The seaweed dance was only good enough for children to play with. In terms of beauty, it was far inferior to Seve. In terms of style, it couldn't even compare to square dancing. It was really like a lunatic twisting and turning.
Therefore, Murphy did not want to learn it after watching it.
However, after Yang Yi showed her the secret of this dance, Murphy really knelt down to Yang Yi!
That's right, she really knelt down!
She knelt down after Xi Xi and Tong Tong went to bed at night!
She had no choice. After losing the bet, Murphy had to learn something, right? The Seaweed Dance that she could not bear to look at was too crazy. Murphy could not learn it, so she could only …
…
In the dead of night, when Yang Yi and Murphy were "flirting", there were always some single people who could not sleep and were scrolling through Microbroadcasting on their phones.
For example, Mu Yucheng, the eligible bachelor in the industry, was single on Christmas Eve three years ago. Three years later, he was still single on Christmas Eve.
Speaking of which, Mu Yucheng's annual salary was a million. He was rich and not ugly. Although he was in his thirties, he was still a high-quality resource. His family also wanted to introduce him to a girlfriend, but after trying to find a few couples, he had not been successful. This was really strange!
There were even young girls in the company who were secretly asking if he was gay!
Of course, he did not talk about Mu Yucheng's story. He was scrolling through Microbroadcasting and saw that Murphy's Microbroadcasting, which he followed because he followed Yang Yi, had updated a new video. Looking at the cover of the video, it should be a video of Yang Yi hugging a cat.
"F * ck, this pigeon Yang's publishing speed slowed down because he went to cuddle a cat!" Mu Yucheng was filled with righteous indignation. He first forwarded it and then watched the video.
The video was less than a minute long. At the beginning, Mu Yucheng heard a fast-paced jazz drum sound. Of course, Mu Yucheng did not have any musical talent. The drum sound just passed through his ears. His attention was on the big, flat faced, grayish-black cat lying on Yang Yi's legs.
(Xiao Guai: Meow? I'll scratch you!)
Xiao Guai, who was in Yang Yi's arms, was actually very cute. Its face was full of confusion, and its round eyes looked left and right. Xiao Guai's eight-petal-shaped mouth was the definition of "confused."
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Mu Yucheng also felt a little strange. Was Yang Yi stroking the cat? But why was he holding the cat's two front paws?
Soon, a funny voice, "Xiao Guai, like a seaweed, seaweed …"
The Xiao Guai's two front paws was moving along with the song!
Yang Yi pinched Xiao Guai's two front paws, and his movements were very standard. One paw was placed on his waist, while the other paw was extended, twisting and turning as if he was beckoning!
What the hell?
Mu Yucheng did not react for a moment. He looked at Xiao Guai's "performance" in confusion.
Then, the song "Swaying with the Waves" sounded. Xiao Guai's two paws were held by Yang Yi's big hands. Xiao Guai's paws slid from bottom to top, from the sides of its head to the sides of its ears. Xiao Guai's round face was squeezed into a pear face, and its eyes were narrowed into slits …
When Mu Yucheng saw Xiao Guai's expression, he did not know whether it was enjoying or helplessly giving up resistance. He laughed very inhumanely.
"What the hell is this?" Mu Yucheng could not help but laugh and complain.
This dance, when performed by Xiao Guai, was a hundred times more magical. Mu Yucheng did not expect cats to be able to "dance," and dance so enchantingly.
Xiao Guai's paws were being held, and its soft limbs were being twisted around like a marionette. It even perfectly performed a human posture. Mu Yucheng felt that his worldview had been turned upside down!
He did not know that cats could be so showy!
Moreover, towards the end, when the novelty of the cat's actions faded a little, Mu Yucheng also noticed that he hadn't noticed before that the cat's lying posture was also very embarrassing. Its big belly was raised just like that …
But Mu Yucheng still did not feel that Xiao Guai was pitiful at all. He could not help but laugh.
Poor Xiao Guai, because of Mr. Yang's abuse of power, did not dare to struggle. In fact, it had struggled before, but Yang Yi's hands were too fast. Xiao Guai, who could not even catch up with Steamed Bun, could not escape from Yang Yi's five fingers. Xiao Guai's heart was dead, and it could only accept its fate.
