Zhu Yin and Cai Shaofen each held a plastic 'palm' in their hands and asked the sect master, "Sister Qing Xia, have you ever seen a famous Hong Kong show called 'Bringing You Until You Don't Believe'? It means' How Do You Not Believe 'and' Do You Not Believe '. "
Sister Qing Xia nodded. "Yes, it's the one Xu Guanwen did."
Lu Fei cursed inwardly. Is this Hong Kong's Two-people Rotation?
The Empress and Zhu Yin sat at a small table and faced the crowd. They said to each other, "Do you believe? Do you believe?"
Zhu Yin replied, "Believe what?"
The Empress shouted, "Believe that my smile is even more demonic than Ning Jing's." At this time, everyone looked at Ning Jing. She was wearing a white coat today, and her hair was combed behind her head. Her eyes were slightly narrowed, and her right arm was supporting her chin. She looked very cold.
Zhu Yin clapped her hands. "I don't believe it!"
The Empress opened her mouth and laughed exaggeratedly. She didn't look demonic, but rather crazy. Everyone laughed at their antics.
Zhu Yin slapped the table and shouted, "That's amazing. Then do you believe it? Do you believe it? "
The Empress changed the topic. "Believe what?"
Zhu Yin turned to look at the audience. "Believe it or not, I'll imitate that Tang Yan better than myself!"
Tang Yan laughed and replied, "I won't believe it even if I die."
The Empress whispered to Zhu Yin, "Come, help me think of a dialogue."
Zhu Yin immediately pressed her arm. "You have to believe that you're very beautiful!"
The Empress pulled a long face and could only say, "Those people will call me a crazy woman. I'm not a crazy woman." After saying that, she 'cried bitterly' and hugged Zhu Yin. Zhu Yin laughed and gently stroked her back to comfort her.
In the next segment, Zhu Yin slapped the table. "Do you believe it or not?"
The Empress stared back. "Believe what?"
Zhu Yin shouted in a rough voice, "Believe that I'm a man."
The Empress chuckled and slapped the table. "I don't believe it. Your chest is so big!"
Zhu Yin looked down at herself and muttered, "How is it big? It's just that yours is too small."
Cai Shaofen snorted. "Aiya, what's there to be proud of?"
Zhu Yin pursed her lips and smiled. "Aiya, you shameless woman. Hahaha. "
After everyone laughed for a while, Zhu Yin picked up a black thing from the table and stuck it on her chin. Cai Shaofen shouted exaggeratedly, "Wow, what is that? Oh my god, a fake beard, this big beard of yours is too fake. How can there be such a big beard? Ahahaha, it's really funny. "
Zhu Yin was extremely anxious. When he spoke, his beard fell. She blew and said, "Ah, the quality is not up to standard, so it fell. No, I have to find the props master and ask him how he got the fake goods. Hmph, do you think our production crew is so rich that we're going to waste it like this? "
Cai Shaofen picked up the mustache and showed it to everyone. "Don't tell me he cut off his own mustache to give it to you. That would really save money, hahaha. "
Zhu Yin snatched the fake beard and put it back on her face. She stopped smiling and said, "You're filming 'Empresses in the Palace', and you're pregnant with Zhang Jin's child."
Cai Shaofen's face was shy, as if saying, "Wow, how did this matter get known? If the emperor knew, he would be furious and cripple me. "
Zhu Yin imitated Cai Shaofen's expression in the play and said painfully, "Your majesty, chenqie can't do it!"
Cai Shaofen used the inflatable hammer in his hand to hit Zhu Yin's head. Zhu Yin turned her head and shouted, "You hit me, it hurts. Ah, you bad woman."
The concubine continued to ask, "Do you believe it?"
Zhu Yin asked again, "Believe what?"
"I can sing better than Ganggang." She wiped the hair on her forehead and imitated Ganggang's expression.
Ganggang chuckled under the stage. "I won't believe it even if I die." This was the rule of the game. They had to help out on the side.
Zhu Yin sneered. "I won't believe it even if I die that a tone deaf person like you can sing. Hahaha. "
The concubine stretched her neck. "Aiya, if you don't believe me, let me sing for you." She put on a pose and pinched her fingers together. "Let me tell you gently ~ ~"
Her voice was soft and gentle, sounding exactly like Ganggang. Lu Fei sat in front of the table and watched, chuckling. Ai, something seemed wrong.
Then the sound system was turned off, and only the concubine's rough voice could be heard singing, "The stars in the sky are waiting. Let me share your loneliness, your happiness. "
Zhu Yin finally found an opportunity to expose her. She used the small plastic hammer in her hand to hit the concubine's head. Everyone at the banquet could clearly hear the sound of the hammer hitting the concubine's head. Although it was a plastic hammer, it was still painful.
The concubine's clothes were a little loose. She hung her coat behind her shoulders and glared at Zhu Yin. The plastic hammer in her hand was eager to try, as if she was ready to hit Zhu Yin's head at any time.
Zhu Yin tapped the table with the small hammer. "Do you believe it or not?"
Cai Shaofen covered her chest and asked fiercely, "Believe what?"
Zhu Yin replied, "Believe that I can pole dance here." Her Mandarin wasn't good, and the word pole sounded like a light pipe.
The concubine stared, waved the small hammer and shouted, "I don't believe it. There is no light pipe here!" As she spoke, she deliberately emphasized the word light pipe that she couldn't pronounce correctly.
Zhu Yin threw the hammer. "Hmph, no? Come over here and see what this is. " She pulled Cai Shaofen up and stood her in front of the table like a pillar. "Look, isn't this a light pipe?"
Cai Shaofen stared. "Don't think I'm a light pipe."
But Zhu Yin ignored her and rushed up. She hugged her and did a few classic pole dance moves. Everyone cheered and praised in unison, asking for another one. The concubine was tortured beyond recognition. Her hair was messy, and the expression on her face was very interesting.
The two sat back at the table and continued to perform. Cai Shaofen picked up the cup in her hand. "Believe it or not, I will pour a cup of water on Sister Qingxia's face."
Zhu Yin also picked up the cup. "Believe it or not, I will also dare to pour it on Qingxia's face."
The two of them howled like wild beasts and rushed to the cult master, the cups in their hands full of water. Qingxia had already stretched out her face, ready to let the two of them pour water on her. Unexpectedly, when the two of them rushed to Qingxia's side, they suddenly turned around and splashed the water in their cups on Lu Fei's face.
Lu Fei didn't say anything. He looked a little stunned and asked the cult master, "Sister Qingxia, did you dodge?"
The cult master shook his head. "No, it seems like they wanted to splash you."
Lu Fei snorted. "I'm angry."
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