Li Yi sat in the yard and spent a long time to calm down.
He had once reached the peak of his life. Although it was very short and fleeting, he would always remember the feeling at that time.
After being humiliated by Miss.Liu for so long, at that moment, he finally completed a beautiful counterattack.
Of course, it felt good, but the price he paid was painful.
He was chased by Miss.Liu for a few miles. This time, she did not spank his butt again, but directly hit his laughing acupuncture point.
When the two of them walked back, she looked at him and smiled all the way …
However, it was not without gains.
Li Yi still vaguely remembered that before the two of them got drunk last night, he seemed to have reached an agreement with her.
She promised him that they would hook up.
Although she was still not that gentle to him, at least, at least, she would not do something as shameful and exciting as spanking his butt.
This was a great improvement, and it was worth being happy about.
The smile on Li Yi's face just appeared on his face, but he immediately stopped. He held his stomach, and his face twitched …
He laughed for too long in the morning, and now his stomach hurt when he laughed …
Although he did not know what happened after that, and why he ran to Miss.Liu's bed, this was not important. Anyway, nothing that should not have happened happened.
The only regret was that she finally got drunk yesterday. This was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and it was really a pity that he did not get any secrets from her.
The inspiration for this idea came from Miss.Liu. Last time when he was drunk, she even asked those virtuous and artistic teachers, and said that she already knew all his secrets …
She did ask a lot of things, but if he said that he did not have any secrets with her, Li Yi would not believe it.
Did she know that he actually came from another world?
Did she know why he was always mischievous in front of her?
She did not know anything …
…
Xiao Huan walked out of the room and looked at the strange expression on the young master's face. She asked curiously, "Young master, did something happy happen to you this morning?"
"No …" Li Yi would not admit that it was because Miss.Liu hit his laughing acupuncture point, and he said seriously.
Xiao Huan said in disbelief, "But young master smiled the whole morning …"
"No means no."
"Okay …" Xiao Huan did not ask about this matter, and asked again, "Then where did young master sleep last night?"
"Last night …" Li Yi thought for a moment and said, "I slept with Fang."
Xiao Huan looked at Fang who came in from outside the door and asked, "Uncle Fang, right?"
Old Fang was taken aback. He looked at Li Yi, then at Xiao Huan, and nodded. "Yes, that's right …"
Xiao Huan looked at Fang and said, "I haven't asked, Uncle, what you said …"
"Yes …" Old Fang looked left and right, then clasped his hands behind his back and walked away. "Who sent you to my side …?"
"Uncle Fang, he, he …" Li Yi stared at her and said, "Who sent you to my side …"
"Uncle Fang, he, he …" Li Yi glared at her and said, "What's there to ask? You didn't open the door for me last night, so I had to squeeze with Fang. Otherwise, where else could I sleep, with the second miss?"
Li Yi looked at Miss.Liu who came out of the room and asked, "Don't you think so, Ruyi?"
Miss.Liu glanced at him and walked straight out of the yard without saying anything.
"Oh …" Xiao Huan nodded, looked at the yard door and asked, "But young master, why is the yard door broken …"
Li Yi knocked on her head and said, "Why do you have so many questions, are you a hundred thousand whys …"
He was stunned after he said it. This scene and this sentence, why did it have a sense of déjà vu …
Xiao Huan covered her head and said, "Then I won't ask anymore, I'll tell a joke to young master, the second miss asked me to tell more jokes to young master …"
Li Yi couldn't help shivering and felt a dull pain in his stomach. He covered his ears and said, "I won't listen, I won't listen …"
Xiao Huan hugged his arm and said coquettishly, "Aiya, young master, just listen …"
"I won't listen …"
"Then I'll tell my joke, young master just won't listen …"
…
The little servant girl was not obedient. If the soft approach didn't work, he had to use the hard approach. He pressed Xiao Huan on his thigh and spanked her butt. She never mentioned the joke again and ran away with a red face and her butt.
Watching her run away, Li Yi sat in the courtyard and let out a long sigh.
