Everyone was in an uproar.
As a half-immortal, this taste was indeed a bit vulgar and tasteless. But from an academic point of view, there didn't seem to be anything wrong with it? Putting aside prejudices, the human body's excretory system played a very important role. You could go three days without eating, but could you go three days without excreting?
Of course, they didn't know this half-immortal's true intention. It was to express his dissatisfaction with the Green Hill cultivators' boring behavior, and more importantly, to disgust a certain person among the half-immortals!
Don't you think you're the biggest shit stirrer in the main world? Then let's discuss the problem of shit and urine! Let's see the taste of Inspector Lou in the main world's cultivation world!
How could the Green Hill cultivators understand these hidden insinuations? Everyone could only understand it literally, and of course, there wasn't any novel creativity.
Hearing this, the half-immortal shook his head!
A Jin Dan cultivator of Green Hill asked, "Our knowledge is shallow, and we don't know much about this. Most of our focus is on injuries, diseases, bones, muscles, and other daily diseases; so our knowledge is shallow. I wonder if Old Immortal could give us some pointers to enlighten us?"
That half-immortal Huang chuckled, and pointed at a certain person, "You're asking me? I don't know either! But there are people here who are good at this. Their foundation is deep, and they're extraordinary when it comes to shit! They've walked the universe their whole life, and they've worked hard on this path!
Come come come, let me introduce you all. This is Great Immortal Lou. In the cultivation world of the universe, he's second in shit and urine, and no one dares to say they're first! If you can curry favor with him and give him some pointers, it'll be enough for you to enjoy your whole life! "
This was a verbal provocation in return for his previous impoliteness. Although it wasn't clear why this half-immortal was so daring, it probably had something to do with the marching army monk.
Seeing all the Green Hill cultivators looking over with expectant faces, Lou Xiaoyi knew that this wasn't the time to show off his power and throw a tantrum. These half-immortals were really hard to deal with.
Without waiting for anyone to urge him, he stood up and bowed. It was a subconscious action, but it scared the Green Hill cultivators below into bowing back. A half-immortal's bow was somewhat unbearable.
Lou Xiaoyi had a smile on his face. He was in high spirits. If the situation did not allow him to draw his sword, then he would just smile.
He walked to the center of the main stage. Behind him was a huge screen. This was the prop used by the Green Hill cultivators to display the Dreamlands. Of course, he did not know how to do it, but he knew how to draw and write.
"Since everyone has kindly invited me, I will explain it to everyone. If there is anything wrong with it, please advise me!"
Thus, he raised his hand and tapped his fingers as if they were flying. Soon, several organs appeared on the screen. They were arranged according to the structure of the human body: the brain, esophagus, stomach, large and small intestines, lumbosacral, superior anal canal, sphincter, and chrysanthemum.
This was an extension of the Mimicry Technique. The things he drew seemed to be endowed with life and could speak! Of course, everyone knew that this was the Exalted Immortal's intention.
He began to write and speak at great length, allowing the various organs to speak while he was in charge of narrating!
Chrysanthemum said, "You can eat and drink as much as you want. Leave the aftermath to me!"
Narrator: Every day, we ingest a large amount of food. Through digestion and absorption, we convert it into matter and energy in our bodies …
Esophagus said, "Go forward, don't stop!"
Narrator: Then the food residue that is not completely digested will eventually turn into feces under the continuous wriggling of the intestines …
Stomach said, "Look at the exit, don't fall behind!"
Narrator: There are trillions of bacteria in our intestines. When they decompose food, they also produce large amounts of gas. That is, the farts in your body contain close to thirty percent of flammable gas!
Bacteria said, "Brothers and sisters, the food is here. Hurry up and eat!"
Narrator: There are two ways for farts to leave the human body. Part of it is reabsorbed by the intestinal mucosa, enters the blood circulation, reaches the lungs, and exhales through breathing … "
Bad breath gas said, "Freedom, friends, let's go!"
Narrator: The other parts come to the anus, allowing the chrysanthemum to determine who can leave this place and let loose!
Chrysanthemum said, "Let me see who you are!"
Narrator: Before the feces and farts arrive, the chrysanthemum has no idea whether it is a feces child or a fart child. We might as well call it a groundless feces!
Groundless feces: Who am I? Where am I?
Narrator: When the chrysanthemum doesn't judge it, it is the stacked state of feces and farts. When the chrysanthemum judges it, it collapses into feces or farts.
Groundless feces: I am both feces and farts!
Narrator: Then through the afferent nerves, it reaches the lumbosacral and enters the low-level defecation center in the spinal cord.
Lumbosacral: Signal received, prepare to defecate!
Narrator: The low-level center will immediately have a defecation reflex, relaxing the sphincter and allowing the groundless feces to continue to flow down.
Groundless feces: Oh yeah! Prepare to fire!
Narrator: When the groundless feces arrives at the chrysanthemum, the upper anal canal will carry out a strict examination of it!
Upper anal canal: Oh, it's you! Don't think that I can't recognize you just because you're wearing a vest!
Narrator: There are a lot of sensors in the upper anal canal! When different states of groundless feces arrive at the upper anal canal, different shapes, textures, temperatures, speeds, and humidity will trigger different motion sensors and transform them into different nerve signals.
Solid: There is a feeling of friction with lines.
Liquid: There is a feeling of fluid and speed.
Gas: It lacks speed and texture information, only a feeling of expansion!
Narrator: In addition to passing the information to the low-level center, the upper anal canal will also send a copy to the commander-in-chief, the brain. At this time, you can make your own judgment whether to expel the feces or hold them back?
Brain: Let me think about it. To expel or not to expel, that's the question!
Narrator: However, before the upper anal canal becomes a veteran, its judgment is very poor, so the baby's feces are always out of its control!
Groundless feces: This is a newbie, everyone go!
Narrator: As it grows up, the upper anal canal sends more and more information to the brain, and its judgment becomes more and more accurate. The newbie becomes a veteran.
Upper anal canal: Dry diarrhea depends on eating, don't touch pants depends on experience!
Narrator: However, there are times when old experience makes a mistake. When feces appear in different solid and liquid forms, or even mixed with farts, it may indicate the occurrence of a serious accident!
Chrysanthemum: Don't come over!
Narrator: Although the brain's subjective control of defecation allows us to arrange a reasonable schedule, the defecation reflex may still be controlled by the low-level center. This is because the discharge of waste in the body is the first necessity for human beings!
Waist of power: Expel it first, act first and report later, the brain is too bureaucratic!
Narrator: For example, when we have a bad stomach and there are a lot of bacteria and toxins in the intestines, the absorption function of the intestines will decline, producing liquid feces; and there will be a strong defecation reaction, which allows us to expel the harmful substances in the body at the fastest speed, without having to obey the orders of the brain!
Brain: This is a public place! You are not allowed to defecate anywhere!
Low-level center: Please use the shortcut!
Lou Xiaoyi spoke and gestured, with pictures and text, with vivid expressions …
Finally, he asked, "Does everyone understand what I'm saying? Especially that fellow Daoist Huang, what farts are you holding in your upper anal canal? "
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