If the purchase rate is insufficient, please line up and wait for the bus. Zheng Zhengjun is on his way here. [I can't hold the cabinet door open! No wonder they were the number one couple in the team before the aural couple appeared. They really have the atmosphere of an adult couple …]
Fang Juexia hadn't seen the livestream so lively in a long time, so he stared at the screen intently.
Passing candy wrappers by mouth? What kind of game was this?
Lu Yuan rolled on the ground laughing. "Pei Tingsong, hahahaha, Putuo Temple's golden finger!"
"What are you laughing at? Don't you have to do it?" Pei Tingsong resisted the urge to roll his eyes.
"I'll do it." Lu Yuan got up. "I'm telling you, you're definitely going to record this video today!"
Pei Tingsong raised his eyebrows. "Dream on, I'm definitely not going to lose this time."
The director announced the rules, which were the same as what was said in the comments. The members would pass candy wrappers by mouth, and the last member would have to stop for three seconds after catching the candy wrapper.
"Okay, let's arrange the order."
[Ah, ah, ah, order! I'm getting excited!]
[God, please don't break the aural, please don't break the aural!!]
[Fire, water, water, water, fire, water!!]
[One Belt, One Road!! One Belt, One Road must be together!!!]
[Square! Square!!!]
The comments had turned into a CP battle, and there was no end to it.
The director brought up another box with six numbered balls in it. "Draw them out and sit in a row."
[Sit in a row and kiss.]
[Hahahaha, are you sitting in a row and kissing the devil?!]
[What beautiful Chinese!]
Everyone touched the balls one by one. Jiang Miao touched a two, and it was He Ziyan's turn. He carefully moved his fingers away like a gambling king, and then revealed a confident smile.
[Huo Ge, it's either a one or a three!!!]
He Ziyan aimed the other side of the ball at the camera, and it was indeed a one.
[Second Fire: That's right, I'm a one.]
The box was in Ling Yi's hand.
[Is our Ling Yi 0 or 1, hahahaha.]
"No. 3!" Ling Yi hugged Jiang Miao's arm. "Ah, I'm next to Miaomiao!"
Lu Yuan rolled up his sleeves and shook the box with only three balls left in it like he was shaking dice for a long time. In the end, he cautiously took out a ball. "It's time to see if I'm a third wheel!"
[Hahahaha, is Teacher Yuan really not the official support team leader of the aural couple?]
Fang Juexia was a little worried. If Lu Yuan did not separate the two of them, the game would be really awkward. Of course, passing candy wrappers with other members would also be awkward, but it was better than Pei Tingsong. A few days ago, they had been in a cold war for two years, but now they were playing such an intimate game.
Life was unpredictable.
"Let's smoke together."
The director suddenly said, "Lu Yuan really knows how to create a show's effect."
[Hahahahaha, Brother Dongbei is awesome.]
Xiao Pei shrugged and said, "Fine." The two of them reached into the box at the same time and took out the balls. Before the number was announced, Lu Yuan suddenly became serious and even lowered his voice. "To be honest, I still want to pass candy wrappers with Juexia."
Pei Tingsong sneered.
[Ah, ah, ah, this kind of déjà vu between two attackers and one attacker.]
[This sneer is so good!]
[Hey, Teacher Fang in the Fang Yuan couple is the attacker, right? His 1.8-meter-tall face is not a joke.]
[Sob, sob, sob, sob. Fang Yuan's girl has a blue sky above her head!]
Ling Yi, who had already decided on the order, unwrapped the candy wrappers and distributed them. Fang Juexia took one and stuffed it into his mouth. The rich sweetness of the candy spread in his mouth.
[However, the frigid Mr. Facade doesn't care about this battle at all. Happily eating candy.]
[With Juexia's face, if I receive candy wrappers with him, I might die.]
[Xiao Pei, don't lose face for your mother!]
[Xiao Pei, you waited all night for this moment of luck! You must pass candy wrappers with Pretty Baby!]
"Come, come, come, let's announce it together." Lu Yuan counted down from three and the two of them reached out at the same time to show the number on the balls to the camera.
[Ah, ah, ah, ah, Xiao Pei is 5!!!]
[Okay, male guest number 4 missed the chance to kiss Pretty Baby.]
[Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, my hearing is coming!! I'll go downstairs and run ten laps to calm down first!]
The bullet screen went crazy.
