gong CaiCai. Before you sympathize with Pluto, you should first consider if you have the qualifications to sympathize with Pluto.
Happy times always pass by very quickly. It feels like we didn't do anything for the day, but today's dinner was still very exciting. Everyone sat around the top floor of the lighthouse and started a fire to roast fish and meat.
"Wow, if I knew there were so many ingredients, I would have exercised more during the day."
Loud Mouth sighed with regret after she saw the overflowing fish, prawns, crabs, and meat in the metal basin.
"It's okay." Zhuang Ni said absent-mindedly with her face illuminated by the fire, "There's a certain type of animal that never exercises, they only know how to eat and sleep. You have evolutionary relations with them …"
Loud Mouth became anxious, "What do I have to do so you won't call me fat?"
Zhuang Ni tilted her head and covered her right eye with her bangs, "I won't say anything as long as you lose weight."
"Impossible." Loud Mouth finished the roasted meat on the metal skewer in one bite, "Unless I get into another car accident. But next time I won't be so lucky, I might get run over and die. "
"So I have to imprison you …" Zhuang Ni began to talk to herself with a gloomy expression, "After I buy the villa, I'll open up a basement, the class leader and Gong CaiCai will take care of my daily life, and I'll only feed you one apple a day …"
"Don't even think about it." Loud Mouth said angrily, "I won't become your harem even if I lose weight. Also, there are so many delicious things in the world, why would I lose weight for other people's tastes? "
Although Peng TouSi had hung mosquito repellent lamps nearby, there were still a few mosquitoes that flew over from time to time, causing trouble for everyone. Xiong YaoYue chased after the mosquitoes and hit them a few times. She only stopped when she raised her torch to chase the mosquitoes away and almost caused a fire.
Xiao Qin cunningly chose to sit with the class leader and Gong CaiCai because the class leader and Gong CaiCai attracted a lot of mosquitoes. The mosquitoes wouldn't bite her if she sat next to them.
"The current situation is perfect for a horror story." Xiao Qin, who was brainwashed by shoujo manga, imitated the plot of the manga and said, "Why don't I start? I'll state in advance that this story is purely fictional. If there are any similarities, it's purely coincidental. "
"On an island, there were seven classmates eating barbecue around a bonfire …"
How is it purely fictional? Aren't you talking about us?
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