The moment the Sleeping King drank the tea, Jun Wu Xie's entire mood was soothed.
He drank almost half of the tea in that single gulp.
At this moment, the Half-Saint of Sun Sang Planet continued to serve the two middle-aged men beside the Sleeping King.
The two middle-aged men were Greater celestial beings. Seeing a Middle celestial full cultivation Half-Saint serving them so humbly, they smiled in satisfaction.
The two of them drank their tea.
"Fairy Qingyue, please have some tea."
The Half-Saint of Sun Sang Planet was sucking up to Fairy Qingyue of Novelty Tower again.
Novelty Tower was unfathomable and had a special status in the universe. Naturally, he wouldn't want to miss such an opportunity.
"Tsk tsk, why are you sucking up to everyone you see, regardless of whether they are willing or not? Does Fairy Qingyue need you to suck up to her?"
Jun Wu Xie's sarcastic voice rang out in the hall as he strode forward.
Fairy Qingyue was a little repulsed by the Half-Saint of Sun Sang Planet. However, she couldn't reject him since they were in the middle of a live broadcast. Just as she was about to take the tea from him, Jun Wu Xie suddenly spoke up and helped her. Naturally, she turned to look at him. Yagyuu Taro could only hold his tea and stare at Jun Wu Xie fiercely.
At this moment, the people watching the live broadcast were commenting crazily.
"Fairy Qingyue, is that guy trying to flirt with you?"
"It's over. My hot-tempered Prince Charming is going to fall for Fairy Qingyue. My heart is broken …"
"Hot-Tempered Brother, I admire your courage. You even dare to flirt with Fairy Qingyue?"
"No, Fairy Qingyue is my goddess. I want to fight with Jun Wu Xie one-on-one!"
…
Fairy Qingyue saw the comments from the audience and didn't feel anything. However, she had a faint smile on her face as she looked at Jun Wu Xie with a questioning gaze.
At this moment, everyone in the All-Eras Ancient Palace was looking at him.
Everyone wanted to know what he was trying to do.
Was he really trying to flirt with Fairy Qingyue?
"How can a beauty like Fairy Qingyue accept the tea offered by that fellow? He's old and ugly, shriveled like a coffin. This is blasphemy to your goddess. Everyone, do you think my words make sense? "He said to Fairy Qingyue's rune communicator.
This immediately resonated with countless male compatriots. They flooded the screen with comments about Yagyuu Taro's appearance, saying that he was ugly, had a pointy mouth and monkey cheeks, and that his face looked like a monkey's butt.
When Yagyuu Taro saw those aggressive comments, he was so angry that he almost exploded!
At this time, Jun Wu Xie reached out and sucked. The teapot and a teacup in front of Wan Qian flew into his hand.
He poured a cup of hot tea and handed it to Fairy Qingyue with a bright smile. "Fairy, please have some tea."
"Thank you."
Fairy Qingyue was slightly taken aback as she took the tea from him.
At this moment, some male cultivators from various ancient planets were cursing Jun Wu Xie on the channel for being immoral. He actually took advantage of such an opportunity to curry favor with their goddess.
Yagyuu Taro's embarrassed face alternated between green and white. He wanted nothing more than to kill Jun Wu Xie with his palm.
This brat was too detestable. He had embarrassed him time and time again!
"Oh, the tea has been drunk. Let's continue."
The Sleeping King said that he wouldn't make any concessions. He had to choose 50 people for the battle.
"20 people. This is also our attitude!"
The Grand Elder didn't budge an inch.
"Hmph, you can't even choose 50 people? If that's the case, why don't you just admit defeat? That way, you can still preserve your last bit of dignity and avoid … humiliation … "
The sneer on the Sleeping King's face completely changed when he said the last few words. The muscles on his face twitched a few times, and his body instantly straightened.
Jun Wu Xie had been paying attention. He saw that the Sleeping King's body was straightened and his legs were tightly clamped together.
"Second Elder, come over here …"
Jun Wu Xie secretly transmitted her voice to the Second Elder and whispered to him.
The Second Elder's expression changed a few times. He looked at Jiang Yi with a bewildered expression.
But soon, he came over to the Sleeping King's side and stood behind him.
He didn't know why Jun Wu Xie was so certain, but he was willing to believe it. After all, this young man had done too many shocking things.
"Sleeping King, the 20-person battle can completely show the strength of the prodigies nurtured by our two factions. There are risks in the battle. In this great era, we need talents. It's better not to let more prodigies get injured. "
The Sleeping King was about to retort, but when he opened his mouth, his mouth turned into an 'O' shape. His body trembled violently.