Fang Juexia had always been slow to react. His consciousness was still in a wandering state and he didn't understand what the current situation was and what it had to do with him.
[jxgg is really a calm and responsible team. There's really no waves.]
[Hahaha, Fang Juexia has never been this calm before!]
[jxgg is really beautiful. She's wearing home clothes and a hat like a quiet little white rabbit.]
[Ah, I'm so jealous. I want to die …]
It wasn't until Jiang Miao put the number six ball in his hand that he suddenly realized what had happened.
"You're the last runner," Jiang Miao said.
Really?
What does that mean?
The furry hood of his home clothes covered his dizzy head, and his cheeks were abnormally hot.
"Wait …" He took a step back and whispered to Ling Yi, "Is the Pei Tingsong for me?"
Ling Yi pretended to wipe her tears, sniffled, and nodded deeply.
How could this be?
Fang Juexia's soul began to leave his body.
The other members of the team sat in order under the guidance of the staff, and he was automatically placed last. He Ziyan raised his hand and asked, "Is it more … convenient to stand?" He hesitated for a second and didn't know how to phrase it.
[Hahaha, the word 'convenient' is wonderful!]
[It's so fun to make an adult idol!!]
To his surprise, the director agreed readily. "Sure."
So the six boys stood in a row and waited for the game to start.
Lu Yuan joined in the fun. "The person who stopped the game will be the one who recorded the video!"
"Teacher Yuan, there aren't many men as persistent as you nowadays," Ling Yi complained.
Lu Yuan: "Don't fall in love with me. It won't end well unless your hands are better than mine."
He Ziyan laughed. "Maybe Xiao Pei's hands are better than yours."
Pei Tingsong shrugged. "Anyway, if I lose, my surname won't be Pei anymore."
[Hahaha, Pei Tingsong's desire to win is real!]
The staff took out a palm-sized colored glass candy wrapper and handed it to He Ziyan.
"This candy wrapper is quite pretty." He Ziyan turned around. In order to minimize the possibility of failure, he directly shortened the distance between him and the team leader, Jiang Miao. When the candy wrapper was so close to his nose, He Ziyan put it on his lips and moved closer.
Ling Yi: "Ah, Huo Ge is so smart!"
The crowd started to cheer. Jiang Miao took a deep breath and held back his laughter. He covered his ears and ignored his brothers' playfulness. He moved closer and took the glass candy wrapper from He Ziyan's lips. At first, it didn't go well. The candy wrapper didn't come down.
"Ahhh, this is so exciting!!" Lu Yuan screamed.
[Teacher Yuan is really a fujoshi!]
[Wodema, my nose is going to bleed! This is a f * cking hot kiss!]
After several attempts, the disobedient candy wrapper was finally sucked on by Jiang Miao. He took the opportunity to quickly turn around and move closer to Ling Yi.
"Ah, wait! Wait! "
[Ahhhhh, this is a forced kiss!!!! Woc, I'm a couple!!!]
[Just now, the water and fire were really kissing for a long time! Huo Ge did it on purpose!]
[The girl with the hearing is showing a wretched smile in front of the screen!]
[Woc, I'm blushing!]
Ling Yi shouted, but his movements were unexpectedly fast. His lips were like a small suction cup as he sucked on the candy wrapper. He turned around abruptly, and without thinking, he stood on his tiptoes and grabbed Lu Yuan's shoulder. Lu Yuan was so scared that his pupils dilated.
"Huh?!" Lu Yuan's eyes widened.
[Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter.]
[Why does the style become so funny when it comes to Belt and Road? Hahaha.]
[Tough guy! Kiss with clues!]
Lu Yuan took the glass candy wrapper from Ling Yi's mouth in a panic. However, Ling Yi forgot to let go because he was nervous. He could only push Ling Yi away and turn around to face Pei Tingsong.
[Hahahaha, what kind of love and hate is this?!]
[Yuanyuan: Let go of me! I'm going to find Xiao Pei!]
[Juexia is so calm that he's like a bystander at this moment.]
[Did he forget that he's also playing a game? Hahahaha, he's even showing an obedient expression.]
Fang Juexia tilted his body and was fascinated by the scene. He didn't realize that it was their turn soon. Compared to him, Pei Tingsong wasn't much better. He was used to being sloppy. At this critical moment, he still had his hands in his pockets. He didn't seem nervous at all. When he saw Lu Yuan turn around, he only lowered his head slightly.
