Tsunade muttered unhappily, "Wood Leaf Village isn't as bad as you say. Night crawling is an old feudal idea from the Warring States Period. How can it still exist now?"
As Tsunade spoke, she tidied up her clothes, turned around, got off the bed, and walked to the bathroom. She turned her head and glanced at Kato Mitsukaze, who was showering, and fiddled with her bottles and jars in front of the dressing table.
"Alright, pretend I didn't say anything."
In such a short while, Kato Mitsukaze had already finished washing his hair and started applying shower gel.
Sometimes, men bathed so quickly.
The speed at which a man bathed was the same as the speed at which a woman put on makeup. It would often change.
For example, if a man and a woman bathed together, or if a man bathed alone, the speed would definitely be on two different levels.
For Kato Mitsukaze, before he dated Tsunade, bathing was more of a habit and a hobby other than cleansing. He liked the clean and refreshing feeling of his body.
Kato Mitsukaze especially liked to soak in baths. He liked the feeling of his entire body immersed in water, whether it was cold or hot water, he liked it all.
Soaking in the water made Kato Mitsukaze feel like he had returned to nature, returning to the feeling of being in his mother's embrace when he was young.
After dating Tsunade, Kato discovered that apart from the above effects and benefits, he also discovered another effect of bathing …
Φ — The effect of eliminating physical and mental exhaustion.
Immersing himself in the water would make Kato Mitsukaze's brain clearer, his mind more agile, and his soul more pure.
Perhaps it was the aftereffect of cultivating the Spirit Cultivation Technique for a long time, which required him to frequently browse other people's memory fragments.
Every time he took a bath, Kato Mitsukaze felt that it could effectively relieve the confusion brought about by frequently browsing other people's memory fragments.
"Tsunade, stop fiddling with those bottles and jars."
Kato Mitsukaze said as he applied shower gel.
"You're already so beautiful. If you put on makeup, how are the other women in Wood Leaf Village going to live?"
"You don't understand. No matter if a woman is beautiful or not, she needs to put on makeup. Besides, I'm not putting on makeup, I'm taking care of myself."
Tsunade replied to Kato Mitsukaze and continued to paint her face.
"By the way, Tsunade, why didn't you take a shower? You were so sweaty just now."
The salted fish eyes on Kato Yukaze's face spun as he finally revealed his shameless motive.
"Also, ever since I changed the bathtub to an extra large one for you, you haven't used it with me even once …"
"Bah, don't talk nonsense. Last time, didn't the two of us take a bath together? As a result, it was cut off by the legendary psychic beast Crab River …"
Tsunade pointed out the mistake in Kato Mitsukaze's words without looking back.
When she thought of the Crab River that she and Kato Mitsukaze met last time, it was really worthy of being the legendary psychic beast of the ninja world.
Thinking of its two unpredictable big pincers, long and short, soft and hard, big and small, she felt her heart ache.
She always felt that Crab River's big pincers would cut her delicate body into two in the next second.
"Did we? Have the two of us ever taken a bath together in this bathtub? "
Kato Mitsukaze asked in confusion. The action of rubbing the shower gel in his hand stopped unconsciously. It seemed that he really didn't remember at all.
"How could we not? Last time, two days ago …"
Tsunade turned her head and glanced at Kato Mitsukaze. Looking at his puzzled look, she couldn't help but want to remind him.
"Forget it, I can't say more about this."
"Yu Feng, hurry up. I'll go outside and wait for you when I'm done."
Tsunade skipped the matter of the psychic beast and began to urge Kato Mitsukaze.
(Regarding the book friend who complained that Don Chinjao didn't write the details of the interaction between the male lead and Tsunade, Don Chinjao could only say with tears in her eyes: "I wrote it, I wrote it with tears!")
After urging Kato Mitsukaze, Tsunade turned around and left the bathroom.
"Don't go, wifey. In the past, we took a bath together. What about this time, are we really not going to take a bath together?"
Kato Mitsukaze shouted at Tsunade's back. After saying that, he was not willing to let Tsunade leave so easily and wanted to tease her with water.
