Chapter 1030
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"Do you know how to do it?" Jian Yiling asked.
"I've watched TV dramas before!" Wen Zhe rubbed his chin and explained to Jian Yiling seriously, "Actually, I don't like watching those TV dramas either. However, my mother likes to watch them. She always drags me to watch them with her. She even wipes away her tears with a tissue. Ahh, women."
His last sigh sounded like an old man in his seventies or eighties.
Wen Zhe continued to mutter, "I prefer to read books. However, my mother always says that I'm smart enough. If I continue to read, I'll become stupid. She says that I need to watch more TV dramas to keep up with the times. And thus, I accompanied her to watch a lot of TV dramas. I watched 'My Mother-In-Law', 'The Mute Daughter-In-Law', 'After Getting Married' … I watched all of them. I also watched those unrealistic teen idol dramas such as' I Have a Date with Pop ',' It's Not My Fault for Falling in Love with You ',' We're Destined to Fall in Love '…"
Wen Zhe counted with his fingers the romance dramas and family ethics dramas that he had accompanied his mother to watch over the years.
He wanted to show Jian Yiling that he had a wealth of experience.
"You're amazing," Jian Yiling commented.
"Hehe, don't worry. I'll take care of your future brother-in-law!" Wen Zhe patted his chest as he promised Jian Yiling.
Then, Wen Zhe took out a pen and paper. He began to take notes and write down his analysis.
1. Choose the right time to do it.
Usually, work is too tiring. However, weekend nights are theoretically the best time.
2. Choose the right location.
The hotel is too casual. The travel location is relatively romantic. The home is more secure.
3. Make sure that no one else will disturb you.
The two brothers across the street must leave in advance. Work matters must be arranged in advance. Work matters must be turned off in advance.
4. Make sure that your future brother-in-law will not run away.
After writing this, Wen Zhe began to bite the tip of his pen. This one was a bit troublesome. He had to think about it.
Jian Yiling looked at the content that Wen Zhe had written.
She asked: "Why do you have to arrange work matters in advance and why do you have to turn off your phone?"
Wen Zhe replied, "Sister, you don't know this, but based on my many years of watching movies and TV dramas, usually at times like this, either someone who doesn't know what's good for them will barge in and disturb them, or the phone will fail to live up to expectations and ring. Then, the lovers' kissing and hugging will be interrupted.
Wen Zhe had forgotten that he had just gone to deliver food to Jian Yiheng and Jian Yichen. This was to show that they were in an 'alliance'.
And now, he had switched sides to Jian Yiling's side.
Realization dawned on Jian Yiling: "That seems to be the case."
"Right, right." Wen Zhe pretended to be deep in thought. "But the most important thing about this problem is how to prevent my future brother-in-law from running away. In television dramas, they often choose to use alcohol to get the man drunk."
"Ah Sheng can't drink."
"Dramas often use drugs, but I don't have anywhere to buy them. I'm so worried."
"He can't just take random medicine."
"There's also the use of tonics, such as deer blood and bull penis. They say that if you eat them, you'll find a girl to have babies with." At this point, Wen Zhe had some doubts. "Oh right, how do you give birth to a baby? Why can you give birth to a baby after eating deer blood and cow penis?"
Wen Zhe only knew that this was how it was played in the TV series, but the TV series only showed two people hugging each other.
Then the camera panned and the sky brightened.
Then, after a while, they said that the woman was pregnant.
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