"Not good! Imperial Father is here! Run! " The two children held hands and ran away. Before they ran, they didn't forget to angrily throw the quilt on the ground.
But they ran more strategically and directly ran to the palace of the emperor emeritus and the empress dowager. They knew that running here was the safest because even if their imperial father wanted to beat the children, he wouldn't dare to do it in front of their grandparents.
The two children cried as they entered the room. When they came in, Consort Yun was accompanying Emperor Tianwu to have dinner. Emperor Tianwu chewed meat and asked Consort Yun: "Can you also eat a few bites? Don't keep staring at me, I can't eat anymore. "
Consort Yun shook her head: "I don't eat dinner, eating dinner is not good for maintaining my figure." As she spoke, she hugged her crying grandchildren in her arms. She helped them wipe their tears and asked: "What's wrong? Who bullied my big darling? "
Emperor Tianwu was relatively calm: "Did you lose to your father again?"
The two children said in unison: "Yes."
Xuan Ruoling lay in Consort Yun's arms and asked with tears in her eyes: "Imperial Grandmother, who did imperial father sleep with when he was young?"
Consort Yun told her: "Naturally, he slept with me."
The two children didn't understand: "Why can he sleep with Niangqin?"
Consort Yun pointed at Emperor Tianwu: "Ask your Imperial Grandfather."
Imperial Grandfather stammered, not daring to say anything.
Zhang Yuan, who was accompanying them on the side, couldn't listen anymore: "Say it! A real man dares to take responsibility for his actions. Where did the happiness you had when you were the emperor go? " While scolding Emperor Tianwu, he pulled the two children to his side: "If he won't say it, I'll say it. The reason your imperial father was able to sleep with your Imperial Grandmother when he was young was because your Imperial Grandfather had too many women."
Emperor Tianwu angrily slammed the table: "Is that so? Can't you tell the truth? At that time, it was because she didn't let me enter Winter Moon Palace that the palace gates were closed for more than 20 years. Otherwise, how could those two little brats have a chance? "
"Why are there two of them? Didn't Imperial Grandmother only give birth to Imperial Father? "Xuan Feili tilted his head in confusion.
Xuan Ruoling rolled her eyes and understood a little. "I know! The other one was Seventh Uncle, the most good-looking Seventh Uncle. Imperial Grandmother is truly blessed to be able to sleep with Seventh Uncle. Ling 'er also wants to sleep with Seventh Uncle! "
Xuan Feili's big eyes also started to shine. "I miss Seventh Uncle too. Seventh Uncle is too handsome. Seventh Uncle is a deity!"
The two children temporarily forgot the disappointment of their mother being snatched away, and were immersed in longing for their Seventh Uncle. Emperor Tianwu felt that his grandson and granddaughter should be fine. He was about to continue eating when the topic of the two children somehow turned back. He listened carefully for a while and found that the two children had already begun to research how to find a concubine for Xuan Tianming.
Emperor Tianwu slapped his forehead. "Who did she take after?"
In Feng An Hall, Celestial Empress and Celestial Empress were sitting on the kang bed and talking about life. Celestial Empress said: "How promising, competing with children in a battle of wits and courage."
The Emperor spread out his hands. "There's no other way. If I knew, I wouldn't have given birth to them so smart."
Ever since Feng Yu Heng became Gu Mo's Empress, she felt that she was getting lazier. Gu Mo had nothing to do all day long. Other than going to the department store to buy some goods, she didn't have any other tasks.
She enlightened Xuan Tianming: "You have to thank the two of them. These years, Gu Mo Dashun didn't have any wars. If it weren't for these two children, your brain would have become rusty."
A certain person smiled evilly, and the purple lotus between his eyebrows bloomed even more brilliantly. "It's okay if my brain becomes rusty, as long as my body doesn't become rusty. Wife, let's train the soldiers? "He leaned forward, and Feng Yu Heng immediately felt a burst of evil.
