On the mountain behind the Jinyang District.
A black puppy stood at the top of the mountain while looking at the moon in the sky with its tail drooping. It growled softly with a human-like expression on its face.
"Hahaha!
I, the Patriarch of Hell, have finally escaped! "
He, the Patriarch of Hell, was a Tribulation Transcendence Cultivator in the cultivation world. Which girl wouldn't tremble at the mention of his name? In the end, when he was transcending his tribulation and ascending, in order to bring his 3,000 beautiful wives and concubines along with him, he simply cultivated the Three Thousand Imperial Women Dao.
On the day of the Tribulation Ascension, he transformed into 3,000 people in front of all the Almighties in the cultivation world and had a live show with his 3,000 beautiful wives and concubines.
Eventually, the 99 Heavenly Tribulations were triggered. However, the patriarch did not seem to last long. He almost died after enduring three Heavenly Tribulations.
The black puppy growled again.
'God!
'Forget that you made me fail the Tribulation Ascension, but you gave me the chance to become an Itinerant Immortal. In the end, your three lightning strikes almost destroyed my soul. Only a sliver of my remnant managed to escape, and it was dragged into the space crack.
'Poor my 3,000 beautiful wives and concubines!
'Alright, I'll take it even if that's the case.
'But you should've given me a good cauldron to take over, but you made me come to this rubbish world that lacks spiritual energy.
'I've been searching for people in this world with all my spiritual energy. I've been searching for three days, but I did not see a mortal with a spiritual root. Just when I attached myself to a dog, a car came crashing over …
'I feel so wronged!'
The black puppy was in tears.
However, none of that mattered.
What mattered was that he, the Patriarch of Hell, was called Cutie …
'Your whole family is Cutie!
Do I not care about my reputation anymore? How am I going to pick up girls if people find out about this when I return to the cultivation world? '
If the patriarch had not found out that Ye Chen was a cultivator when he was treating his injuries, he would have flipped out.
"Although that brat's cultivation base isn't high, he's the first cultivator I've seen in this sh * tty world. Fortunately, I'm smart enough to sneak out while they're asleep.
"Otherwise, if that kid were to discover my identity one day, it wouldn't be good if I were to be stewed into a pot of dog meat to nourish my body."
"Humph, although I'm not a good person, I know how to repay favors. Since you saved my life, I'll let you off the hook for calling me Buttface," Xu Que said coldly.
At the thought of this, the black puppy was about to leave. However, when it turned around, it suddenly realized that someone had appeared behind it.
It was Ye Chen.
Ye Chen looked at it wryly and said, "Cutie, where are you going?"
The black puppy's fur immediately stood up, and it immediately wagged its tail like a pug trying to curry favor.
F * ck, I don't care about my face anymore!
"Should I call you Patriarch Yellow Spring? Or Buttface? " A smirk of mockery appeared at the corner of Ye Chen's lips. He had been tailing the man, so he had heard the man's roar clearly.
Unfortunately, coincidentally.
He understood the language of beasts …
The black puppy took a few steps back with a whoosh, its heart filled with horror.
'How did this brat understand me?
He even discovered my identity. '
A ferocious gleam appeared in the black puppy's eyes as it thought to this point. It lifted its front legs and placed them on its waist. It stood like a human and spoke while shaking its legs, "You're quite capable, little cultivator. That's right. I'm the famous Patriarch Yellow Spring in the cultivation world. I'm a Tribulation Almighty. If you know what's good for you, kneel before me now. I might let you go if I'm in a good mood!"
It thought Ye Chen would definitely fall to the ground in fear after hearing the words' Tribulation Almighty '. After all, Tribulation Almighty was the pinnacle powerhouse in the cultivation world. They were just one step away from ascending.
However, there was no expression on Ye Chen's face.
The Patriarch Yellow Spring was pissed, so he added, "Did you hear me? I'm a Tribulation Almighty. Tribulation Almighty! "
"So?" Ye Chen said expressionlessly.
"Do you know what Tribulation Almighty means? You're not even at the Foundation Establishment Stage yet. I can easily destroy your soul with a fart. "Patriarch Yellow Spring was furious.
'Damn it!
Can't you give me some face? '
Ye Chen said while smiling, "Why don't you try farting?"
The Patriarch Yellow Spring was speechless.
Subsequently, it roared and its body grew a few times bigger. It was as strong as a calf and charged at Ye Chen at high speed.
'Damn it, is the Patriarch Yellow Spring shameless?'
"Tribulation Almighty, am I right?"
Ye Chen chuckled softly and stretched his arm to grab it. He grabbed its neck directly and lifted it up.
"Please spare me, master. I, oh no, Cutie, know my mistake!"
The Patriarch Yellow Spring begged directly, "Cutie is willing to surrender. Cutie is willing to surrender!"
'I don't want to lose face this time.'
Ye Chen shook his head and said, "I don't need you to surrender. I just want to eat dog meat. I'll kill you, pluck your fur, open your stomach, and rinse it in boiling water. Then, I'll cut you into meat slices. Pour some oil into the wok and pour the meat slices into it. Then, I'll sprinkle ginger, onion, and garlic on it and keep stir-frying …"
Gulp!
Patriarch Yellow Spring swallowed his saliva. He was a little hungry after hearing Xu Que's words. He licked his face hastily and said, "Master, my flesh is not delicious. I can be used for many purposes, such as guarding the house, closing the door and letting the dogs out. Also, your daughter has taken me as her pet. If you eat me, she will be unhappy."
Ye Chen nodded subconsciously.
That seemed to make sense.
"Hand over the soul blood," Ye Chen said calmly.
The Patriarch Yellow Spring hesitated and said, "Erm, can you agree to two of my conditions?"
"I suddenly want to eat dog meat again …"
"No, I'll hand it over right away!"
The Patriarch Yellow Spring shuddered. He opened his mouth and spat. A red object that looked like an earthworm landed in Ye Chen's hand.
Ye Chen then nodded in satisfaction.
The Patriarch Yellow Spring looked like he wanted to cry, "Erm, I have a small request. Can you find me a good cauldron for me to possess in the future?"
It did not want to be a dog anymore.
He was threatened with eating dog meat at every turn!
Ye Chen nodded, "Sure!"
The Patriarch Yellow Spring hesitated for a moment. He rubbed his claws and smiled wretchedly, "Can you find me another woman? If that's not possible, bring me to the brothel in this lousy world first. I've been holding back for a long time. It feels terrible without a woman."
Ye Chen looked at its body and the key parts that were covered by its tail. He could not help but ask, "Are you looking for a woman?"
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