The people at the surrounding tables could no longer hold it in and burst into laughter!
This kind of teasing, to different people, would have different interpretations!
Those who were shallow would draw their swords! Those who were shy would be ashamed! Those who were shrewd would fly into a rage out of humiliation! Those who were inexperienced would be at a loss and would not know when to advance or retreat!
Everyone was waiting to see what kind of reaction this young lad would have. To add a little fun to this boring and dry night, they dared to do so because they had the confidence to control the situation. They left the choice to the young lad. Friend or foe, together or apart, it was up to him to decide.
Lou Xiaoyi's reaction was out of everyone's expectations. He was neither angry nor annoyed, neither restrained nor embarrassed. He just raised his head and smiled.
"This is more handsome!"
While everyone was speechless, Lou Xiaoyi looked at the old man seriously. "You're right! I didn't match well!
I should change my hero hat! The kind with two streamers at the back! Riding a horse like this, with the streamers flying, it's unruly!
I can also wear a long trench coat or a cloak. With the streamers complementing each other, it's very handsome!
As for shoes, how about a pair of riding boots? It's waterproof and non-slippery, it's neat …
It's not appropriate to cover your nose with a silk scarf, but it's boring if it's empty. How about a wild flower in your mouth?
If you enter like this, won't those girls change their attitude? "
The old man stood up and drank a cup of wine as punishment.
"It's this old man's fault! Young lad, this old man is ashamed of his inferiority! Why don't we sit down and have a chat? "
Lou Xiaoyi chuckled and said, "I'm nameless! It's not that I'm nameless, but I don't dare to. Seniors, elders, brothers and sisters, please meet me!
Weak people have short ambitions, thin horses have long hair. I can only be careful with my words and actions, not daring to be flamboyant. I'll say the ugly words first. Standing in front of everyone, other than being handsome, everything else might be fake!
Today's meeting is very fated. If there's any benefits, just say the word. If there's any danger, just treat me like a fart!
Thank you so much! "
With one sentence, all the diners present smiled knowingly. Imperceptibly, the distance between them was shortened a lot. For a greenhorn cultivator, although what he said was bullshit, it was also true. Helpless bullshit was more pleasant to hear than those dignified words.
This was also one of Lou Xiaoyi's current abilities. He was always able to put himself in a relatively advantageous position when interacting with others, so that others would not easily treat him as an opponent or an enemy.
He sat down in front of the old man's table and said, "Senior, it's my first time out here, so I thought I'd come to Town of Immortals to look for some things. It's really difficult to cultivate on my own. There's no one to guide me, no one to verify, and no one to discuss with. Therefore, you'll have to explain the rules of Town of Immortals to me in detail!
There are so many fellow Daoists around, and they are all listening. You can't use false words to deceive me and bury me … "
That old man felt that he was reaping what he sowed. He was drinking to pass the time, so why did he have to play around with this dog skin plaster? Now, not only did he fail to make fun of others, he even threw himself in.
He was also an open-minded person. In fact, for most people, when faced with an insignificant person who was far inferior to them, it was difficult to be stingy.
"You little brat, what good can this old man get from deceiving you? What good can burying you do? It's really a bunch of nonsense … "
Lou Xiaoyi stopped joking and said seriously, "This junior was just joking. Elder, please don't take offense! I believe you can also see that this junior's strength is limited. I also heard that there are secret cultivation methods for sale here, so I came thousands of miles away to try my luck! "
The crowd at the side clamored, and the old man shook his head.
"Hold it! Can't you speak properly? Even if you want to hide your origins, we can understand. Can't you be more reliable? And thousands of miles away? You've already crossed the border, brat! "
Lou Xiaoyi did not feel ashamed at all. "That's just an adjective to describe something far away. You don't have to take it seriously!"
Everyone laughed. It was said that there were all kinds of strange things in the world. This person's mouth was full of nonsense, but he could not arouse the disgust of others. It was also a kind of ability.
The old man asked, "What secret cultivation methods do you lack? Tell me. Even if I don't know everything, there are many fellow cultivators around here. I think they can give you a definite answer! Which shop do you want to go to? Is the price fair? "
Lou Xiaoyi scratched his head. "I seem to lack everything!"
The old man sighed. This was normal. When rogue cultivators first started, who didn't lack anything? Lacking everything!
So he asked again, "I can see that what you lack is a set of techniques! This is more difficult. To gather a set of secret cultivation methods, it's impossible without some wealth!
I shouldn't ask this, but how much do you have? How many spirit stones? Can you afford such a large expense?
This time, I allow you to lie! "
Lou Xiaoyi did not care. "This time, I really don't want to lie!
I have a hundred taels of silver. As for spirit stones, old senior, what are spirit stones? "
The old man sighed again. He realized that he sighed a little too much today. To rogue cultivators, it was nothing new for them to not know what spirit stones were after entering the cultivation world! Even when he had just entered the sect, he did not know what spirit stones were and had made a lot of jokes.
It was difficult for rogue cultivators. They did not have a system of inheritance and did not have a fixed source of resources. They only relied on a little chance to enter the sect. It was really difficult to continue.
After a little explanation, the old man's interest was greatly reduced. He said perfunctorily,
"Then what exactly are you going to use to purchase the cultivation methods? Don't you have any idea? "
Lou Xiaoyi stammered. He did not want to say it, but if he did not say it, no one could give him a proper suggestion. So, after dilly-dallying, he reluctantly took out three bamboo slips from his small bag. One was a summary of Mount Zhong's cultivation, one was a paper figurine technique, and one was a Reckless Ox Body technique.
"Although this junior does not have spirit stones, I can exchange them with cultivation methods!"
In the entire store, almost all the customers were rogue cultivators who came to Xianlai Town to exchange for resources. Because this place was remote, ordinary people rarely came here. Xianlai Town did not have any places of entertainment. If one had to look, there were only a few restaurants and taverns in the town. Most rogue cultivators worked hard in their residences, but there were always a few who could not sit still and were greedy. This was the source of the small noodle shop's business.
Everyone was listening to the conversation between the two. They all wanted to know what kind of trump card this prettily handsome young man had. To them, this was the greatest pleasure. As for what they would do after knowing, only the heavens knew.
When Lou Xiaoyi took out his treasures, all the people who were paying attention hissed in unison. Those who felt bored simply paid the bill and left, because they were too lazy to listen anymore. Contrary to this person's glamorous appearance, this guy's extremely poor family background was the exact opposite of this person's extreme wealth!
The old man sighed again. As expected, he also wanted to pay the bill and leave!
"Little guy, let me tell you. Even if you threw these bamboo slips on the streets of Xianlai Town, no one would pick them up! At most, the locals would pick them up and cook them! I'm guessing you have quite a few of these things in your bag, right? You hid them quite carefully. If you don't believe me, throw them out and see if anyone wants them. If a cultivator reaches out and picks one, I'll compensate you ten! "
Lou Xiaoyi did not believe him. He hugged his treasures tightly, looking as though he was being tricked!
"Why don't you throw a few of them and see if this junior will pick them up?"
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