The tour guide explained, "You two have to find it yourselves."
Cai Shaofen turned to Tang Yan and shouted, "Didn't Nana and Zhao Liying say they wanted to take photos? Don't you remember? Come and take photos. Take a few more. Maybe a blind cat will hit a dead mouse and we'll get it right? "
Tang Yan scolded her. "You're the blind cat, I'm not."
Cai Shaofen didn't back down and decisively retorted, "Of course you're not a blind cat, you're a dead mouse."
Tang Yan smiled. "Little Mouse is Nana, I'm not. If you're a blind cat, why don't you hit a pillar? "
Cai Shaofen slapped her thigh. "We're so far behind them. Why aren't you looking for treasures and talking nonsense with me? Hurry up, don't dilly-dally, okay? Come, look at this map. Guess which one of these seven idioms is this? "
Tang Yan murmured, "The feeling of that name … hmm, let me guess."
Cai Shaofen spread her hands. "What? Guess? Isn't this a blind cat hitting a dead mouse? What's this called? "
Noticing the old lady who had been quietly watching everything, Tang Yan went over and said loudly to her, "Grandma, where did these bad people hide the things?"
The old lady glanced at her but didn't react.
Aside: Who are you? What are you arguing about? Uh, I can't hear you anyway.
The old lady stepped back and leaned against a pillar. Tang Yan didn't give up and chased after the old lady. "Where did they hide the treasure?"
The old lady gestured and finally said, "Them?"
Tang Yan was delighted. "Yes, yes, yes. Where did they hide the treasure?"
The old lady continued, "Them? Who?"
Tang Yan explained, "Them, the bad guys from the production team. Where did they hide the treasure? "
The old lady shook her head. "What did you say?"
Tang Yan was about to break down. She felt like she was in a completely different world from the old lady. At this moment, another old lady couldn't stand it anymore and came over to continue the conversation. "What treasure are you talking about? I'll help you look for it, but if I find it, it'll belong to me."
This time, she was completely broken down.
Cai Shaofen didn't care what Tang Yan was doing. In her opinion, this fool was doing useless work. She was still mumbling the words on the treasure map.
"Obedient? Is this what you mean?" Cai Shaofen's eyes widened as she noticed something that looked like a water ladle on the table in the hall. She picked it up and ran to ask the master, "Is this it?"
The master nodded. "That's right."
Cai Shaofen and Tang Yan looked at each other and shouted excitedly. The two of them held hands as they sang and danced, shouting, "After so many failures, we've finally succeeded. We're so happy, sob sob sob."
The two of them looked up to the sky and let out a long howl. They opened their arms and shouted towards the sky, "Thank you, thank you God!"
La la! La la!
As if accompanied by lively music, the two of them danced as if there was no one else around. She was shouting and yelling at the same time. She truly lived up to her nickname as a crazy woman.
After jumping for a while, Tang Yan was the first to stop. She shouted at Cai Shaofen, "Oh my god, I've become so crazy after being with you for so long."
Cai Shaofen laughed, "What's wrong with being a crazy woman? What's wrong with being happy? Don't worry about them. Let's continue. "
Tang Yan poked her with a finger. "Nonsense, continue my ass. Stop messing around. We haven't found it yet. We have to complete the mission to get the reward. "
Cai Shaofen slapped her thigh. "Ah, right, I forgot about that."
She turned around and bowed respectfully to the master. "Master, please give us the question."
The tour guide asked the two female stars, "Do you know what this is?"
Tang Yan and Cai Shaofen looked at each other and said at the same time:
Tang Yan: "A chamber pot."
Cai Shaofen: "A copper iron."
When the surrounding people heard Tang Yan say the word "chamber pot," they all laughed. Tang Yan was embarrassed. Cai Shaofen laughed the most exaggeratedly. She pointed at Tang Yan's face and said, "Oh my god, fool, this thing has such a big opening. It's at most a water ladle. You think it's a chamber pot? Wahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, big fool. "
Tang Yan's face was red. "Damn, can you not laugh so exaggeratedly? If you continue like this, I'm afraid you'll die of laughter."
The tour guide held back her laughter and said to the two of them, "Your Majesty is right. This is an ancient copper iron."
Cai Shaofen nodded. "Yes, yes, I know. Put some charcoal here, then heat it up and iron the clothes."
The tour guide clapped her hands. "That's right. This thing is a copper iron from the Qing Dynasty. It's used to iron clothes. "
Cai Shaofen stood with one hand on her waist and carelessly said, "See, my knowledge is extensive. Because I'm the empress. Ah, she's my palace maid, so she doesn't understand. No problem, let's continue. "As she spoke, she pointed at Tang Yan beside her with an arrogant expression.
Tang Yan pouted unhappily and snorted. "Who's your palace maid, you venomous woman?"
Seeing that the two of them were about to act up again, the tour guide interrupted, "Now, the two of you still have a mission to complete. After completing it, you can receive the mission reward."
Cai Shaofen boldly sat down at the table and waved his hand. "What mission do you have? Just tell me. My palace maid and I can both take it. "
"Yes." The tour guide pointed at the old man beside her. "Our Hui Faction has three carvings: brick, wood, and stone. The one waiting for the two of you today is our master brick carver, Fang Xinzhong. "
Tang Yan and Cai Shaofen bowed. "Hello, hello, master brick carver."
After thinking about it, Cai Shaofen didn't know what went wrong, but she muttered, "Brick and wood carvings – so awesome!"
Cai Shaofen laughed and gave her a push. "You should restrain yourself a little, silly. If you continue like this, my title as crazy woman will be snatched away by you. "
The tour guide pointed at the blue brick in the master's hand. "The two of you, take a look at this carving. Are you interested in learning from our teacher?"
Cai Shaofen shouted in a hoarse voice, "Learn, learn, of course we want to learn." But in her heart, she thought, f * ck, do I have to learn? It's not like I have a choice.
The two female stars' mission this time was to learn brick carving from the master. In the master's hand was a half-carved blue fish scale brick.
Tang Yan touched the hard blue brick and said with a frown, "But this is too difficult. How can we learn it in such a short time?"
Cai Shaofen wiped her face with a napkin. "I can do it. Palace maid, you go first. "
The two of them sat down and began to watch the master carver demonstrate how to carve fish scales.
The master carver wasn't young, at least sixty or seventy years old. His face was clear and he looked quite like an otherworldly expert. He used a small knife to carve on the blue brick as he said to the two female stars, "You two are beginners at first, so use a pen to draw. Use the pen as a knife and draw fish scales here. "
Cai Shaofen copied the master and used a red pen to draw a small fish scale, murmuring, "Yes, my skills are good."
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