People say that a moment of the night is worth a thousand gold, but a thousand gold can't buy an inch of time. Time flies like an arrow, the sun and moon shuttle …
It's all about the preciousness of the wedding night, a thousand gold can't buy an inch of time, time flies like a rice dumpling …
But the first time he had the wedding night, he was dragged up the mountain by Miss.Liu and spent it in a daze. That night, he was shocked by Ruyi breaking the wooden table with her palm. The second time he had the wedding night, he was rolled up like a dumpling and couldn't move. The night of the night was wasted just like that …
He must have owed Miss.Liu a lot of money in his previous life, the kind that even two thousand gold wouldn't be enough …
Ruyi, Ruoqing and Zuimo were really too much. They didn't know when to be modest. Was the wedding night the time to be modest? Kong Rong let them be?
This time, not only did he not make up for the regret of the wedding night, but he had even more regrets. Li Yi silently swore in his heart that the next time, the time after that, it must be perfect …
Thinking of the next time, the time after that, he was a little happy again, and then his stomach began to hurt again …
Miss.Liu walked in from outside and sat opposite him.
When Li Yi saw her, his stomach hurt even more, and he subconsciously became vigilant. He immediately said, "What are you trying to do? Don't think that you can do whatever you want just because you're beautiful, and you can go back on your word. You promised me last night …"
"I promised you last night, I won't …" Miss.Liu looked at him and said, "I won't spank your butt, and I didn't break my promise."
Li Yi thought about it. She didn't break her promise, but her methods were even more ruthless. He really shouldn't have said so much last night. There was a lot of meat on her butt, and it was exciting to be spanked …
It's over, it's over. Li Yi quickly dispelled this thought from his mind. After spending so much time with Fang, he felt that he seemed to have been infected by him and had become a masochist …
Miss.Liu thought about it, stared at him, and said, "I have a question to ask you."
"What question do you have again?" Li Yi looked at her and asked warily, then his expression froze.
Why did he say "again"?
Miss.Liu rubbed the space between her eyebrows, stared at him, and asked, "Other than this, did I … say anything else to you last night?"
"No … right?"
Li Yi actually didn't know. He really forgot. Even Ruyi Liu, the Always-Drunk, had forgotten everything after getting drunk. How could she expect him to remember? Wasn't she thinking too highly of him?
Miss.Liu looked at his expression and asked again, "You really don't remember?"
Li Yi shook his head, "I don't remember. It's better to drink less in the future. It's not good for your health, and it'll make things worse …"
"Then it's okay."
Miss.Liu finally felt relieved. She waved her hand, stood up, and left.
She felt that he said a very rare truth. Don't be greedy when you drink, because when you're drunk, you don't know what you'll say and what you'll do.
She actually asked him who was prettier between her and MIngzhu?
She actually said, "They don't want it, but I want it!"
She actually, actually asked him the biggest secret that she learned from him that night …
She actually, actually slept on the same bed with him for the whole night!
Fortunately, fortunately — fortunately, he didn't remember any of this.
"Wait a minute!"
Li Yi suddenly stood up, and a look of realization appeared on his face. He looked at Miss.Liu and said, "I remember, I remember everything!"
Hearing Li Yi's voice, Miss.Liu stopped in her tracks. Her body stiffened, and her heart began to beat wildly uncontrollably.
She turned around, looked at him, and asked calmly, "What did you remember?"
Her expression was indifferent, and her fists, which were hidden in her sleeves, were clenched tightly. Even she didn't realize that her voice was slightly trembling.
Of course, Li Yi didn't realize that Ruyi's voice was trembling either. In his heart, he gave him a hundred thumbs up for his wit.
Opportunities always came to those who were prepared.
Without a doubt, this was an opportunity.
He looked at Miss.Liu, thought for a moment, and said solemnly, "Last night, you said that you'll be gentler to me in the future. You won't speak loudly to me, and you won't bully me from time to time. You also said that you'll prepare an expensive gift for me during holidays and birthdays. Also, you said that you'll be nicer to me, that you'll massage my shoulders and back when I'm tired, and cook noodles for me when I'm hungry …"
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