Li San Lang took a sip. "Third Brother, I'm a few years older than you. There are some things that I've experienced more than you!"
With a mysterious smile, he waved his hand to dismiss the servants around him. Only then did he reach out his left hand.
"Little Yi, look carefully!"
Lou Xiaoyi stared intently. He looked left and right, up and down. After looking for a long time, it was still a hand and had not turned into an orchid. On the other hand, Li San Lang's mouth was moving, as if he was constipated. His face was red, but he did not manage to hold it in.
Looking at the serious Lou Xiaoyi at the side, Li San Lang also felt a little embarrassed. He said awkwardly,
"Well, I haven't practiced for a long time, and I drank some wine … So, this power is not listening to me … Wait a little longer, I'll hold it in a little longer …"
Lou Xiaoyi was speechless. Could it be that this Li San Lang was also a so-called mutant? It was very possible. It was said that there were practitioners in his family. However, with this level of skill, if it was in a real battle, he would have been dismembered countless times before he could use his superpower!
Just as he was laughing, Li San Lang suddenly shouted, "I got it! Look at my Sky Burning Thunderbolt! "
At the tip of his left index finger, a small, trembling flame appeared. It was about the size of an ordinary candle flame, about an inch long. A gust of wind blew in front of the hall, and the flame struggled for a few moments before it was extinguished …
Lou Xiaoyi laughed. "Third Brother, your Sky Burning Thunderbolt doesn't live up to its name! It's the same type as Fatty Qian's Wind Conquers the World and Tie Zhu's Noble Spirit Lasts Forever … Nice to look at but useless. No, it's not even worth looking at!
However, this name is indeed fancy. Who knows, it might scare people! "
Li San Lang was indifferent to Lou Xiaoyi's ridicule. It could be seen that he really did not take it seriously.
"If you learn carelessly, practice carelessly, then use carelessly too! Little Yi, do you want to know why, with such a skill, I don't practice it diligently and at least strive to extend my life by a few decades? "
Lou Xiaoyi shook his head. "I don't know! There must be something else behind this? "
Li San Lang nodded. "What I'm telling you is that I treat you as a friend. I don't want you to waste your time on this!
That Qi Er's group hasn't obtained the special technique for long, and their hearts are still burning with passion, so they haven't felt the helplessness in this. However, Third Brother is someone who has been through this before, and the difficulties in this matter are truly indescribable! "
Shaking his hands, he said, "The path of Qi Refinement is truly easy to learn but difficult to master!
I'm the same as Qi Er and the others. We all relied on artifacts to get started. This is also the simplest and fastest way to get started on the path of cultivation in this world. Start with a spirit artifact and cultivate according to the formula. As long as you have some luck, you can usually succeed.
I used a Fire Drawing Pearl while Qi Er and the others used a jade tablet. The logic is the same, but my ability is to set fire while their ability is to draw swords. These are different branches, so there's no need to compare them. "
He then raised his glass to Lou Xiaoyi. "The difficult part is that you still need an endless supply of spiritual objects to ensure that your cultivation progress and not regress!
However, how can spiritual objects be so easy to obtain? With my Li family's wealth, even if I were to go bankrupt, I'm afraid that I won't be able to persist until I succeed in this!
No matter how much of a bastard I, Li San Lang, am, I can't use the future of hundreds of family members in exchange for a few decades of my lifespan, right? Therefore, after I learned this technique by myself and absorbed all the spiritual energy in that Fire Drawing Pearl, I no longer had the motivation to advance. This isn't a matter of personal will, but of helplessness!
When I first learned this technique, I was the same as Qi Er and the others. I was filled with fantasies and practiced diligently, thinking that one day I would be able to fly into the sky and burrow into the ground, and live forever. However, later on, the spiritual pearl withered, and this flame seedling was also getting weaker by the day. Now, not to mention burning the sky, even a pile of firewood would be strenuous. Only then did I completely extinguish the thought of cultivation!
I reckon that right now, Qi Er and the others are the same as me, at the time when their jade tablets are exhausted. Just watch, their flying sword technique will definitely get shorter and weaker. Finally, they will understand and give up on their fantasies like me! "
Lou Xiaoyi nodded. "That's right. The last time I watched them practice their swordsmanship, I also talked about it. They said that there was no progress, and that hard work was useless!"
Li San Lang laughed. "This is only the beginning! They can still maintain their current abilities for a few months, but then they will slide down step by step. Just like me, when I first started practicing fire techniques, I could instantly cook a fat chicken, but now I can't even burn a chicken's feathers!
The regression of their abilities will soon lead to psychological abandonment, and finally it will become an ignorant experience in their youth, only to be remembered! Until a few years later, when they can't even release a sword, they will completely fall from being a mutant to a mortal. Those who should be shopkeepers will be shopkeepers, those who should get married and have children will have children, and those who should leave their homes will leave their homes!
It's just a dream! "
"A dream that buried my youth! At least in the future, I can tell my children that this old master has also practiced before! "
Li San Lang laughed loudly. "Xiaoyi, your attitude is good! With this attitude, it doesn't matter whether you cultivate or not.
If there's a chance, you can practice a little. It's good to use it to coax girls occasionally!
If there's no chance, it's even better. You can save a lot of time to do proper things!
I have a Qi Refinement Warrior in my family, but he's very boring. He's my father's private property and doesn't take us juniors seriously. He doesn't even provide me with spiritual items when I cultivate, let alone others. So, I won't introduce him to you! "
Lou Xiaoyi smiled. "Third brother's words are more valuable than the so-called secret manuals and spiritual items! I heard that the so-called cultivation is based on one's own fate, and it can't be forced. Just treat it as a joke. It's fine if you have it, but at least you can live a carefree life! "
The two of them toasted each other. Whether it was true or not, they had a very congenial chat. Li San Lang was a wonderful person, and also the person who had the closest thoughts to Lou Xiaoyi's previous life ever since he switched his soul. It was very rare, and at least they could chat together.
Because the more they chatted, the more congenial they became. Li San Lang was a little presumptuous.
"Xiaoyi, your last move was good … not the one where you hit the brick, but the one where you fainted! There was less awkwardness and explanation. You even got the servant to fabricate that you fainted from blood. It's really wonderful!
Who knows how many live versions have been circulated in the future! Originally, your hit with the brick was very satisfying, and the public opinion would definitely lean towards that jealous person. But when you fainted, countless rumors were spread! Instead, the truth was covered up in rumors. It's really brilliant! "
Lou Xiaoyi was speechless. "Third brother, I really fainted from blood! It's not a trick! "
He was not lying. In fact, it was not a secret in Lou Province that the little husband fainted from blood. When he was young, he fainted at the sight of blood when he watched the servants slaughter chickens. It caused Auntie Caihong to forbid any slaughtering activities in front of the little husband. This habit did not change even when it grew up!
The most terrible thing was that the soul that transmigrated also fainted from blood! This was one of the few things that the two souls had in common. That was why the fainting at the spring assembly was purely natural, without any pretense.
Of course, in the eyes of people like Li San Lang who thought a lot, there were naturally other motives.
This was also the reason why he was indifferent when he watched Qi Er and the others practice swordsmanship. How could a person who fainted from blood use a sword? After stabbing someone, he fainted as well?
Not only swords, but also any weapons. This made a dignified man like him lose face. He secretly decided that in the future, he would find more opportunities to watch the slaughter of chickens and ducks at close range. At least fainting was fine, but he couldn't just collapse, right?
You've already exceeded your reading limit for today. If you want to read more, please log in.
Login
Select text and click 'Report' to let us know about any bad translation.