On the day of Zhou Bocan's team building, he sent her a message early in the morning. He was afraid that she would not notice the message, so he called her.
The phone rang for a long time, but no one picked up.
He had a bad feeling. The two of them were not familiar with each other. They had only known each other for four to five days.
The first time they met was at the wedding of Fang Shiqi and Shan Yueling.
"Wen Liangliang, don't forget to pass the appetizing drinks to all the uncles!" Senior Sister Liao signaled.
Wen Liangliang glanced at her impatiently. "What's the hurry? It's not too late to drink after listening to the ten bride nicknames that Brother Puffy made up! "
She raised her head and looked at the burly brother. Everyone called him "Fat Fork".
Zhou Bocan knew that his weight was within the standard range, and his height was the golden ratio. The reason why his brothers called him "Fat Fork" was because in the dialect of G City, delicious barbecued pork was called "Fat Fork". They wanted to praise him for being popular because he had the most fangirls when he was in school.
If Fang Shiqi was a top student who did not eat the food of the common people, then he was an approachable young man. Since he was in school, he could get women easily with just a few words.
However, this little hot pepper with short orange curly hair called him "Puffy". It was like pulling at his tendons.
Zhou Bocan stared at her delicate little face that was blushing, and answered the game question casually. "Cats, dogs, chickens, ducks, geese, sparrows, fish, fish, bear, lion, lion, baboon!"
An idea came to him, and he provoked her. "They are all nicknames for you!"
In the cheers of his brothers, Wen Liangliang remembered this troublemaker.
Time passed slowly, and only a small part of the long wedding ceremony was over.
Tang Tang asks the brothers to drink the special "sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty" drink. The brothers pour the drink down their throats and spit it out with pale faces. Senior Sister Liao says that they are not sincere enough and will increase the amount of punishment.
Under the continuous scolding, Zhou Bocan deliberately hid. Wen Liangliang gave him a bag of salt and walked away as if nothing had happened.
Zhou Bocan stretched out his arm and grabbed the ends of her hair, not letting her escape.
She turned around angrily. Her hair was her lifeblood. For people with sparse hair, they had to be careful even when combing their hair! Moreover, she had woken up at six in the morning to get her hair done. She had been doing it for two whole hours, so she couldn't be blamed for jumping up like an old cat and scolding fiercely, "Watch your hands, my hair is very expensive!"
If he didn't say it, he wouldn't have known. But now that he knew, he would only be more enthusiastic about it.
He didn't understand. Other people's "sourness, sweetness, bitterness, and spiciness" were liquids, but why was his cold drink crystal white salt?
He spoke in a casual tone, as if he was discussing with a friend, "Refined salt is also called a cold drink? Have you ever read a book? "
She insisted, "Yes, I'm sure." So what if I let you eat refined salt?
Her ability to confidently lie through her teeth reminded him of a maxim, "Only villains and women are difficult to raise."
He couldn't find the usual shyness of a sister in her. She was obviously a great beauty with a clear face and an impressive figure, but she didn't walk the path of a virtuous lady. Instead, she pretended to be domineering and was often fierce to others. He had never seen this kind of chili pepper before.
His brothers often said in private that chili peppers were poisonous, but they were also interesting. As Zhou Bocan thought about it, the way he looked at her changed.
In fact, it was all Senior Sister Liao's fault. Last night, when the three of them were preparing a punishment drink, she and Tang Tang strongly opposed to buying salt. Which idiot would swallow a bag of refined salt?
She pointed at the bottles on the coffee table, "You're fat. Soy sauce is fine too."
Zhou Bocan let out a long "Oh …" and opened the bottle with only half a bottle of soy sauce left. A strong mustard smell assailed his nose.
However, this little chili pepper thought that she had deceived him, so she deliberately held back her laughter and pretended to be stupid, waiting for him to fall into the trap.
In this day and age, it was really rare to meet a silly girl who was very scheming but also thought that she was smart.
He did not argue and took a sip of soy sauce. The extremely high mustard content rushed into his throat, choking him until his face turned pale.
Jiang Taigong took the bait willingly, and Wen Liangliang got her revenge. She laughed wildly, and tears almost came out of her eyes.
"Last night, my hands were trembling. I thought it was coke, so I added some mustard oil."