Unfortunately, Kato Mitsukaze was using the shower, at most, he could throw a string of small water droplets.
At this time, if only Kato Mitsukaze knew a strong water ninjutsu, he could directly use Water Release: Wet Body Seduction Jutsu on Tsunade. Even if Tsunade didn't want to take a bath, she would have to take a bath with him.
That string of small water droplets didn't work. Kato Mitsukaze's water ninjutsu was still not good enough. Tsunade nimbly dodged it.
After dodging Kato Mitsukaze's water droplets attack, Tsunade turned around and glared at him.
Then, Tsunade blushed and reprimanded: "What's there to take a bath for? Don't you know if my body is clean or not? "
Tsunade thought of the last embarrassing scene before and scolded Kato Mitsukaze again: "Kato Mitsukaze, you bad guy, I hate you!"
"Hurry up, or I won't wait for you. If you continue to dawdle, I'll go first."
After saying that, Tsunade was still afraid that Kato Mitsukaze would make trouble again. She raised her small fist and shook it in front of her, mobilizing Chakra in her body to perform Monstrous Strength: Golden Fist, and waved it at the big bathtub in the bathroom.
Of course, Tsunade didn't really want to break the bathtub with her fist. She just wanted to scare Kato Mitsukaze and make him behave.
Tsunade had accompanied Kato Mitsukaze to fool around at home for the whole morning. If she continued to fool around with him, let alone going to find the old man with Shengshu, she wouldn't be able to make it in time for lunch in the Kiba Hospital cafeteria.
That's right, Tsunade was hungry.
In the morning, she threw a tantrum and ate a bowl of instant noodles. Then, she accompanied Kato Mitsukaze to fool around at home for the whole morning. Tsunade's stomach was about to rebel.
Don't talk about cows plowing the fields. Cows were tired, but the fields weren't.
Although the one who did most of the work was Kato Mitsukaze, Tsunade also had to cooperate. Without Tsunade's cooperation, Kato Mitsukaze wouldn't have been able to do it seven times.
Without Tsunade's cooperation, even if Kato Mitsukaze was a kage level expert, he wouldn't have been able to achieve the achievement of seven wolves.
"Cough cough, the bathtub is a super luxurious version that I specially bought from the Country of Hot Water. It was carved by a master sculptor using a whole piece of natural jade. It's worth six million and ninety thousand taels. It's worth at least six A-level missions …"
Kato Mitsukaze saw that Tsunade was about to punch the bathtub, but he didn't panic at all. He used the shower to wash off the foam on his body while leisurely explaining the value of the bathtub.
Fortunately, Kato Mitsukaze's words were timely, causing Tsunade's fist to stop on the surface of the bathtub.
Looking at the simple and unadorned bathtub under her fist, Tsunade really wanted to smash it into powder and let it return to nature where natural jade should return.
Tsunade wanted to open her mouth and scold Kato Mitsukaze for being extravagant and wasteful. Buying a bathtub cost a huge sum of nearly seven million taels.
It must be known that ever since Tsunade and Kato Mitsukaze officially started dating, Tsunade had already been stripped of her family's financial power because of her bad habit of gambling.
Including Tsunade's salary at Kiba Hospital, as well as the mission rewards, they were all handed over to Kato Mitsukaze to manage.
Usually, Kato Mitsukaze would only give Tsunade a little pocket money. Even when Kato Mitsukaze brought her to the casino to play, Tsunade didn't have access to money. She hadn't seen ten thousand dollar bills in a long time.
However, Tsunade immediately thought of the huge gambling debt she owed. She didn't dare to scold Kato Mitsukaze, but a mouthful of old blood was stuck in her throat.
The Monstrous Strength – Golden Fist was like someone had used the White Eyes Soft Fist to seal the Chakra acupoint. It stopped there, motionless, unable to strike again.
His heart ached for Small Money.
Tsunade's white and tender little face was also red because of the sudden force, like an attractive red apple.