Xiao Guai squinted its eyes and endured Mr. Yang's "bullying" in despair. The spectators only felt that this cat was very "suffering". Its dance was very cute, and it only knew how to hold its belly and laugh. How could it care about this little guy?
Of course, it was not that there was no such thing. Now, under Murphy's Microbroadcast, there were already readers who recognized Xiao Guai and started to comment below:
"Xiao Guai Protection Association expresses a strong protest … Oh, although I also laughed until my stomach cramped just now!"
"Boss Yang, what did you do to our Xiao Guai? Xiao Guai, my poor Xiao Guai! "
"Eh? Xiao Guai actually did not resist? This does not make sense! Doesn't it bully Steamed Bun all day and have a very wild personality? "
"Oh my god! Xiao Guai, I did not expect you to be such a Xiao Guai … "
Mu Yucheng did not look at the comments. After he finished watching the video, he could not help but laugh foolishly for a while.
After a while, he shook his head with a smile and forwarded the Microbroadcast again. "Okay, after watching this video, I realized that the legendary cat stroking is actually so interesting. I suddenly want to raise a cat!"
Eh, why was the focus on the cat?
…
Mu Yucheng's focus was a little strange. Normal people's focus was still on the song and the magical dance.
The netizens commented one after another:
"It's over. I've been brainwashed by this song. This song is obviously not good. I wanted to scold Yang Yi for not doing his job properly, but I suddenly realized that my mind was filled with seaweed the whole night. What should I do?"
"It's too magical. This video has been replayed dozens of times, but I'm still not tired of it. Looking at the cat enjoying itself, I can't help but want to laugh. What should I do?"
"What's the name of this dance? I really want to do this for my cat. "
"To the person above, your cat says: No, we don't date!"
"Yang Yi is really talented! I really don't know how his brain works. Just a random song and a dance can become popular! "
"Did anyone notice Murphy's laughter behind this video? Am I the only one who thinks that this video also taught us how to use cats to flirt with girls? "
"It's over. I laughed the whole night. The next day, I brought this video to class with dark eyes to show my classmates. Now, the whole class is laughing. The kind that can't stop. Even the teacher is confused!"
…
Thus, Little Guai became popular on the Internet.
However, these netizens didn't know that Yang Yi and Murphy had only released Little Guai's "cat dancing seaweed" video for them to laugh about. They had hidden the seaweed dance video of Xi Xi and Lan Xin.
In that video, the two girls each had their own unique dance!
Xixi's two hands were placed on top of each other. Her movements were as light as seaweed, and her slender waist was swaying vigorously. Looking at the little girl's smiling eyes and small face that seemed to be able to squeeze water out of it, she was so cute that he wanted to carry her away.
Lan Xin was not bad either! The little girl danced charmingly naively. In particular, her two small hands imitated the movements of the seaweed in front of her body. Her round little belly also twisted along with it. This kind of cuteness was also very lovable!
Moreover, although Lan Xin was fat, she had inherited her mother's beautiful facial features. Her face was also a beauty. Her big eyes were sparkling and bright, her small nose was round and perky, and her small mouth was small and exquisite. Moreover, her skin was pink and tender, as if it had been soaked in milk!
If it was just a glimpse, perhaps some judgment would be affected by her figure. However, the more one looked at her, the more one felt that this little chubby girl was very pleasing to the eye. Her round and soft appearance was also very likable!
In the video, the two girls showed the cuteness of this dance to the fullest. Moreover, looking at their serious expressions, only cuteness was left. There was no sense of madness in the original version!
However, Yang Yi wouldn't release this video.
After all, this dance was still a little unpresentable. It was fine as long as his family was having fun. It was better not to take it out for those gentlemen to criticize.
This wasn't alarmist talk. A few days after Yang Yi released Little Guai's video, there were music critics who used the song "Seaweed Dance" to criticize Yang Yi's self-degradation after he became famous. They said that he only knew how to play with some brainwashing songs and had lost his normal appreciation of music …
Of course, Yang Yi didn't care about these comments.
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