Chapter 582
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It was Mulan's sister-in-law, Madam Qi, who made the sound of "aiyo aiyo".
Mu Lan specially went down to the field with Zhu Erhu and put the tiger meat with laxatives in the cupboard to give Madam Qi a chance to eat it.
Sure enough, when Mu Lan came back from the field, she saw Madam Qi holding her stomach and rushing to the latrine.
"Ouch, my stomach, what's wrong?" Madam Qi yelled as she clutched her stomach.
She had already pooped more than ten times. If she continued to pooped, the intestines in her stomach would be pulled out, and her chrysanthemum would be very painful.
Madam Qi held her stomach and shouted. She seemed to be exhausted and her complexion became abnormally bad. Mu Lan saw it and felt a burst of joy.
She didn't sympathize with Madam Qi at all. She deserved it.
If she used some tricks, wouldn't her tiger meat be eaten for nothing?
"Sister-in-law, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?" Mu Lan's eyes flashed with a smile, and she pretended to be concerned and asked Madam Qi.
"My stomach hurts so much. I've had diarrhea several times." Madam Qi said pitifully, holding her stomach.
"Sister-in-law, did you eat something bad?"
"Something bad?" Madam Qi frowned. She didn't eat anything today, except for eating Mu Lan's tiger meat.
Thinking of the tiger meat, Madam Qi felt guilty. Could it be the tiger meat's problem?
"Yes, sister-in-law, you can't eat anything, or it's easy to have a stomachache."
"I just ate as usual. It's nothing. Why does my stomach hurt?" Madam Qi muttered.
"Sister-in-law, you didn't eat my tiger meat, did you?" Mulan asked cautiously.
Madam Qi's face suddenly turned red. After a few seconds, she replied angrily, "Second Sister-in-law, what do you mean? Who ate your tiger meat?"
Mu Lan smiled, "Sister-in-law, I didn't mean that. I just wanted to say that these two days, I felt that the tiger meat in my house must have been eaten by rats, so I added some laxatives. Now that I see you pooping so badly, I wonder if you ate my tiger meat. "
"That's not the reason why I have a stomachache. Have you ever seen someone with diarrhea?" Madam Qi still refused to admit it.
Mu Lan smirked. "Sister-in-law, I didn't say that my family's tiger meat is for you to eat. I'm just reminding you. In the future, I'll probably put some medicine in it from time to time. Next time, I might put rat poison in it. Don't eat it by mistake. Otherwise, you'll lose your life! "
When Madam Qi heard this, she broke out in a cold sweat. Was Mu Lan doing this on purpose?
She should be glad that she didn't eat rat poison but laxatives this time. Otherwise, she would be lying on the ground, unable to move.
"Dong, dong, dong ~" Madam Qi couldn't hold it in and let out another stinky fart. The thing in her stomach wanted to come out. Madam Qi hurriedly covered her stomach and rushed to the latrine.
Mu Lan looked at Madam Qi's face, which was red because she tried to hold it in, and felt even more satisfied.
Madam Qi was still thick-skinned and refused to admit it.
"Lan 'er, what are you laughing at?" Zhu Erhu asked curiously.
Mu Lan told Zhu Erhu what happened.
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