Tsunade's movements stopped, and she couldn't speak because of the force. There was silence in the bathroom. Only the sound of Kato Mitsukaze's shower water could be heard.
Kato Mitsukaze was also bad. Looking at Tsunade's embarrassed little face, he wanted to smash the bathtub, but his heart ached for Small Money.
In particular, her little face was red because of the force, and even her earlobes began to gradually turn red. Kato Mitsukaze only felt that Tsunade's appearance was unusually cute and interesting.
Kato Mitsukaze whistled proudly, picked up the bath towel hanging by the side, wiped the water droplets on his body, and walked to Tsunade, who was still distressed for Small Money.
Reaching out a big hand and pinching Tsunade's little face, Kato Mitsukaze couldn't help kissing Tsunade's face.
The taste was fragrant and sweet, as if there was really the taste of an apple, just like Tsunade's face at this time.
He didn't know what Tsunade had just smeared on her face. Anyway, Kato Mitsukaze only tasted the taste of an apple.
Kato Mitsukaze had asked Tsunade several times before what kind of perfume Tsunade used on her body.
Tsunade told Kato Mitsukaze that she never used perfume except for the perfume he bought for her.
Then Tsunade told Kato Mitsukaze a lot of secrets of maintaining her skin and appearance, as well as a lot of pure handmade cosmetics she made with herbs.
Because of the ninja, a strong smell may also become a weakness for the enemy at certain times. Most of Tsunade's cosmetics were odorless.
But every time Kato Mitsukaze kissed Tsunade, he could taste a different taste.
It was all the fragrance of plants, most of them were the fragrance of various trees and flowers, and occasionally there were the fragrance of various fruits. Of course, there would also be a milky or salty taste.
For Kato Mitsukaze, kissing Tsunade was like opening a blind box, he didn't know what kind of taste he could taste.
Kato Mitsukaze also asked Tsunade about the fragrance on her body, but Tsunade didn't know why, she only smelled the fragrance of plants on her body and couldn't detect any other smell.
Kato Mitsukaze guessed that the smell on Tsunade's body may be the legendary body fragrance because of the first generation's Wood Release bloodline, coupled with Tsunade's special physique, resulting in a special body fragrance that can change with Tsunade's mood.
Tasting the apple taste in his mouth, looking at the silly and cute Tsunade, Kato Mitsukaze couldn't help but like Tsunade, he kissed Tsunade's forehead again: "Little princess Tsunade, how can you be so cute? If you want to smash it, don't worry about the money, if you break the bathtub, I'll go and sell a new one."
After that, Kato Mitsukaze deliberately played a naughty trick, and directly covered Tsunade's face with the wet towel in his hand.
He stretched out his big hand and carelessly rubbed Tsunade's makeup and hairstyle, which had just been done, into a mess.
Then, Kato Mitsukaze turned around, swaying his naked body, and walked out of the bathroom while whistling happily.
If he didn't cause trouble, then he wouldn't be Kato Mitsukaze. On the road of no return of teasing Tsunade, Kato Mitsukaze had to go all the way.
When a man teased his girlfriend or wife, as long as the man loved the woman, it was impossible for him not to court death.
Men and women were different. Sometimes, they were like children who never grew up and could be mischievous at any time.
"Ah!" Tsunade's scream came from behind, much louder than when she was on the bed just now. "Kato Mitsukaze!"
Kato Mitsukaze quickly put on his clothes by the bed and shouted at Tsunade in the bathroom, "Don't worry about the small money. Hit the bathtub with all your strength. Your husband's speed of earning money is definitely comparable to your speed of squandering."
"Think about the gambling debts you owe. You're not afraid of adding a bathtub's small money."
After Kato Mitsukaze finished bragging, he continued to whistle proudly.
"Dong!"
"Crash!"
It wasn't that the luxurious bathtub in the bathroom was broken by Tsunade's punch, but that Kato Mitsukaze finally succeeded in courting death.
Kato Mitsukaze was only halfway through putting on his pants when he was directly knocked out by an angry Tsunade with a punch. He was thrown to the side of the bed, and then he slid to the floor with his butt sticking out.