Lu Yuan seemed to have mastered some kind of technique. The two of them completed the exchange almost as soon as they met. The glass candy wrapper was quickly passed to Pei Tingsong.
[Wow, so fast! Teacher Lu, you're awesome!]
[Wuwuwu, my Xiao Pei is so handsome! Hands in pockets, I don't like anyone!]
[Ahhhhh, my hearing is coming!!! Hearing!!!]
[Hearing!!!!]
[I'm waiting for the kiss of the century from my hearing!!!!]
The bullet screen suddenly went crazy as if it had been injected with chicken blood.
Probably because of the delay in his emotions, Fang Juexia, who should have reacted a long time ago, suddenly felt nervous at this moment. His heart began to beat strangely, so violently that it was unfamiliar.
Pei Tingsong, who still had his hands in his pockets, turned around. The lower half of his handsome face was covered by the translucent glass candy wrapper. The beautiful reflection of the wrapper softened the sharpness.
He was shining with reckless abandon.
The light in the living room penetrated the glass lens in front of his eyes and dissolved into those aggressive eyes.
He didn't know when it started, but the fluid in his consciousness began to solidify. All his movements turned into a slow-motion long shot, turning into a montage under the glass filter.
Pei Tingsong didn't take a step. He just tilted his head, bent his waist, and was about to approach.
As close as a kiss.
Fang Juexia didn't know what was wrong with him. It wasn't that he was resisting, but he subconsciously took half a step back.
This step caused the soft light in Pei Tingsong's eyes to disappear instantly. It was sharpened by the desire to win. He reached out his right hand from his pocket and nimbly took off his glasses. Then, he grabbed the back of Fang Juexia's neck and dragged him, who was trying to retreat, in front of him.
It was also at this moment that Pei Tingsong's breathing became chaotic.
The glass candy wrapper was pushed away by the overflowing breath. It left his lips and slowly fell down frivolously.
"Ah, it's over, it's over!"
"I've lost, I've lost, I've lost!"
Even Fang Juexia was sure that he would lose. He was sure that the lips that troubled him wouldn't touch as scheduled, and the punishment wouldn't fall on him. Logically speaking, he should be relieved.
But he wasn't.
Was he really going to lose?
No one could imagine how strong Pei Tingsong's desire to win was.
But in the next moment, everyone was stunned. Pei Tingsong actually bent down, tilted his head slightly, and caught the piece of glass candy wrapper again. He was like a cheetah waiting for an opportunity. His movements were smooth and fluid. He grabbed the back of Fang Juexia's neck with his right hand and cupped his cheek with his left hand.
His body suddenly leaned forward. Fang Juexia's heart and soul returned to their original position at this moment.
The sound of the fragile membrane, the soft lips that were forced to touch, and the heartbeat that was about to stop. All the sensory experiences were violently mixed at this moment.
The glass candy wrapper clouded his mind.
Victory and defeat were decided by a kiss.
Lu Yuan had an idea. "How about a kiss on the lips?"
The other five people were speechless.
[Hahahahaha, Teacher Lu Yuan, if you know how to speak, you should hold a concert!]
[how made winds！]
[F * ck, kiss on the lips, hahahahaha! Is our Little Card Group so open? What do you guys usually do in the dormitory!]
Ling Yi narrowed his eyes and pinched Lu Yuan's face. "Are you gay?"
Lu Yuan pinched his face back. "If I'm gay, then you're a 0."
"I'm Ling Yi!"
Lu Yuan: "Is it a 1 or a 0?"
He Ziyan immediately answered, "It's a 1. I don't believe it."
Xiao Pei: "Where's the 1?"
Jiang Miao quickly came out to smooth things over. "Okay, okay, let's not talk about it anymore."
[Team: It's too difficult for me!]
[What kind of gay crosstalk group is this? HHHH]
0/1: I'll kill you guys in three days.]
[Sure enough, there are no straight guys in Kaledo.]
Jiang Miao said again, "As for the punishment … To be fair, everyone should write a punishment method. When the time comes, the loser will pick one from the list to complete the punishment. How does that sound?"
"Okay!"
[Wow, I want to see what kind of punishment everyone writes!]