However, she didn't show any weakness. "Train the soldiers? Okay! " She smiled even more evilly than him, and then flipped her wrist. Xuan Tianming saw his wife take out a knife, a sword, a bow, a pair of big hammers, and finally a grenade. "Come, husband, which one do you think we should use?"
Xuan Tianming was very sad. "Zhen is not talking about this training method."
"Oh." She thought for a while, and then took out a gun. "Playing with firearms?"
The Emperor was finally angry, and he threw his wife down with a strong force. "Feng Yu Heng, you did it on purpose!"
She raised her eyebrows. "En humph!"
He lifted her little chin. "Tonight, zhen will let you know what real training is." After saying that, he suddenly separated her two arms. His intention was very obvious. It was to prevent her from cheating and sneaking into the space. "In these few years, zhen didn't learn anything else, but I'm very good at breaking your arms. How about it, wife, accompany zhen for 300 rounds tonight? "
"Hehe!" She laughed wickedly. "Three hundred rounds of battle? Hehe! "
He felt a little guilty when he saw her laugh. "What are you laughing at?"
Feng Yu Heng's lips hooked up, and she pointed outside the door.
Xuan Tianming suddenly had a bad feeling.
Sure enough, just as this feeling rose, he heard banging on the door, and at the same time, the two little brats shouted, "Imperial Father, Imperial Father, come out quickly. This son has an important matter to report!"
Xuan Tianming was so angry that his face turned green. "You two aren't court officials, what are you going to report for? There's no need to report family matters. We'll talk about it tomorrow at breakfast. "
The two brats were unconvinced. "Imperial Father, do you understand the concept of family, country, and the world? You can't even handle family matters well, so how are you going to handle the country's affairs? Imperial Grandfather said that if you want to stabilize the country, you have to first manage the country. If you want to manage the country, you have to first manage the family. So hurry up and open the door, it's time to manage the family! "
Xuan Tianming once again regretted giving birth to these two little bastards. However, his wife, who was under him, took the opportunity to escape. She even used a reason that was enough to make him vomit blood: "I'm going to open the door for my daughter and son!" When she ran out of bed, she even said, "Xuan Tianming, your luck isn't good today. It's not good for you to have sex."
A certain person gritted his teeth. Damn it, since when did being intimate with his wife need to depend on luck? Fortunately, those two brats were his own children. Otherwise, he would have skinned them alive.
Soon, he heard a burst of cheers. The two brats rushed in, holding a pile of books in their hands. Inside the books were portraits of various women. Moreover, it was very surprising that the two brats' target wasn't their imperial mother, but their imperial father.
"Imperial Father, Imperial Father, take a look and see which type you like. Pick a few. We'll go find the type you choose tomorrow and fill your harem."
"Right, right, Imperial Father, don't you think we've been sensible since we were young?" The younger daughter climbed onto his knee and said coquettishly, "So Imperial Father, you also have to be sensible. You have to return Mother to us. This way, we can cooperate happily."
Xuan Tianming laughed heartily, "Alright! Zhen's darlings are the most considerate! There's no need to look. Imperial Father likes all the types here. You can have one of each type, or even two. As many as you want. "
"Uh …" The younger daughter slid down his knee, "Imperial Father, your stamina is really good."
Xuan Feili hurriedly pulled his sister back, "Don't talk nonsense." Then he smiled and promised, "Then it's settled. Imperial Father, give us ten days … oh no, three days is enough. In three days, we guarantee that your harem will be lively."