Tsunade, with her messy hair and face full of water stains, finally felt sorry for the small money and couldn't bear to destroy her luxurious bathtub.
Kiba Hospital. The autumn wind blew outside the window, and the withered leaves on the trees outside were basically blown away.
In the corridor outside Tsunade's office, there were only two nurses, Xiao Dong and Xiao Qiu, on duty at the nurses' station. The others had gone to the cafeteria to eat.
"It's so boring!"
Nurse Xiao Dong looked at the bleak autumn scene outside the window, and then turned to look at her boss. In the direction of Tsunade's office, there were shouts of overtime dogs that had to work overtime during the holidays.
Then, Xiao Dong turned to ask her friend, who was still busy beside her, "Xiao Qiu, Sir Kato Mitsukaze didn't come to our hospital today? Tsunade-sama was also strange today. He was busy the whole morning. If he wasn't busy in the operating theater, he was busy in the ward, and now he's still busy in the office. "
"Sir didn't say a single word the whole morning. It's not like his usual style at all."
"I don't know about Sir Kato. I really didn't see him. Usually, at this time, he would already be eating with Tsunade-sama."
Xiao Qiu lowered her head and wrote down the morning shift record in her notebook. She responded to her friend without raising her head. Then, she thought for a while and said,
"Tsunade-sama seems to be quite strange today. He's still in his office and hasn't come out for lunch. I don't know what he's busy with."
Although Kato Mitsukaze's salted fish clone was similar to a real person and could use the transformation technique to perfection, it was still not the same.
After imitating Tsunade for a long time, some subtle changes in his style of doing things could not be hidden from the young nurses who had been by Tsunade's side for a long time.
"Tap, tap, tap."
Xiao Qiu and Xiao Dong were chatting softly, guessing what was wrong with their boss today.
The familiar sound of high heels clicking on the floor came from the corridor. The two quickly looked up in the direction of Tsunade's office, thinking that Tsunade had finally finished her work and was coming out for lunch.
However, they did not see anyone in the office. On the contrary, Tsunade's voice came from the other side of the staircase.
"Good afternoon, Xiao Qiu, Xiao Dong."
Tsunade and Kato Mitsukaze walked over together.
Tsunade, who was walking in front, was beaming with joy. Kato Mitsukaze, who was walking behind, looked dispirited. He was still holding the lunch he had just bought from the hospital's cafeteria.
"Uh, good afternoon, Tsunade-sama. Ga- Kato …"
The quick-witted Xiao Dong pulled Xiao Qiu along to greet Kato Mitsukaze. When they were about to salute him, they immediately froze.
Kato Mitsukaze had a big and round bump on his head at this time. It did not match his usual handsome appearance at all.
Kato Mitsukaze had a big bump on his head and said in a dispirited tone. The young nurses greeted: "Hello, have you eaten?"
"Yufeng, hurry up, I'm starving." Tsunade's gentle voice came from the front. "Also, don't use medical ninjutsu to treat the bump on your head. Hurry up and come over here."
Kato Mitsukaze was helpless. He could only quickly catch up with Tsunade's footsteps. He was afraid that he would be punched again if he was slower.
As for secretly treating the wound on his head, he did not dare to do it.
A man who teased his girlfriend or wife was courting death. Anyway, it was his woman. He could do whatever he wanted.
As long as a man could bear the price of courting death, it was fine. For example, Kato Mitsukaze now. The big bump on his head was the best evidence of courting death.
This morning, Kato Mitsukaze's brother-in-law, Shengshu, took the blame for him and received three punches from his sister. Kato Mitsukaze did not escape this disaster after all.
"Bang."
The sound of Tsunade's office door closing could be heard.
The corridor returned to the previous quiet atmosphere.
After a while.
"Pfft."
"Hehe."
"Haha."
… …
There was a burst of cheerful girl's laughter in the corridor. In the nurse's station, there was no longer the boring atmosphere just now.
The little flame of gossip, like the endless will of fire in Wood Leaf Village, once again burned in the nurse's station.
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