When she laughed, there were two small dimples on the left side of her mouth, like shooting stars.
Song Xingxing quickly comforted Zhou Bocan, "This group of little sisters is very vengeful. We can't lower ourselves to their level. We will remember your loyalty. When you get married in the future, no matter how difficult it is, we will help you!"
You like to play? We will accompany you to the end. Zhou Bocan opened the bottle of mineral water, poured it down his throat, and forced the mustard down his stomach. For a moment, the spicy taste rose, and he choked hard, spitting out a mouthful of saliva …
This was the first time in her life that they were sisters, and she had encountered the worst! Her whole face was covered with the stench of saliva, mustard, and soy sauce. She was so shocked that she could not believe it.
In this day and age, the only person who still used saliva to take revenge was this immoral brother in front of her!
"It was an accident, I'm sorry!" Zhou Bocan took out half a box of tissues, grabbed a pile of paper balls, and wiped her face randomly.
The spray-styled hair was already hard, and the paper scraps were stuck in her hair. It looked like he had just come back from a snowfield, or was scattered with paper scraps by an enemy.
He wiped her hair hard, and his smile was very bright.
"Look, I've locked on to you! You're dead! "Wen Liangliang raised her middle finger, and hurriedly ran to the bathroom to tidy up her appearance.
While playing the game of word of mouth, Tang Tang called for Wen Liangliang to help. Wen Liangliang was in a bad mood because of Puffy Pudgy. She took the old lipstick and drew the ugliest lipstick for all the brothers. When it was Zhou Bocan's turn, he was furious.
"Silly tall guy, bend down or kneel down. I can't reach it."
"I can choose not to apply lipstick." Zhou Bocan raised his eyebrows, not buying it.
Wen Liangliang gritted her teeth. She pinched the lipstick that she had poked into a weird shape, stood on her tiptoes, stretched out her arms, and drew intermittently. Every time she drew, she used all her strength!
As someone who majored in art, she was blessed with confidence. She could be beautiful or ugly, abstract or concrete. He had given her so many animal names just now, and she drew the ugly duck beak.
In fact, he bent down to accommodate her.
The sweet and greasy perfume mixed with the fragrant powder went into his nostrils. Her big bright eyes were right under his eyelids, just a few centimeters away, and her hot red lips made his heart tremble.
He was so focused on his heart that he didn't notice the bright and beautiful face under his eyelids, and how exaggerated her smile was.
As soon as Wen Liangliang stopped, Zhou Bocan's face turned red from the laughter of everyone present. The cameraman gave him a close-up to record this beautiful moment. He wanted to take a selfie with his phone, but he was stopped by his brothers. They all said sarcastically, "You look better than us!"
The time couldn't be missed, and Fang Shiqi was waiting to pick up the bride.
Zhou Bocan took the lead. Wen Liangliang's slender hand picked up the smallest lotus seed on the plate. She was afraid that her brothers would have a problem with it, so she quickly stuffed it into Zhou Bocan's mouth.
Everyone couldn't help but be stunned. This pair, who had been enemies since the beginning of their marriage, made intimate movements comparable to lovers. It was as if they smelled adultery.
Everyone teased, "Beauty, do you like our Can Can? But, he's not used to eating chili! "There was a hidden meaning in their words.
In the midst of his brothers' teasing, Zhou Bocan half held the lotus seed in his mouth, turned his head, and launched a surprise attack on Wen Liangliang, who was in a daze.
When the two faces were about to touch, he actually chickened out, and did not hold the lotus seed in his mouth, letting it slip away. Giving up halfway made the scene particularly awkward.
His brothers took the opportunity to cause trouble, and shouted one after another, "Kiss, kiss, kiss!"
Wen Liangliang was the first to break through the encirclement with a loud slap.
Zhou Bocan was slapped, and he was also teased by his brothers for going for wool and coming home shorn. He imitated her and raised his middle finger, and said with a smile, "Don't leave tonight if you have the guts!"
His brothers shouted, "Wow! Someone wants to change his taste, he wants to eat chili! "
Xu Wenqiang deliberately took a detour, and walked to the side of Wen Liangliang, and said, "Little sister, you've found a treasure, Ya Can is the Crown Prince of Shing Wong Temple, and his family is very rich."
