Chapter 1222
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"This is Yuning's new invention." Nian Xi chuckled. "I've tried it. It's super effective."
After that, Nian Xi introduced the functions of the phone. Everyone was stunned.
"So effective?" Nian Junting couldn't believe it. "Let me try …"
Nian Xi said seriously, "Brother, be careful. This thing is really effective. It can even detect impotence and kidney deficiency."
Nian Junting's handsome face darkened. "What do you mean? Do you think I'm impotence and kidney deficiency? If I had these little apples, why would my sister-in-law marry … ugh …"
Before he could finish, a piece of braised meat covered his mouth.
It was so greasy that he wanted to throw up.
He glared at Luosang.
"Shut up. We won't treat you like a mute," Luosang reminded him coldly.
Nian Junting had no choice but to force himself to swallow the steamed pork.
"No, I'm just reminding you," Nian Xi said with a smile. "Don't try it if you have diseases that you can't tell others about. It'll be embarrassing. It can even detect menstruation."
After she said that, many people at the table fell silent.
In the end, Nian Qingyun reached out his hand. "I don't believe it's so effective. Let me try. I'm very healthy anyway."
Nian Junting handed him the watch. Nian Qingyun put it on. About ten seconds later, the watch reported, "Decreased digestive fluid secretion from the gastrointestinal tract. Decreased bowel tension and peristalsis. Weakness of abdominal and pelvic muscles. Weakness of the sphincter. Decreased gastrocolonic reflex. Decreased rectal sensitivity. Food stays in the intestines for too long. Excessive water absorption causes constipation."
At first, no one understood. Then, they all burst into laughter.
Nian Qingyun was so angry that his face turned red. "This thing is not accurate at all."
Nian Qingshan laughed. "Brother, how is it not accurate? Haven't you been complaining that you can't come out of the bathroom?"
Nian Qingyun glared at him.
Luosang hurriedly said, "Dad, it's nothing. Everyone has constipation. I have it too."
Nian Qingyun's face looked better. At that moment, the watch continued, "It is recommended that the elderly eat more grains, vegetables, fruits, and beans that contain crude fiber. Drink more water, at least 1,500 liters a day, especially a glass of warm water in the morning or before meals. It can effectively prevent constipation."
"Who's an old man? I'm not even sixty years old. I can fight on the battlefield with vigor and vigor." Nian Qingyun stood up angrily, took off his watch, and returned it to Nian Junting. "It's completely inaccurate."
Jiang Yuning said, "Didn't it say that you're sixty years old? After all, the watch can't tell your real age. What it shows is that your digestive system is close to that of an old man. It means that you need to take good care of yourself and pay attention to your diet."
Grandpa Nian nodded. "Qingyun, you should be more careful. It's fine that you eat greasy food, but you often go out to socialize and drink. This watch is indeed very good."
Nian Qingyun's face was covered in dirt, and he immediately stopped talking.
If he had known that constipation could be detected, he would never have worn it.
Nian Xi raised her eyebrows and asked, "Does anyone else want to try?"
Nian Qingshan hurriedly waved his hand. "No need, no need."
Nian Xi grinned and said, "It seems that everyone has many private problems. Brother, do you want to try? Didn't you just say that you wanted to try?"
Nian Junting immediately put a hand on his forehead. "Sister-in-law fed me a piece of fatty meat just now. It's so greasy. I need to slow down, or I'll throw up."
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