"Stupid cow, are you pretending to be dead?"
The Patriarch of Hell smiled sinisterly, "Do you believe that I'll stew an entire cow while the cauldron is heating up?"
As soon as he finished speaking.
The green ox, who had fainted, jumped up like a carp and stood up on its hind legs like a human.
Plop!
Under everyone's gaze, it knelt heavily in front of the patriarch like a human and said with tears in its eyes, "Father, I'm actually your long-lost son …"
Everyone was speechless.
Yang Tian was so shocked that he could not close his mouth!
'Damn it!
This damn cow is really shameless! '
The green ox walked over on its knees and hugged the patriarch's thigh tightly. It wiped its snot and tears on him, "As the saying goes, even a vicious tiger doesn't eat its cubs. Are you really willing to eat me?"
The Patriarch took the bag of Marlboro that still had a few sticks left, then took one out and put it in his mouth.
"Boom …"
The green ox opened its mouth and spat out a line of fire. It personally lit the cigarette for the patriarch before nodding and bowing as it massaged the patriarch's back and legs.
Everyone's worldview was destroyed by it.
"At least you know what's good for you!"
After a cigarette, the patriarch nodded in satisfaction, "By the way, what's your name again?"
The green ox seemed to be in a dilemma. When it saw the patriarch's expression turn grim, it rubbed its hands and said shyly, "Master, my name is Niu Niu …"
Pfft!
Luo Shuiyao was the first to burst out laughing.
"Hahaha …"
Yang Tian did not hide his laughter at all. He laughed so hard that he leaned back and forth, "Niu Niu, oh my god, I'm laughing so hard that my eyes hurt!"
Ye Chen could not help but laugh too.
The green ox seemed to have guessed everyone's reaction. It gritted its teeth, "Aren't these names given to me by my old master?!"
As soon as that was said.
Ye Chen could not help but have a gleam flash through his eyes, "Who was your previous master?"
Since the green ox was a quasi-saint, only a saint was qualified to be its master.
"He's dead!"
The green ox squeezed out a few drops of tears and said, "Back then, master went to heaven to fight immortals and never came back."
At this moment, Yang Tian rushed in front of it with a bamboo tube in his hand. He swayed it along with the movements of its eyes.
"Brat, what are you doing?" The green ox said angrily.
What kind of person was this?
Can't you see that I'm reminiscing about my old master?
What a disappointment!
Yang Tian said seriously, "I heard that ordinary people can see ghosts after applying cow tears, so I want to take some. Don't waste it."
The green ox was speechless.
"Fighting immortals in the sky?"
Even Patriarch Yellow Spring was shocked. He pulled the man over and said, "Are you saying that there are immortals on Earth?"
"Maybe, probably, probably!"
The green ox said with some uncertainty, "Anyway, Old Master's friends called those immortals Exalted Immortals, so they should be immortals …"
As it narrated, Ye Chen and the Patriarch of Hell roughly understood what happened. A group of people from foreign lands had once descended on Earth. These people were extremely powerful and tried to force the cultivators on Earth to submit.
However, there was no lack of powerful cultivators on Earth. Among them was the green ox's master. He formed the Immortal Extermination Alliance and killed his way into the sky alone.
Since then, the green ox's master had never returned. Not long after, the group of people who tried to attack Earth disappeared one after another.
Ye Chen and the Patriarch of Hell looked at each other. They guessed that the Exalted Immortals that the green ox mentioned must be powerhouses from foreign lands. Those who could call themselves Exalted Immortals must be cultivators.
In other words, cultivators from foreign lands had descended on Earth before. It was no wonder that many saints chose to leave this world during the pre-Qin period.
"After Old Master left and never returned, I was worried that Old Master's enemies would find me, so I stayed in the temple and slept!"
The green ox sighed faintly, "I slept for more than a hundred years. Every time I woke up from hunger, I would go out to look for food. When I was full, I would come back to sleep …"
"Does that mean that your cultivation base was also obtained by sleeping?" Luo Shuiyao said with a strange expression.
"That's right, I became a Quasi-saint by sleeping!"
The green ox nodded repeatedly, "Master is right. The outside world is too dangerous. Every time I wake up and go out, I'll see the messy scene of a great battle. My supreme medicines are all dug out from corpses."
Ye Chen secretly nodded.
The green ox's words verified his guesses. After the pre-Qin period, the saints of the nine families left this world. However, there were still many descendants who were unwilling to leave their homeland.
Without the suppression of the nine saints, these people naturally broke out into wars to fight for resources. As a result, there were fewer and fewer saints. It was not until the great calamity 500 years ago that they completely disappeared.
As for the green ox, it avoided all these dangers because it slept, becoming a Quasi-saint who had slept from ancient times until now.
It became a Quasi-saint by sleeping!
The corners of Luo Tianya's lips twitched a few times when he heard the green ox's pretentious words. He had the urge to kill.
"Your old master is probably dead a long time ago!"
The Patriarch of Hell waved his hand in annoyance, "I think you're quite talented. Coincidentally, I need a lackey to serve tea by my side. You can follow us from now on."
Everyone thought it would hesitate. Who would have thought that it would walk to Ye Chen's side obediently? It nodded and bowed, "Greetings, master!"
It was a smart person. It knew that Ye Chen had the highest cultivation base among all of them, and everyone treated him as their leader. Therefore, it addressed Ye Chen as Old Master without thinking.
Subsequently, it turned around to look at the Patriarch of Hell and said with a smile, "Greetings, Second Master!"
When he saw that, Yang Tian walked over and patted its shoulder. He grinned happily, "From now on, I'm your Third Master!"
The smile on the green ox's face suddenly disappeared. It looked at him in disdain, "Little brat, get lost and play in the mud!"
Yang Tian was speechless.
At that moment, Mengmeng, who was in Ye Chen's embrace, could not hold it in anymore. She kept pulling her little hands, "Daddy, I want to ride you …"
The green ox immediately reattached its broken horns and hooves. Then, it turned into an ordinary green ox with a shake of its body.
Ye Chen then placed her on the green ox's back. He was not afraid that the green ox would have any ulterior motives. Even if it did, he could save her first.
'This girl's spiritual energy is actually so terrifying!'
On the other hand, the green ox's mind raced, 'She's simply a humanoid supreme treasure pill. If I eat her, I might be able to step into the Saint Stage …'
Just as it was immersed in its thoughts, it saw Yang Tian staring at it with widened eyes.
The green ox said angrily, "Brat, what are you looking at?"
"I want to see when you're going to attack my niece. This way, I'll have another chance to eat an entire ox feast!"
Yang Tian gulped as he spoke, "Ox penis, ox tendon, ox tripe. Tsk tsk, just thinking about it is unbearable …"
The green ox shuddered!
It had completely given up on that thought!
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