Kaleido, a talented but unpopular boy band, shot to fame by chance because of a video shot at the airport. In the video, Pei Tingsong, the youngest and most gong member of the whole group, pinned Fang Juexia Gege against a wall as he gently patted his face with a ticket. Yet Fang Juexia just took the ticket away, biting it as he tidied up his clothes. A “bullying” incident within the group thus transformed into an intense flirting exchange, and the TingJue CP was born. Netizen: holy sh*t that’s so gong! Kabedon AND a bayonet fight! (internet slang for lovey dovey actions between men) And thus, the abandoned trump card burdened by rumours of having had sold his body and the legendary rich member with a strong backing were bound together. They had clearly never gotten along since their debut, yet they were now forced to embark on an endless path of selling their fake ship together. Pei Tingsong was famous for being ‘real’ in the circle, and he had offended many people from his lyrics alone because they were overly ‘real’. But he stressed again and again that he and Fang Juexia were only providing fan service. CP fan: [Someone who has never been fake is selling a fake ship.] May the philosophy students please explain the paradox to this young student Pei here. Young Pei: Fine, you guys win. Juexia: (seriously considers the logic) If B is true, then A is also true; but if A is true, then B should also be true…it really is a paradox. Young Pei: Fang Juexia, you’re heartless. Show more

When Qi Xingchen transmigrated, he transmigrated into a fiction book set in the entertainment industry as cannon fodder and was lucky enough to have an entire family of cannon fodder. The kind of cannon fodder whose names would only appear once on their tombstone and were all eventually killed off by the male protagonist. With regards to this, Qi Xingchen understands that what goes around comes around. He only prays to go through the entire plotline such that he can return to the real world. But when he understands his family’s style ↓↓↓ CF (cannon fodder) Dad: I bought a private airplane for you, it’s currently at the apron beside our family’s mine. Is that enough for you to play around for half a month? CF older brother: Here’s a Hollywood co-production film and the hottest IP drama of the year. Pick one of the two. CF younger brother: (Pressing the head of a paparazzi into mud water) Heh, dare to secretly take pictures of my older brother, and I’ll let you see the 3 am sun at the crematorium! CF childhood friend: Xingxing’s graduation project was ridiculed by the entire internet? Teaching assistant, send some of my patented projects over to him to play with. Hence, the Qi Xingchen who was never spoiled before waved his hands in tears: Isn’t it just killing off the popular male protagonist? All of you, don’t seek your deaths, let me do it instead! Show more

Chu Yu was good-looking and had a good family background. Despite being male and an irredeemable slacker, he was still elected as Jianing Private School’s school flower by an overwhelming number of votes. The whole school knew that Chu Yu was on bad terms with the second year’s top student who’d won so many awards from various competitions that his hand had gone limp with exhaustion just from holding them. He was the cold, restrained, taciturn, and indifferent to anyone school grass, Lu Shi. That was until one certain day after school, when someone saw Chu Yu amongst the trees behind the school building, pulling on the sleeves of the study god’s white shirt while speaking pitifully, “Lu Shi, give me a bite, I’ll be gentle.” Lu Shi put his finger in Chu Yu’s mouth. “It doesn’t matter if it hurts a little.” －－－ Chu Yu was horrified to find that somehow he’d awakened a bizarre bloodline overnight. He needed to suck a drop of blood or two every day to survive, but everyone’s blood was bitter and smelly, except… Lu Shi’s. #The Heavens must be pitting against me# －－－ When the two kissed, Lu Shi’s lip split, and a bit of blood trickled out; fragrant and sweet. Chu Yu couldn’t help but repeatedly lick and bite at Lu Shi’s lips. Lu Shi supported Chu Yu’s waist and chuckled, “So greedy, hm?” Show more

Ye Shu transmigrated into the book he had just read and became the first cannon fodder minister who was brought down by the tyrannical male lead, suffering a death by a thousand cuts, turned into dust, that kind of thing. Ye Shu resolutely packed up and decided to abscond before this could happen. On the road, feeling that he had been drugged, he accosted someone for help. Who would have expected that he would wake up the next day with the tyrant smiling beside him. “Did you sleep well?” Ye Shu: “……” To survive, Ye Shu was forced to enter the palace as a consort, and henceforth, lived a harsh life of being ordered around and squeezed by the tyrant. When the tyrant annotated folding memorials[1], he refilled his tea and ground more ink. When the tyrant ate, he tested his dishes for hidden drugs. When the tyrant retired for the night, he was even responsible for warming his bed. It wasn’t until his belly started to grow that Ye Shu noticed that the book he had transmigrated into seemed to be a bit buggy…… This f*cking world was actually ABO. He hadn’t been drugged, previously… That was the first differentiation period as he became a Kunjun! Tyrant: “This Qianjun’s rut period is coming, my beloved consort……” Ye Shu slammed the bedchamber’s door in front of the tyrant. “Heh, not a chance.” — Note: [1] Folding memorial – Memorials were an official communication to the Emperor of China. A “Folding Memorial”, for instance, was to be written on pages small enough for the emperor to hold them in his hand and read without being observed. Show more

An internet troll who wanted attention, the reader criticized his favorite web novel, saying: “The protagonist is dumb and the author is s*upid.”Author: “…Got it.”Unfortunately for him, the author actually listened to his (troll) feedback. The formerly lighthearted tale of a cute harem master suddenly became super dark and edgy. The reader could only helplessly look on as the protagonist was abused and betrayed, finally embarking on the road to becoming completely evil. Everything was a mess!After that the reader transmigrated into a strange world. How come the person in front of him looks like the protagonist (evil undead version)? Just what is going on?!Note: Du Zhe (读者 meaning Reader) and Du Ze (杜泽 the character’s name) sound almost the same