The director arranged things behind the camera. "Everyone has one minute to write in front of the camera. Remember to show it when you're done. "
Fang Juexia was thinking about the punishment in his mind and was a little lost in thought. Suddenly, he heard everyone talking about him.
"Let's make it clear first. We can't play any arithmetic games." Lu Yuan took a french fry and stuffed it into his mouth. "Otherwise, Teacher Fang will beat us to the ground."
When he said that, everyone sighed in unison.
[Hahahahaha, what's coming is coming.]
[Is the humanoid calculator Fang Juexia going to make a comeback?!]
[？？ My new fan is confused. Please enlighten me!]
He Ziyan laughed. "I can still remember the fear of being dominated by Wang Zai Milk."
[I knew it! Wang Zai Milk is so funny!]
Ling Yi clapped her hands and explained online, "Come, Juexia participated in a variety show previously. I think there was a cut on Bilibili. At that time, one of the segments was arithmetic. It was the kind that got harder and harder. However, Juexia won the ultimate prize with his amazing arithmetic skills. A cart of Wang Zai Milk. That's right, a whole cart. "
[The f * ck? A car?]
[Why are you so silly? Hahahaha!]
[In the early days, Juexia really went on many strange variety shows for the sake of exposure. Hug me, Summer ~]
"How long did it take us to finish drinking?" Lu Yuan interrupted and asked.
Jiang Miao thought for a while. "About one or two months. At that time, the only drink we have at home is Wang Zai milk."
[Hahahaha, six young men are drinking milk together! I'm dying of laughter!]
[Wang Zai, transfer the money!]
He Ziyan grinned, showing his white teeth. "I remember that Juexia used to stew milk and sugar water for us every day. Oh, by the way, tell Shinfan that Juexia grew up in Guangzhou. "
[AHHHHH PLGG is from the same place as me!!! I'm so happy!]
As her roommate, Ling Yi added, "But I heard that Juexia's mother is from the north."
Juexia nodded. "Shandong."
[Northern and Southern mixed blood children are the prettiest! No wonder!]
[What the hell is a Northern and Southern mixed blood? Hahahaha, sisters only know how to brag!]
Lu Yuan shook her head. "Anyway, we trembled when we saw Wang Zai milk."
Speaking of this past, Pei Tingsong felt that it was funny. When he was on that show, the sponsors probably did not expect that such a difficult question would be solved, so they set up that kind of award. Unexpectedly, Fang Juexia really did solve it.
[At that time, Jue Xia was even attacked because of this …]
Seeing this sentence, Pei Tingsong also recalled what happened at that time.
It was a small show and was not popular, so there was not much response when it was broadcast. However, Fang Juexia's anti-fans did not let go of any opportunity to ridicule him. At that time, they said that it was the script and that he cheated. They even wrote many small papers. If Pei Tingsong had not been there at that time, he would have been brainwashed.
Fang Juexia looked cold, but in front of people close to him, his silence tended to be slow. There was not much expression on his face, and his voice was very soft. He did not have much confidence in defending himself. "Wang Zai milk is very delicious."
[Ahhhhhh Juexia is so cute today! Sure enough, no matter how cute he is on stage, he will be very cute off stage!]
[His ending tone is too cute!]
Pei Tingsong glanced at him and saw that he went to ask Ling Yi about whether Wang Zai milk was delicious or not.
This guy was too strange. He was the strangest person he had ever met.
Everyone chatted and laughed. Under the lead of Jiang Miao, they started to prepare for the game. When they were writing the punishment, everyone hid in a corner. Fang Juexia turned his back and lay on the sofa. He held the pen and thought for a long time.
He really could not think of a good punishment.
Ling One was quick-witted. He was the first to rush in front of the camera. He secretly wrote down the words [Special Dark Drink] and proudly showed it to everyone. Lu Yuan followed behind her and wrote a sentence [Imitating a short video of a rustic flower].
[Where there is punishment, there must be special X].
[Hahahahaha, a short video of a flipping flower, Teacher Yuan!]
[Yuanyuan is really not worried about shooting herself in the foot].
Jiang Miao was kind and only wrote [20 sets of push-ups and clapping]. Pei Tingsong casually wrote [Group Sending Ugly Photos]. When it was Fang Juexia's turn, he really did not know what to write. Seeing that the time was almost up, he could only write quickly. Then, he folded the note with the words "elephant circling" and put it into the punishment box.
