Looking at the young man pointing at him with a bitter and hateful expression, as if he had plucked a peach from his house, Li Yi felt very depressed.
Brother, do we know each other?
Does he have to put on such an expression as soon as we meet? It's as if I've plucked a peach that he's been eyeing for a long time. We're not familiar!
The beautiful woman ignored the young man and looked at the woman with a waist as thick as a water bucket. She turned to Li Yi and said, "Husband, let me introduce you. This is Second Aunt."
"Husband!"
Hearing the beautiful woman's words, the young man's expression suddenly changed. He looked at Li Yi with a cold gaze. Seeing his eyes, Li Yi couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.
"Ruyi, you can't …" The young man was about to speak, but he saw the woman called Ruyi's pretty face turn cold. She slammed her palm on the high mahogany table beside her.
"What? Do I have to report to you what I do?"
Bang!
Under Li Yi's horrified gaze, the sturdy looking wooden table instantly shattered into pieces and became a pile of debris on the ground.
The teacups, bowls, and other porcelain on the table were also smashed into pieces.
Seeing this scene, Li Yi's expression gradually became sluggish. His outlook on life, the world, and values were all toppled.
At this moment, there was only one thought in his mind.
Is this a f * cking martial arts drama?
Thinking about how he had wanted to subdue this woman and escape, Li Yi couldn't help but shiver. He silently moved towards the end of the bed.
Li Yi wasn't the only one who shivered like him. The woman with a very "strong" figure also shivered.
"Ruyi, you …" Her face was pale as she pointed at the woman who had just smashed the table and was standing there as if nothing had happened. She was originally going to reprimand her, but now she was tongue-tied and couldn't say anything.
"What advice does Second Aunt have for me?" The woman casually clapped her hands, looked at her, and said indifferently.
"You, you are a girl, how can you do such a thing, such a disgrace …" The middle-aged woman's face turned red. Halfway through her words, she saw the girl raise her hand again. She couldn't help but shiver and hurriedly pulled the young man out of the room.
A palm that could even shatter a wooden table, if it landed on her, wouldn't it take her life?
The sound of hurried footsteps could no longer be heard, and the room instantly became quiet.
"I still don't know my husband's name?"
"Li Yi." Li Yi took a deep breath and said.
After a while, the pleasant but emotionless voice once again reached Li Yi's ears.
"It's getting late. Husband, go to bed early …"
The light footsteps gradually faded away. After hearing the sound of the door closing, Li Yi looked up and saw a faint shadow standing outside the door for a few seconds before a voice could be heard.
"I am … Liu Ruyi."
…
…
After the woman left, other than some unknown insect chirping, there was no other sound in the room.
Li Yi stared blankly at the simple roof. After a long time, he let out a long sigh and lay straight on the bed, but his eyes didn't close.
Although he was very tired now, Li Yi wasn't so careless that he would fall asleep after experiencing so many things …
The library fire, the unimaginable transmigration, almost being caught and burned to death by an old man he didn't know, luckily escaping, and then being captured by bandits to become the husband of the stronghold's stronghold. Who knew what would happen tomorrow …
Li Yi felt that if his experiences could be written into a book, it would definitely be very popular. However, he wouldn't dare to write it now even if he had ten guts. If others found out that he had such strange and dazzling ideas in his head, they definitely wouldn't praise him for having a great imagination. They might even grill him over a fire …
Forget it, I don't want to think about this anymore, it's tiring.
The most important thing now was to figure out what dynasty he was in and where he was in before making other plans.
His mind was empty, without any memories of these things. As for this gigolo who didn't leave anything to him other than this body, Li Yi was very resentful.
However, no matter what, a transmigrator should have the halo of a protagonist on his head, right?
His brain was filled with so much knowledge that was hundreds and thousands of years ahead of this world. With his intelligence and wisdom, would he be afraid of not doing well?
Even if he didn't become a marquis or minister, it would still be easy to become a high-ranking official, right?
When that time came, he would be able to lead a few lackeys and tease innocent women on the streets when he was free. He would be able to live an incomparably free and easy life …
After lowering his head and thinking for a moment, Li Yi's eyes became a little moist.
Imperial examinations?
He was an engineering student. He didn't know how to write the eight-legged essay, and he didn't know how to memorize the Four Books and Five Classics. His major wasn't suitable, so he definitely wouldn't be able to pass the imperial examinations …
Making gunpowder?
Although in the future, the formula for gunpowder could be easily found on the internet, who the hell would bother to do that?
Relying on advanced scientific knowledge?
Astronomy, geography, bioengineering, even if Li Yi was very clear about these things, he couldn't explain them. Before he transmigrated, he still couldn't convince his mother to change her mind about letting him go on a blind date immediately, let alone trying to change the ancient people.
The possibility of him being turned into barbecued meat would be higher.
Li Yi sadly realized that he couldn't change anything, and he didn't dare to change anything.
Just in the morning, he was still worried about what to eat in the future. There wasn't even a grain of rice in his house. He was really poor … Li Yi even suspected that the original owner of this body was starved to death.
Perhaps because he wasn't in the mood, he didn't feel hungry at the moment, but he still had to face the problem of food shortage.
Looking up at the broken roof, Li Yi let out a long sigh.
It was fine if he didn't transmigrate to a rich family, at least he didn't have to worry about food and clothing. But now, he couldn't go back to the village, and even the place to live …
Eh!
Li Yi suddenly jumped up from the bed.
Place to live?
Wasn't this place now? Although it was a little shabby, it was much better than his previous house.
Food?
What a joke, was there a need to worry about this? Would bandits lack food? Since that beauty still needed his help, he naturally wouldn't starve to death.
Wife?
He didn't have to be forced by his mother to go on a blind date, he didn't have to buy a house or a car. Although he was visiting, his wife in name was not even comparable to those superstars in the future. Thinking about it this way, being the husband of a bandit, it didn't seem like a bad thing?
He didn't have to work like a dog every day, and when he got home, he had to count how many years it would take to buy a house of his own with his meager salary …
House?
His wife was the leader of the bandit stronghold, the entire mountain outside was his!
Thinking of this, Li Yi suddenly became enlightened.
What was a first-rank official?
Being a nobleman was meaningless!
I was going to be the king of bandits — — the man!
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