Chapter 662
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After dinner, the family sat in the house to rest. Doudou snuggled into Mu Lianfeng's arms.
"Daddy, Mommy, can Doudou ask you a question?" Doudou looked up and asked.
Mu Lianfeng smiled dotingly, "Of course, Doudou can ask whatever you want."
"Daddy, Doudou feels that something is very strange."
"What's strange?"
"Daddy, why do you pee standing up while Mommy and I pee while squatting?"
After Doudou asked this question, he put on a cute expression.
Zhao Yun 'er and Mu Lianfeng looked at each other and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"This …" Mu Lianfeng didn't know how to explain it. After thinking for a while, he said, "Actually, Doudou can also pee standing up. You're still young, so you're only squatting. If you don't believe me, you can try standing up."
Doudou listened to Mu Lianfeng and stood up to pee. Sure enough, he peed out without wetting his clothes.
"Daddy, it's really possible!"
"Of course!" Mu Lianfeng patted Doudou's head dotingly.
"Daddy, can Mommy do this? Mommy, you can pee standing up too. It's much more comfortable than squatting! "
Zhao Yun 'er's mouth twitched. She didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Doudou, you can, but Mommy can't!"
"Why? Mommy, Doudou used to pee while squatting like you. "
"Because Doudou is a boy and Mommy is a girl. Girls can only pee while squatting."
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Then it's a good thing that Doudou is a boy. It's so cool to pee while standing up!" Doudou looked very excited.
Zhao Yun 'er smiled helplessly.
Doudou was probably just doing it on a whim, right?
In the face of Doudou's strange question, Zhao Yun 'er did not find it strange, because she had also studied it when she was young and was curious about it.
At that time, when she saw a boy peeing while standing there, she imitated him. In the end, she peed all over her pants and was chased and beaten by her grandmother, who scolded her and called her a silly girl.
Now that he recalled that incident, he still found it very amusing.
She suddenly burst into laughter, causing Mu Lianfeng and Doudou to look at her.
"Yun'er, what are you laughing at?"
"I still think it's good to be a man. It's convenient for men to do anything. How good would it be if I were a man?"
Mu Lianfeng said sadly, "Yun'er, if you were a man, what would I do?"
Would there still be a woman who could move his heart?
"Hmm … Even if I'm a man, it's fine. We're still together. As long as two people love each other, regardless of gender, age, or other things. "
Mo Lianfeng was shocked by Zhao Yun'er's words. "Yun'er, I'm not gay!"
"Haha, I'm just kidding. Don't take it seriously."
"Yun'er, I hope you'll always be a woman. That way, I'll always be with you."
Zhao Yun'er was instantly unhappy. "That won't do. Wouldn't it be too pitiful to be a woman forever? You should let me be a man instead, right? In the future, I'll let you be with me. "
After Zhao Yun'er finished speaking, she covered her mouth. She wished she could slap herself a few times for saying such things.
She did not dare to look into Mu Lianfeng's eyes.
Mu Lianfeng's lips curved into an ambiguous smile. "Alright, then in the next life, I'll be a woman and you'll be a man. But in this life … Yun 'er, when will you be able to enjoy my pleasure? "
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