[The team and Juexia are really angels. They don't know how to prank people at all].
[Group Sending Ugly Photos Hahahahaha, Grape, you are really 19 years old!]
[I still look forward to our fire. After all, it's white and black.]
He Ziyan walked forward, wrote a line of words, and showed it to the camera. His teammates were ordered to turn around and not look at the screen during this time. But when they turned around, they found that the bullet screen was still flooding.
[F * ck! Huo Ge still knows how to play!!!]
[Huo Ge is too good. Hahahahaha, looking forward to the punishment!]
[Respect Huo Ge!!!]
What kind of punishment was it? Fang Juexia was curious and envious at the same time. Interesting people wrote punishments that were interesting.
The games started one by one. At first, it was simple games like you draw and I guess, guessing the name of the song, and so on. But Pei Tingsong did not know what was wrong with him, and he lost again and again the whole night. There were a total of six punishments, and he did three by himself. First, he did handstand push-ups, then he did the dizzy elephant circling. While he was still dizzy, he drank Ling Yi's special drink made with soy sauce, aged vinegar, honey, mustard, sesame oil, and milk.
"Is this a welcome ceremony for me? You must be hoping that I die on the day I move in. "Pei Tingsong coughed non-stop.
[Hahahaha, even the team leader has a day like this! The heavens have eyes, hahahaha]
[Yiyi's drink tastes so bad. Hahaha, Xiao Pei drank a big can of cola for himself!]
[Finally, there's a similar drink that the sisters can get — Xiao Pei's special drink made by Ling Yi!]
[Look at the scenery's expression, hahahaha]
Pei Tingsong still felt nauseous and wanted to get more drinks. He stretched his neck and looked around. There seemed to be nothing left in front of him that had not been opened. Although Fang Juexia had a cold face, he was very attentive. Everyone was still immersed in the joyous atmosphere of the game, but he realized that Pei Tingsong was looking for something. He only hesitated for two seconds before he pushed a can of orange soda in front of Pei Tingsong.
Seeing this, Pei Tingsong turned to look at him.
Fang Juexia mouthed to him that he had never drunk it before.
Thinking of what Cheng Qiang had told him before the livestream, Pei Tingsong picked up the can of soda. In essence, they did not have much team friendship, so he automatically treated Fang Juexia's actions as a form of "business".
[Xiao Pei drank Juexia's drink!]
[Wearing Brother's clothes and drinking Brother's drink, Xiao Pei is awesome!]
[Cult CP fans shouldn't look down on gays. Can't you just focus on the game?]
The bullet screen was in a frenzy. The director's voice sounded again. "Then let's start the last game. You can choose among yourselves. "
As he spoke, the staff took out the game box. Pei Tingsong put down the can of soda and rolled up his sleeves. "I'll choose. They were the ones who chose the last few times. I've been losing because of this. "
He Ziyan laughed. "Because of what? Because of philosophy? "
[Hahahaha, Huo Ge is awesome! Does a teenager study philosophy?]
[Hahahaha, Xiao Pei's philosophy is being cued.]
Ling Yi said, "I won't let you choose!"
Jiang Miao grabbed Ling Yi's hand. "Let him choose."
[Hahaha, I realized that Sanshui says "Don't …" and "Let him …" the most every day. I'm so worried.]
Lu Yuan bounced his arm along with the music out of boredom. "That's right. Otherwise, he wouldn't admit that he's a black hole in games."
"Who said that? I'm very good at games. It's these low-level games that don't deserve me." Pei Tingsong's expression was very provocative. However, in Fang Juexia's eyes, he dragged out the word "very good" and looked like a cocky kid.
"How about this? We'll let you choose. If we lose to you again this time, we'll add the punishment of recording a crude video. How does that sound? "
Fang Juexia wanted to laugh. Lu Yuan was really persistent about the video.
Lu Yuan's carefully prepared punishment had not been used yet. Just as he was sighing in his heart, Pei Tingsong bumped into him.
"Okay." Pei Tingsong was not afraid at all. He directly reached into the game box. Fang Juexia discreetly popped a potato chip into his mouth and stared at him. He had a bad feeling about what was about to happen.
Crunch. The potato chip was crushed.
His premonitions had always been very accurate.
Pei Tingsong was a straightforward person. He reached out and took out a piece of paper from the box. He opened it and glanced at it.
The director said, "Show it to everyone."
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