"My big brother and second brother are on the way. Pretty boy, you're dead. My second brother won't even care about you when he's angry!"
The toad continued to roar.
Ye Chen smiled lightly. A ball of Divine Fire suddenly bloomed in his hand and he refined the toad on the spot, "I suddenly feel like eating supper in the middle of the night. I don't have roasted frogs, but roasted toads should be fine."
"Ah!"
The toad really screamed this time because it realized that its skin was starting to burn under Ye Chen's Divine Fire.
"Do you surrender?" Ye Chen asked.
The toad's body emitted a golden glow, "No, grandpa doesn't surrender. Give me a few years if you're capable. I'll definitely beat you up by then …"
"Do I like medium rare or medium rare?" Ye Chen held his head down and proceeded to refine it.
Putting aside the fact that the toad was full of treasures, most importantly, it had revealed many secrets of Yin Xu. Ye Chen was curious about it.
The toad was speechless.
It did not know if it was an illusion, but it actually smelled like roasted frogs.
The saddest thing was that it suddenly felt that the roasted frogs smelled quite fragrant.
Thinking of this, it subconsciously swallowed its saliva and immediately admitted defeat. "Gigolo, oh, no, Sir, I surrender, I surrender …"
Ye Chen then put away the Divine Fire and looked at it from head to toe, "What exactly are you? You don't look like a toad … "
"Your whole family are toads …"
The toad exploded and glared at him, "My name is Heavenly Fire Divine Toad. I'm destined to illuminate the heavens in the future and break through the entire world!"
At this point, it seemed to be a little indignant, "If I wasn't born in that strange place, how could I have been cursed? How could I have been bullied by you?"
"You were born in the Forbidden Zone?" Ye Chen's eyes lit up.
The toad coughed continuously as if it realized that it had said something wrong. It could not help but shake its beady eyes and lie, "Did grandpa say that? You must have heard wrongly. "
Ye Chen laughed secretly. He knew that it was unwilling to tell him, so he changed the topic immediately, "Why are you in the crater? Could it be that you're the guardian spirit beast of the ruins? "
Usually, before an expert died, they would be worried that someone would covet their tomb. So, they would set up some measures in advance. Traps and magic formations were a must, but they would also use spirit beasts to guard their tomb.
"Your whole family are caretakers of spirit beasts!"
The toad exploded once again. Its spittle flew everywhere as it said, "That blockhead thinks he's worthy of grandpa guarding his tomb? Grandpa is just going to swim in its lava. "
"Is that all?" Ye Chen smiled wryly.
The toad couldn't help but feel diffident when it met his gaze. "Of course, Grandpa also borrowed a few things from him."
"Whose tomb is that?" Ye Chen asked again.
The toad curled its lips and said unconcernedly, "A Martial God Tomb. That blockhead was a Martial God when he was alive. He has a hobby of collecting things from women's undergarments to the underpants of peerless experts …"
Ye Chen was speechless.
…
Under everyone's gaze, Ye Chen returned from the crater of the volcano. What was different from before was that there was a toad on his shoulder.
The toad was no longer as ferocious as before. All the lumps on its body were retracted. It was only the size of a palm, and it looked like a golden frog.
The Patriarch of Hell immediately squeaked and went forward, "Damn toad, you've finally fallen into my hands, haven't you? I'm going to roast you … "
The toad slanted its beady eyes and glanced at him in disdain, "Don't you want the sores on your head and the pustules on the soles of your feet to go away?"
"Bullsh * t. How can there be pustules on the soles of my feet?" The Patriarch of Hell immediately revealed an awkward expression.
"And your hemorrhoids …" The toad sneered as it squinted its eyes.
As soon as he said that, Yang Hao laughed on the spot, and the others all looked as if they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.
"I'm going to kill you!"
The corner of the Patriarch of Hell's lips twitched a few times. Then, he pounced at the former with a ferocious glint in his eyes.
"Alright!"
Ye Chen stopped him and said to the toad, "Remove the sores on his head and the pustules on the soles of his feet. Oh, and the hemorrhoids on his butt …"
"I don't have hemorrhoids …" the Patriarch of Hell protested.
The toad rolled its eyes and said, "I have a condition. After entering the ruins later, I want a fire lotus deep in the magma …"
Ye Chen glanced at it coldly and immediately figured out its real purpose. This guy was going to take a bath, but in reality, it was probably going for the fire lotus.
Meeting his gaze, the toad immediately smiled bitterly and vomited at the patriarch.
"Are you going to vomit another supreme spiritual treasure?"
The Patriarch of Hell could not help but be secretly delighted when he saw this. He was prepared to receive the fourth supreme spiritual treasure.
The others held their breaths and were ready to snatch the supreme spiritual treasure at any time. Earlier, they only hated themselves for not reacting in time. How could they miss the opportunity before them now?
However, in the next moment, the patriarch felt a chill on his face.
He could not help but reach out to touch it. He was stunned at first, and then he exploded, "Goddamn toad, how dare you spit at me?!"
"I was helping you get rid of your hemorrhoids …" The toad was disdainful.
Hearing that, the Patriarch of Hell could not help but reach out and touch his forehead. He realized that the huge sores from before had disappeared.
He took off his boots and looked at his feet. He realized that the extremely itchy pustules were gone.
At this moment, Yang Hao suddenly came over and said faintly, "Patriarch, do you want me to help you see if the hemorrhoids on your butt are still there?"
"You bastard, get lost!"
The old ancestor almost couldn't help but slap him to death.
Ye Chen glanced at the surging crater and said to everyone, "Everyone, get ready. Let's go in and take a look!"
"Big brother, we took a look earlier. This ruin has just appeared," Ye Wushuang said.
Ye Wushuang said, "It seems to be because of the volcanic eruption. The terrifying energy destroyed the decaying formation, exposing the ruin."
"This pretty boy is right."
The toad agreed, "This ruin was indeed revealed because of the volcanic eruption. Otherwise, it might have been buried underground for who knows how many years."
"That's for the best."
Ye Chen could not help but nod. If the ruin had really just appeared, it meant that no one had visited it yet apart from the toad. As the second batch of people, they should be able to gain something.
Meanwhile, the real reason why Ye Chen was going in was to find something that could extend Su Yuhan's life.
Just when Ye Chen was about to urge everyone to enter the ruin, a few figures with terrifying auras suddenly shot over from the sky.
Song Qiye's expression changed slightly, "Someone's here!"
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