I already thought the name 'Henderson Mall' was strange a long time ago.
Now the entire country is gay. It doesn't matter if you're a magician, a pianist, or a singer. If the person in the rumors is not your gender, you would be embarrassed to go on the streets.
It seems like Henderson Mall is at the forefront of the times.
It's fine if it's' gay ', but it's even' Henderson '. They're planning on being' gay 'forever, until the end of the world!
I hesitated for a long time in front of this unbelievably gay mall. I didn't know if I should go in with Xiao Qin.
There were people of all ages walking in and out of the entrance. There were middle-aged women carrying their children, old couples with white hair, college students with their arms around each other's shoulders — — flirting couples were a common sight.
In the crowd, only the two of us were wearing school uniforms and carrying backpacks. It was obvious that we were students who just got out of school.
Since there was no lack of young men among the customers, Xiao Qin became a bit nervous. She snuggled up to me without saying a word.
When she's not crazy, she's pretty quiet and cute.
I stood in front of the mall and did not go in. Xiao Qin did not rush me either, as if she was willing to stand here with me for the rest of her life.
After thinking about it, I didn't want to stand here and play the shame anymore. There were already several passersby pointing at us and gossiping.
One of them, a young woman wearing glasses, said to her elementary school student daughter:
"Did you see that? If you don't study hard, you'll only find a boyfriend like that! "
Her daughter took one look at me and immediately started crying.
"Mom ~ ~ mom ~ ~ that person is staring at me! Don't let me get taken away by him, okay? I'll definitely listen to my mom! I don't want to get married anymore! I'll go design rockets with my mom and dad! "
I actually inadvertently created a future aerospace scientist and made such a contribution to the country that gave birth to me. I have no regrets in this life.
No regrets my ass! Why are you using me as a negative example when you teach your child? Is there such a big contrast when I stand next to Xiao Qin? You guys haven't seen her true colors! Don't think that she's some cute and obedient little girl! Do you guys think she was forced to be with me because I'm a bad student? Stop joking! I was the one who was forced to come to this extremely gay mall to buy a bra!
"Ye Lin classmate, can I hold your arm?"
Xiao Qin asked when she saw that most of the couples were holding the man's arm.
I refused immediately and fiercely:
"No! Don't push your luck! I'm already giving you a lot of face by accompanying you! "
Xiao Qin whimpered and lowered her head like a victim of domestic violence.
Not far away, two otakus with thick glasses walked over. When they saw me yelling at Xiao Qin, they angrily talked to each other in private:
"You have such a beautiful girlfriend and you're still not satisfied! The heavens are really blind! "
"That's right! The two of us are so wise and powerful, but we're still single and can only masturbate! "
Not only that, but the way they looked at me was full of jealousy.
Hate your sister! Don't just talk and no action, if you have the ability then take her away! You can openly pursue her, I won't stop you! If you can pry Xiao Qin away from me, not only will I not be angry, I'll even pay you a visit and give you some pig head meat!
I'm not sure if these two otakus are used to criticizing politics online, but they spoke very loudly as if there was no one else around. They were already very close to me, but they didn't lower their volume at all. The fat one continued:
"Hmph, all the good meat is eaten by dogs! All the good meat is eaten by dogs … "
Seeing that they were getting more and more outrageous, anger rose in my heart. I suddenly took a step forward and glared at them like a jackal.
Although the two of them were older than me and the taller one was also taller than me, I was not afraid of them.
When I went to an internet cafe with Xiao Ding from the pet hospital, I saw the lifestyles of otakus.
For 24 hours a day, other than eating, sleeping, and going to the bathroom, all of their time was spent online and playing games.
Some people even saved time for meals, stayed up all night for a week, only ate a bowl of ramen every day, and finally fainted in the bathroom (it was Xiao Ding who called for an ambulance).
You can imagine the state of their bodies after abusing themselves like this.
That's why as soon as I showed a fierce expression, the two of them ran away in a hurry. They did not have the courage to fight against a middle school student.
But after they left, they were still whispering about something. I could vaguely hear obscenities like 'black wood ear mushroom'.
I wanted to chase after them and get even with them, but Xiao Qin grabbed me from behind.
As if she was afraid that I would get angry, she quickly let go of my hand. However, she was a bit reluctant to let go of my hand completely, so she pinched the corner of my shirt with her thumb and index finger, thinking that I wouldn't find out if she did that.
Let her be, looking at her right now, she looked like a child who was afraid of getting lost.
"Let's stop wandering around, let's find a lingerie store and buy what we need."
A man should face the bloody reality. I was delaying buying a bra, but it was only a reprieve.
Xiao Qin, who was tugging on the corner of my shirt, suddenly asked: "What does black wood ear mushroom mean?"
Looking at her confused and lifeless expression, she really didn't understand.
Her computer skills are terrible, so she probably doesn't go online much. She also stayed at home for three years, so she was out of touch with society. It's understandable that she doesn't understand the meaning of some popular words.