At the same time, a strange sound came from his buttocks. It was a 'bang ~' sound.
Instantly, the entire Aeon Ancient Palace fell silent.
The people watching the live broadcast from various ancient planets in the starry sky also fell into a temporary silence.
What was that sound?
Many people were spamming the screen with question marks.
In the ancient palace, everyone's gaze was on the Sleeping King.
The muscles on the Sleeping King's face twitched. His lips trembled. He was completely stunned!
At the same time, a stench spread out and quickly spread throughout the palace.
Everyone sniffed and was shocked. Then, they came to their senses and looked at the Sleeping King in disbelief.
Their gazes were filled with shock, disbelief, and even disdain.
Fairy Qingyue came back to her senses and covered her nose in disgust. She said to the rune communication device, "Oh my god, do you know what happened? After the Sleeping King Elder made that strange sound, I smelled a stench! Yes, you guessed right. He actually had diarrhea during the meeting! That's terrible. It overturned my worldview. Viewers, do you dare to believe it? But I swear that this is the truth … "
When the Sleeping King heard Fairy Qingyue's words, he was so angry that he almost went berserk. He roared, "Qingyue, quickly cut off the rune communication device and stop the live broadcast!"
As soon as he said that, his body trembled violently. In the next second, there was a loud bang. This time, it was different from the previous one. This time, it was as loud as thunder.
The table and chair he was sitting on had a big hole in it.
He couldn't control himself and lost control of his bladder. True energy mixed with feces crazily spurted out from his chrysanthemum. It was as if the exhaust of an engine had been turned on. It directly pushed him to the top of the palace.
The people around him were so shocked that they retreated. They were almost splashed on their bodies.
Whether it was the elders and protectors of the Eternal Era Ancient Court or the half-step sages of the ancient planet, they were all stunned.
The people watching the live broadcast were also stunned when they saw this grand scene of diarrhea.
The scene of excrement spraying out was too bizarre. It was simply crazy, spraying to an incomparable degree, spraying people into the sky!
F * ck!
The people watching the live broadcast swore that they had never seen such a powerful display of diarrhea in their lives!
Jun Wu Xie was also shocked. The effect of this' Divine Diarrhea 'was a bit too abnormal. It had directly turned the Sleeping King's chrysanthemum into a super outlet!
The entire palace was filled with a thick stench. Everyone felt as if they had walked into a cesspool.
The people watching the live broadcast could smell that nauseating smell through the screen.
There was a loud boom.
The Sleeping King's chrysanthemum stopped spurting out temporarily. His body fell from the top of the palace.
He turned around and was about to rush out of the palace. He knew that he had lost all his face today, but he couldn't care about anything else at this moment. He just wanted to find a toilet and squat there for a few days to relieve himself.
But right at this moment, two powerful palms pressed down on his shoulders.
"Elder Sleeping King, the meeting hasn't reached a conclusion yet. You should stay calm."
The second elder's true body protected his body. He couldn't care less about the filth and the disgust. He forcefully pressed down on the Sleeping King and didn't let him leave.
The Sleeping King wasn't the second elder's match. Because he had lost all his strength, it was even more impossible for him to break free. He really wanted to roar and curse.
But he knew that if he lost his composure like that, he would only embarrass himself even more in the universe!
The first elder knew that this was a good opportunity. He couldn't help but laugh. "Elder Sleeping King, how about it? Does the Ancient Palace of Saint accept the proposal of twenty people?"
"I …" He wanted to be tough, but his stomach growled. He could feel that he was about to lose control of himself again. He hurriedly took out a jade letter and threw it over. "I accept. We'll sign the agreement. Let me go now!"
His voice sounded like it was about to tear his heart apart.
The second elder was shocked and hurriedly retreated.
Just at this moment, a loud boom came from the Sleeping King's chrysanthemum, shaking the entire palace.
Everyone could see that the Sleeping King's chrysanthemum was spurting out a violent stream of yellow True Qi, pushing him to the top of the palace.
This kind of diarrhea was too crazy. The continuous spurting caused the Sleeping King's body to be pushed to the top of the palace. He couldn't land on the ground.
Just then, the two greater celestial middle-aged men who came with the Sleeping King trembled. With a loud boom, yellow True Qi spurted out of their chrysanthemums, creating two huge holes in their chairs. Their bodies were pushed to the top of the palace.
"Ah!"
They couldn't accept this kind of humiliation. They actually spurted in front of everyone without any warning. It came so violently.
The three of them were so violent that they couldn't bear to look at it. The table was smashed into pieces.
