Enemies were bound to meet in a hundred years!
After the other party's main combat techniques were sealed, they wondered what kind of special techniques they had learned over the years. Both of them wanted to know the other party's trump card! Everyone was curious as well!
Hence, they cleared a large space for the two of them to compete in treasures!
Such a scene had happened before in this Treasure Appraisal Convention. However, the previous few times, it was just small conflicts. It was not as serious as this time, where they had to use their real skills to slap each other in the face!
This was what everyone wanted to see. Treasure Appraisal was too dull. They needed some excitement to enrich the process.
The crowd quickly surrounded them. Fortunately, they were not mortals, so there would not be a stampede. Even so, the cultivators in the small front yard were extremely nervous. They were afraid that something unexpected would happen during the process!
"If the hair of a Human Sect cultivator doesn't grow from the top of his head, where else can it grow from?" Yin Ya was very curious!
Lou Xiaoyi laughed. "This question is too childish! Armpit hair is not hair? There's also beard, chest hair, leg hair, or … hair. Anyway, there's a lot of hair. How can it all be cut off? "
Master Yin glared at him fiercely. His meaning was that he was rude in front of Kun's guests. If he did not restrain himself, he would teach him a lesson!
However, Yin Ya was not afraid of anything. "Armpit hair? One ear? You're so disgusting! What about monks? If Buddhist objects can't be hidden in the sea of consciousness, I heard that their dantian can't contain external objects, right? Then where can they be kept? "
The angrier Yin Xiaobai was, the more Lou Xiaoyi wanted to provoke him. "Break the obsession in your heart. Where can you not be blessed? The Yuan Ming Buddha's eyes always shine, but people don't know it.
It only appears in the mind and changes in the mind. How can it be normal?
Since the top of the head is obscure, why not just go through the urinary tract? "
Yin Ya giggled. "I've never seen someone as disgusting as you! One has armpit hair and the other has urinary tract!
I think Daoists should have beards. Monks and Buddhist objects can go through the ears and nostrils. Anyway, it's not that disgusting!
Ninth Brother, Sister Bing, what do you think? "
Master Yin snorted. "Daoists pluck their chest hair and Buddhas grow their navel. What's there to guess?"
Seeing that her senior sister did not speak, Yin Ya was not satisfied. "Senior sister?"
Xia Bingji shook her head and sighed. "I don't know! I don't know much about these two orthodoxies! Perhaps what your Ninth Brother said makes more sense! "
When Yin Ya saw that they didn't support her judgment, she was very dissatisfied. She glared at Lou Xiaoyi, who had been smiling foolishly beside her.
"What are you laughing at? In any case, no matter where I go, I definitely won't take the path of your ear. You don't have the grace of a cultivator at all! "
Lou Xiaoyi smiled but didn't say anything. It was just a joke, a disgusting joke. How would he know the cultivation secrets of these two fellows?
The trick of prediction was to predict in the most unimaginable direction! If you get it right, you'll be a god. If you get it wrong, you'll know that you're joking!
In the gambling arena, two Jin Dan cultivators stood facing each other. Other people were only half-joking about this kind of treasure, but these two were serious! After a hundred years of grudges, they would test each other out first. Once the competition was over, they would definitely have a fight. Today's competition was a form of accumulation of power!
Daoist Mao Ji had a short temper. He smiled, raised his left hand and stretched out his right hand. He dug under his armpit and took out three armpit hairs. He threw them into the air. They grew in the wind and turned into three spiritual objects.
An umbrella, a rope, and a golden monkey …
The Human Sect nurtured weapons. It was similar to the External Sword Sect. However, the Swordsman was connected to his body's mana and spirit through the sword case. The Human Sect was hidden in the hair and was nourished by the bridge between the body and the outside world. It was also different.
They were all true Daoist teachings. The thirty-six thousand pores were the thirty-six thousand places of nourishment!
"Ah, it's really the armpit hairs!"
Yin Ya was surprised, but there was a smile in her surprise. Although she didn't like this kind of ability, in her eyes, it was funny. One ear was often crazy, but sometimes it seemed crazy, but there was a reason behind it. It was very strange!
The monk with the wick did not show any weakness. Seeing that the Daoist had taken out three consecutive weapons, he waved his hand behind him and three Buddhist objects appeared in his hand.
A horsetail whisk, a Buddha bowl, and a Skanda staff …
Although his movements were fast, the onlookers were all Jindan Stage cultivators. How good were their eyesight? Each and every one of them saw it clearly. When his hand brushed past behind his back and passed behind his buttocks, the three Buddhist objects immediately appeared. Where else could this have come from other than the valley?
This position was indeed amusing. However, in the cultivation world, there was nothing new about it!
The human body was a treasure. Whether it was Daoist or Buddhist, they all had the same idea. In the eyes of cultivators, there was no difference between the importance of each part of the body, nobility, or filth. What affected people's views were just some secular views in the mortal world. Could you block the valley just because you said it was filthy?
A real cultivator only cared about practicality. The body was a whole and there was no difference between high and low. Therefore, there was no difference between the objects coming out from the top of the skull and the objects coming out from the valley. The only difference was that the top of the skull could nourish the spirit in the sea of consciousness and the lower dantian could nourish the essence.
"Ah! It's really here! One Ear, you're so good. You can even guess this! "
Lou Xiaoyi pretended to be an expert. He put his hands behind his back and raised his chin slightly. He smiled but didn't say anything.
Someone at the side couldn't stand it!
Master Yin snorted! "Jackals of the same tribe, colluding with each other. Disgusting people naturally have disgusting thoughts. They're just birds of a feather!
Where it comes from is just the surface. Younger Sister Ya, don't be fooled by the surface and miss out on the more important core! "
Seeing his younger sister's puzzled gaze, he knew that she rarely interacted with cultivators from the outer lands and didn't understand some of the key points. In order to regain his face for making a mistake in judgment, he said a few more words.
"The Human Sect's Hair Concealment Objects is a very different cultivation system. It's based on breathing and the communication between people in the world. Don't look down on it just because it's a little funny!
The objects are hidden in the pores and breathe in and out with the cultivator. It's equivalent to cultivating at any time, whether walking, sitting, or lying down, maintaining the rhythm of breathing all the time until the end of life!
Therefore, it's not the least bit inferior to our orthodox Daoist method of raising objects! It's even stronger than some so-called unorthodox Daoist methods, such as the Sword Vein and Body Vein!
The richness of hair lies in its abundance; the difficulty of cultivation lies in the top and bottom! The easiest way to hide an object in one's pores is at the top. It moves down, and one day, it'll reach the hair on one's feet. Then, it'll be a sharp object!
This person originally hid an object at the top of his head, but now it's in his armpit. In fact, it's at the same level as his chest. Therefore, my guess from the level of his strength is correct!
Rising up in adversity, his head is bald and his armpit is full of hair. In the face of adversity, he's found another way and improved instead. This person can't be underestimated! "
Yin Ya stuck out her tongue. "Aiya, there's such a profound principle in it!"
However, she was already tired of her clan brother's preaching. Everything was analyzed from the root. It might be very fundamental, but after listening to it too much, it became uninteresting. If she wanted to listen to this, why not go to the Elder Ancestor? Wouldn't his explanation be more profound and thorough?
"Alright, alright. Brother, don't say anymore. I won't listen to that monk's principles. It's disgusting!
One ear! You've guessed correctly. What do you think of the orthodoxy of these two people? Don't reason with them! "
Lou Xiaoyi smiled.
"One's armpit, one bodhi, one anus, one world!"
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