Wen Liangliang did not listen to him seriously, and her anger rose to the top of her skull. How could he be reasonable, and use such a despicable method.
She returned the middle finger, and said loudly, "Stop me if you have the guts, idiot!"
The existence of little chili was to challenge men's desire to win. Zhou Bocan secretly decided that tonight, even if he had to wait until two or three o 'clock, he would carry out encirclement and annihilation, this stubborn temper of hers could not be ignored.
By the ninth game, the brothers were exhausted, and one after another, they said, "Since when does a door-blocking game have a rule of playing 11?"
Senior Sister Liao only cared about the props, two apples hung on the ends of the red rope, and the apples were densely packed with toothpicks, making one's teeth ache just by looking at them. The brothers complained everywhere, and took turns to pull out the toothpicks.
Zhou Bocan did not have his turn yet, and looked at Wen Liangliang, who was not far away, with her arms crossed in front of her chest. Wen Liangliang had long noticed that there was a gaze constantly chasing after her, and suddenly raised her head, and caught him in the act.
Zhou Bocan could not hide, and in a moment of desperation, he stretched out his hand and beckoned her over. Wen Liangliang thought that he had something to do, and actually walked over. The two stood side by side behind the crowd, and no one noticed them.
Zhou Bocan tilted his body and asked, "Your door-blocking game is so unique, you must have been bullied by your brothers when you were married, right? So now you want to take revenge on society? "
Was he mocking her for looking old and experienced?
Wen Liangliang's eyes were burning, and she stretched out two fingers, asking him to take a good look at the flowery beauty in front of her, and said indignantly, "I look so young and beautiful, there is not even a fine line, and my face is full of collagen, glowing, and has a natural beautifying effect, how can I be married? Please, I am the youngest in the dormitory! "
"Oh …" Zhou Bocan smiled lightly, "Being promoted by you like this … you do look okay."
Although his tone was frivolous, his eyes were twinkling, and they were all slanted towards her.
Wen Liangliang had the illusion that she was being watched by a tiger, and the dirty words were at the tip of her tongue, but she swallowed them back. She knew that when people said "okay", even if it did not reach the level of "I admire your beauty", it at least meant "you look to my liking".
Under the contrast of the bright red "Happy Knot" and the red "Happy Knot", in the middle of the wedding activity, and in the noisy atmosphere, these two extroverted people became restrained.
Ding Hai shouted, "Fat Fork, come and help me, you poked my lips so hard that the skin is peeling off!" Then he stepped aside and called Zhou Bocan over.
Wen Liangliang did not understand why his flower was called "Fat Fork". Actually, he was not fat, but his frame was big. If he was fat, it would probably refer to his face, which was slightly blessed, but it was still a handsome bun face. With such a pleasing appearance, there must have been many people who confessed to him when he was still a student.
She shook her head and got rid of the unnecessary thoughts. At this moment, seeing that the opportunity had come, she wanted to push Fat Fork and let him feel the pain of having a toothpick poking his face!
Unexpectedly, Xu Wenqiang, who was behind her, had already seen through her. He pretended to be careless and bumped into Wen Liangliang's buttocks …
Following a cry of surprise, Zhou Bocan reacted quickly and quickly reached out to catch the woman who was about to fall. In the midst of danger, he did not pay attention to his position and accidentally grabbed a soft spot.
She gave him another loud slap on the face.
She could not calm down, and the hand that was covering her chest was trembling with anger. "You are tall and strong, and you have good facial features. How could you be so despicable!"
He could raise his hand and swear that he did not have the intention to take advantage of her. "If I didn't hold you up, you would have been dead …"
The brothers took advantage of the chaos and described him, a clean and upright gentleman, as a rapist and a lecher.
Xu Wenqiang said, "You little brat, you are really outstanding."
Ding Hai said, "Why are you so impatient!"
Guo Jing said, "Beauty, go get him to take responsibility …"
The scene was so chaotic that he could not explain himself. He wanted to explain a few times, but she glared at him fiercely.
When the brothers were engrossed in playing, it just so happened that Wen Liangliang was standing at the back of the crowd. Zhou Bocan quietly approached her and handed out the two microcode on his phone. He blushed and said, "I will avenge you."
Wen Liangliang saw that his ears were red from the corner of her eyes and suddenly felt that this person was actually not bad.
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