Everyone couldn't stand it any longer. They all ran out of the palace. Fairy Qingyue was at the entrance of the palace, using her rune communicator to broadcast the whole thing.
Even though she was disgusted and disgusted by this scene, she came from the Strange News Tower and needed strange stories the most. This was a great story.
"Ah ah ah!"
Inside the palace, the Sleeping King and the two middle-aged half-saints were forced to the top of the palace. Their chrysanthemums were facing down, and they kept spurting.
They couldn't change their situation. The True Qi in their grotto-heavens was flowing through their intestines uncontrollably.
Hearing the heart-wrenching cries of the Sleeping King and the others, the five half-saints from Ri Sang, Penglai, Annan, White Elephant, and Mars looked at each other.
Their faces were very pale, especially Barry from White Elephant. His legs were weak, and he looked as if he had just licked a toilet bowl.
Then, they stared at Jun Wu Xie at the same time. Their eyes were like hungry wolves.
How could they not know at this moment?
They schemed against the Chaotic Physique, but they were schemed against instead. The Chaotic Physique used their 'Divine Diarrhoea' to deal with the upper echelons of the Saint Ancient Palace, causing such a crazy and shocking scene.
After this, the upper echelons of the Saint Ancient Palace would definitely think of the 'Divine Diarrhoea' and vent their anger on them.
They came here today to curry favor with the Sleeping King, but who would have thought that it would lead to such a 'tragedy'?
"So you wanted to scheme against the people of the Saint Ancient Palace? Looks like I misunderstood. You were just licking their boots to confuse them. Yagyuu Taro, what did you add to the tea? It's so powerful. Look at them spurting. Tsk tsk, it's so spectacular. "
Jun Wu Xie said to them with a curious expression on her face.
Yagyuu Taro and the others heard this, and their faces twitched violently. They couldn't wait to tear him into pieces.
"You're slandering us. You're the one who did it!"
"Me? You're the one who poured the tea. Why are the others fine? Luckily, Fairy Qingyue didn't drink the tea you poured for her. Otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable! You guys are too evil. You even want to harm a beauty like Fairy Qingyue. Are you guys still human? "
Jun Wu Xie asked with a face full of righteousness and anger.
Fairy Qingyue was also scared when she thought about it. She turned around and looked at him. Yagyuu Taro and the others thought that she was looking at them. They were so scared that they turned around and ran, disappearing in an instant.
They knew that they couldn't stay any longer.
Before the people of the Saint Ancient Palace and Fairy Qingyue left, they couldn't stay in the All-Eras Ancient Palace. Otherwise, the Sleeping King would be furious. Even if he believed that they weren't the ones who did it, they were still indirectly involved. In his fury, he might pull out their tendons and skin them alive.
Jun Wu Xie said, "Fairy Qingyue, look at them running away. This is a sign of guilt! They're too shameless. They even want to harm you, and in such a way. This is intolerable! "
Qingyue's sexy lips twitched a few times. How could someone as smart as her not know what was going on?
This matter was definitely related to this young man. At the same time, it was also indirectly related to Yagyuu Taro and the others. Otherwise, they wouldn't have run away.
As for the truth, she didn't want to look into it. After all, she wasn't the victim.
"If you guys didn't see it with your own eyes, would you believe it?" The Ninth Elder looked at the three people in the hall, who were still vomiting, and exclaimed, "There are actually people in this world who can poop so shockingly and shockingly. No wonder they call themselves the number one super ancient residence in the universe. Incontinence, incontinence."
When Fairy Qingyue heard Elder Jiu's sarcastic words, she couldn't help but laugh. She said to the rune communicator, "Friends who are watching the live broadcast in space, I believe you guys have seen it. The scene is indescribable! I, Qingyue, have never seen such a disgusting scene in my life. If I didn't want you guys to see the whole thing, I really want to leave … "
"No, goddess, continue the broadcast. We want to see it. This is a grand occasion!"
"Hahaha, although it's disgusting, the scene is too explosive. I like it!"
"As expected of the upper echelons of the Saintly Ancient Palace. It's an extraordinary feeling. Even a simple diarrhea can be so world-shaking!"
"This is a legend. This is a miracle! Since ancient times, who can compare to them? In the field of diarrhea, they have definitely set a precedent and broken the ancient record. They are destined to be recorded in the annals of history and be infamous for all ages! "
…
The people who were watching the live broadcast in space were watching the Sleeping Monarch and the others vomiting and listening to their heart-wrenching roars while crazily spamming the screen.
At this moment, the elders and protectors of the All-Eras Ancient Court were all focused on Jun Wu Xie with an inexplicable feeling.
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