Especially since her main source of knowledge is Japanese shoujo manga, and it's the original Hong Kong and Taiwan version. It's impossible for those manga translators to use such vulgar language. It's not like the pirated manga that netizens on domestic manga sites. All kinds of popular words are flying everywhere, and their usage of words is also very close to the people. Whether it's a graceful Japanese high school girl or a dual-wielding American space cowboy, they all speak like they're from Zhao Benshan's hometown.
Actually, people like me, who don't have any style, prefer the latter translation. After all, it's more entertaining.
Seeing that I was lost in thought and didn't answer her question, Xiao Qin asked again:
"Isn't black wood ear mushroom food?"
In order to get my attention, she asked a bit louder this time, causing people to look at us.
I felt very awkward and whispered to Xiao Qin:
"It's not wrong to say it's food …"
"Then why is there someone laughing behind my back when I ordered KFC's' refreshing black wood ear mushroom '?"
"Um … KFC's recipe is pretty funny, and they even added 'refreshing' as a prefix …"
"Is refreshing wrong? Isn't the selling point of black wood ear mushroom refreshing? "
Xiao Qin blinked her large misty eyes.
"It's not wrong to say it's refreshing …"
"What's going on! Ye Lin classmate, why are you so shy when answering my question! Why didn't you just tell me! "
"Don't ask, it's not something you should know."
"Why do you know, but I can't know? Do you think I'm a child!? "
Xiao Qin was indeed a bit like a child. Only a child would talk about black wood ear mushroom loudly in public without any common sense.
"Yes, once when I was eating in the cafeteria, I suddenly remembered about black wood ear mushroom, so I asked the class leader. The class leader had a serious expression and asked me where I heard it from …"
Do you even need to ask? The term is already flying around everywhere, as long as you don't say you heard it from the news.
"I thought about it, but I can't remember where I first heard it, so I just told the class leader that I heard it from Ye Lin classmate!"
Can you have a bit of integrity! Who said that to you! Don't focus on lowering my reputation in the class leader's eyes!
"The class leader's expression at the time wasn't good. She told me that it wasn't a good thing and that it was used to insult women. Ye Lin classmate who casually says that to girls isn't a good person, so I should keep my distance from him in the future."
The class leader was right! No, I wasn't referring to the part where she said I wasn't a good person, I was referring to the fact that black wood ear mushroom wasn't a good thing to begin with, so don't get to the bottom of it!
"I have to know how the term black wood ear mushroom is an insult to women! Is it similar to the term 'SB', but it's reserved for women? "
Xiao Qin became stubborn and her knuckles turned white as she gripped the corner of my shirt.
"For example, if the class leader called Ye Lin classmate an 'SB', then Ye Lin classmate can also call the class leader an 'SB'. The two sides would be even and the class leader probably wouldn't be too angry. But if Ye Lin classmate called the class leader 'black wood ear mushroom', then since this term is reserved for women, the class leader wouldn't be able to retaliate and would become so angry that she wouldn't be able to speak. "
No, it's not to the extent of being unable to speak. If I called Shu Sha a black wood ear mushroom, then she would probably slap me.
"Ye Lin classmate is so petty! You and the class leader clearly know what this phrase means, but you won't tell me! If you guys don't say it, then I'll have to test it out! "
Ah? How are you going to test it out? Some things are not always better if you know more! Black wood ear mushroom would become black wood ear mushroom because you practice it too much!
"Hmph ~ ~ Ye Lin classmate, do you see the man and woman walking over? They look like university students, so they definitely know more than me! If I go up and say that girl is a black wood ear mushroom, then they definitely won't let it go, they'll scold me! That way, I can obtain more materials to analyze and figure out what black wood ear mushroom means! "
I followed Xiao Qin's gaze and saw a man and a woman stop in front of the jewelry counter. The man seemed a bit shy and the woman seemed quite pure. Maybe it was their first time dating.
Don't ruin my pure love, okay?! It's not easy for the two of them to go out on a date, but you scolded them for no reason, how would they feel when they go back!
"Wait! Don't you have androphobia? That guy is also quite young, aren't you afraid of facing him? "
"Um … with Ye Lin classmate by my side, I'll be a bit braver. Also, I'll focus on dealing with his girlfriend in a bit, so you can deal with him!"
"(≧ ▽ ∀)/Huhu … I've been looking forward to this kind of intimate battle between two couples for a long time …"
What's there to look forward to! Also, who's a couple with you!
"Hey! Black wood ear mushroom! Look over here! The one wearing the scarf … "
The university student couple turned around in astonishment. I quickly covered Xiao Qin's mouth from behind and forcefully dragged her away.
Finally, I told Xiao Qin to ask the school doctor, Chen YingRan. That pervert should be able to tell you what black wood ear mushroom means.
In the end, Xiao Qin said she already asked before, and sister YingRan said it was a compliment, which means the woman is very charming.
Well, to a certain extent, it's not wrong … But Xiao Qin was definitely confused by the school doctor's and the class leader's completely different answers.
Xiao Qin's attention was diverted until a red-themed lingerie store appeared in front of us.
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