Feng Yu Heng finally understood after listening for a long time. It turned out that these two brats were here to find women for their father. "It's not that I want to ask, which side are you two on? Didn't we agree that the three of us are of one heart and one mind? Are you two trying to sabotage me? "
A certain person laughed when he heard this, "There are some people who think themselves clever. Now they should have a taste of what it means to shoot themselves in the foot. Let's go, children. Imperial Father will take you to play Fight the Landlord. Tomorrow, you must properly choose for Imperial Father. "
The corner of Feng Yu Heng's mouth twitched, "Xuan Tianming, let me tell you. If you dare to choose a concubine, this great aunt will pack my luggage and run away from home tomorrow to find my Seventh Brother." She shook her head and sighed, "In this world, only Seventh Brother dotes on me the most. If he knew that you bullied others like this, he would definitely come back to help me. It's still my Seventh Brother who is the best. In this world, whether a person is good or bad is directly related to their appearance. Look, you don't look as good as Seventh Brother, and your heart isn't as good as Seventh Brother's. Now, your morals have dropped another level. Tsk tsk … "
With a thought, she took out a large suitcase from her space and began to pack.
Xuan Tianming was convinced, "Wife, what are you doing?"
"I'm packing and going to Benevolence Immortal Island. Seventh Brother is most likely still floating on the sea right now. If I walk quickly, I might be able to catch up. "
"No, wife …" He was a bit flustered, "Seventh Brother finally found some peace and quiet. You shouldn't disturb him. Then, zhen won't choose a concubine. You alone is enough. "
As soon as he said this, the two children took the initiative. Xuan Feili immediately argued with him, "Imperial Father, if that's the case, then we should properly think about how we should sleep tonight."
Xuan Tianming thought about it. In the end, he still decided to look at the big picture. Thus, he said, "Then we'll follow your Imperial Mother's calculations. There are seven days in a week. You two have Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Sunday … your Imperial Mother will rest on Sunday."
The two brats: "Deal!"
Feng Yu Heng also felt that it was a good idea. She patted Xuan Tianming's shoulder, "Then, today just happens to be Monday. It's time for the children. You can leave!"
Xuan Tianming clenched his fists and helplessly walked out.
Feng Yu Heng smiled beautifully. Little brats, when have I ever smashed my own foot with a rock that I lifted? "Come, come, come. Babies, let's sleep."
The two brats disagreed, "Imperial Mother, tell us a story. We want to hear the story of the divine doctor's first daughter."
Feng Yu Heng expressed her helplessness, "You've already heard it six times. Do you still want to hear it?"
The brats nodded, "Yes, we want to hear it. Imperial Mother and Imperial Father act pretentiously. It's very satisfying to slap faces. "
Feng Yu Heng rubbed her forehead, "Alright, then let's start from a deep mountain forest in the northwest of Dashun …"
Xuan Tianming, who was standing outside the door, smiled as he listened to the story with the two children. His mind was filled with the image of his wife crawling out from a pile of corpses. He couldn't help but laugh.
Silly woman, even if there are thousands of weak waters, zhen will only take one of you. The mountains in the northwest are a blessed land ah!
The story in the room had already reached the part where Feng Yu Heng treated Xuan Tianming's legs. However, the two children seemed to have some objections. Xuan Tianming heard his son loudly protest, "Imperial Mother, Imperial Mother, skip everything in front and start directly from the part where Seventh Brother appears."
Feng Yu Heng corrected him, "That's your Seventh Uncle. What Seventh Brother? You're messing up the seniority."
However, the children also had their own reasons, "Calling him Seventh Uncle makes him sound too old. Seventh Brother is so handsome. How can we call him old?"
"That's right, that's right. In our hearts, Seventh Brother is a mythical existence."
The sound of the two children beating gongs and drums could be heard from the bedchamber, "Seventh Brother! Seventh Brother! Seventh Brother! Seventh … "
Xuan Tianming couldn't listen to it anymore. These two damned brats, was this the main reason why they wanted to listen to the story of the divine doctor's first wife's daughter?
At this moment, Feng Yu Heng's burst of laughter suddenly came from the bedchamber, "Hahahahaha, actually, the one I want to talk about the most is the Seventh Brother. Hahahahaha!"
He was speechless. He couldn't have this wife anymore …
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