Alright, I, Lin Tian, need to think of a way to get more herbs.
Lin Tian was about to lie down and rest when his phone vibrated, waking him up. He saw that Rabbit from Jade Toad Palace had requested to add him as a friend.
Lin Tian found it strange. He did not know what was so different about the rabbits in the sky.
Lin Tian agreed. The first thing Jade Rabbit asked after adding him was, "Great Immortal, do you have anything to eat here? I'm starving to death."
Little Silly Immortal: "Didn't your Sister Chang 'e give you anything to eat?"
Jade Rabbit: "I'm helpless/Don't mention it. Chang 'e is busy meeting Hou Yi every day. She doesn't have the time to care about my life and death. I'm relying on the help of the various immortals to barely fill my stomach."
Lin Tian found it funny. The rabbit felt wronged.
Jade Rabbit: "Pouting/What are you laughing at? I said, you should help me the most."
Lin Tian replied mischievously, "Why?"
Jade Rabbit: "Smugness/Smugness/I took a look. Your immortal talent isn't very high. It's even inferior to mine. Tell me, as a person with less experience, shouldn't you express some gratitude to your senior?"
Lin Tian seemed to be able to see Jade Rabbit's arrogant look. Oh, he did not expect the Heavenly Court to play like this.
Lin Tian was unwilling to be ordered by a rabbit. After some thought, Lin Tian said, "Hehe, I don't have an immortal talent higher than yours, but I don't have to starve, right?"
Jade Rabbit: "You! Exasperated/"
"Hahaha!" Lin Tian laughed happily on the other end of the screen. Indeed, a rabbit was a rabbit. No matter how it dressed up, it was not human. It did not have human thoughts. In short, it was a single-celled animal.
"Alright, I won't mess with you anymore." Jade Rabbit chose to compromise.
"Seriously, do you have anything delicious here?"
Lin Tian: "Don't you immortals drink dew?"
Jade Rabbit: "You're the one drinking dew! Immortals also need to eat, alright! "
What's more, this immortal rabbit of mine also needs nourishment every day, alright?
"Oh ~" Lin Tian understood. He said, "Then what do you usually eat?"
Jade Rabbit: "For me, I mainly eat immortal herbs and immortal dew. Occasionally, Sister Chang 'e will bring me a few immortal peaches from the Immortal Peach Banquet."
They were all vegetarian. How boring.
Lin Tian pursed his lips.
Little Confused Immortal: "The rabbits here mainly eat carrots, do you want some?"
Jade Rabbit: "Radish? What's that? "Chicken flavored and crunchy?
Lin Tian facepalmed. This rabbit didn't even know what a radish was.
Little Silly Immortal: "Forget it, I'll let you try it first and see if it suits your taste."
Jade Rabbit: "Yes, yes. Just click on the scan below to confirm the transfer.
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Lin Tian pulled out a carrot and a carrot from the kitchen. He didn't know what Jade Rabbit's taste was like, so he might as well give it both.
Lin Tian's mother saw that Lin Tian was sneaking around in the kitchen and asked, "Little Tian, what are you doing in the kitchen? Are you not full?"
Lin Tian replied seriously, "No, I'm feeding the rabbit."
Feeding the rabbit???
Mother Lin thought for a moment. She didn't have a rabbit at home.
Mother Lin shook her head. It seemed that her son had gone to a fake university and his brain wasn't very good.
Sigh, poor child. Mom will buy you a fish tomorrow to nourish your brain.
Lin Tian sent the two carrots over and waited for Jade Rabbit to click on the confirmation button.
Just as Jade Rabbit finished confirming, Lin Tian's WeChat rang. Lin Tian opened it and saw that it was from Jade Rabbit.
Jade Rabbit: "Worship. Where did you get this good stuff? This is the first time I've eaten it. It's simply too delicious!"
For the first time, Lin Tian felt that the rabbits of the Heavenly Court were so pitiful.
Little Muddle Immortal: "It's fine. As long as you like it, I can give it to you."
Jade Rabbit: "Excited. Really? That's great. As a reward, I plan to give you something. Wait a moment." With that said, Jade Rabbit returned after a long time. It sent Lin Tian a few pills.
Jade Rabbit: "This first pill is the Love Pill invented by Elder Moon. It's to create couples in the mortal world. It's said that as long as a man and a woman eat this pill and think of him or her in their minds, the other party will give the same feelings to you. However, the negative energy of this pill is too great. If it's not used properly and the marriage string is signed wrongly, it will create an ill-fated relationship. "
Lin Tian thought for a moment. He didn't want this.
Little Muddle Immortal: "What else?"
Jade Rabbit opened the second treasure. "The collar of the Howling Celestial Dog. It's said that nothing can escape from it."
This thing was a little interesting.
Lin Tian: "I want this."
Jade Rabbit: "Yes, yes. Wait for me to pass it to you."
Immediately, Lin Tian received the collar from Jade Rabbit. After confirming whether he wanted to withdraw it, Lin Tian held the collar in his hand and played with it.
Wasn't this an ordinary collar? It was very common to tie up a dog.
Lin Tian was thinking about how to use its value when he suddenly heard his mother shout, "There's a thief!"
"Catch the thief!"
Lin Tian quickly sat up from the bed. When he saw Mother Lin outside, he thought that there was a thief in his house, so he anxiously looked around.
"There's no need to look. It's not our house that lost something. It's Grandma Wang's house!"
Lin Tian walked out of the courtyard and saw a shadow flash in front of him. The village chief and Grandma Wang's men were chasing after him. That shadow must be the thief.
When he saw Lin Tian, the village chief called out, "Little Tian, quickly help catch the thief. What are you waiting for?"
It was obvious that the thief had committed many crimes and was a veteran. How could he be caught so easily?
Lin Tian looked at the collar in his hand. It was a good opportunity to test its strength! Hence, Lin Tian took the opportunity to throw the collar in the direction the thief was running in. He saw that the collar seemed to have a mind of its own as it automatically recognized and chased after its target. Finally, it landed in front of the thief and tightly wrapped around his neck.
"Aiyo, f * * k, what the hell is this!?"
Seeing the thief stop, the village chief did not know what had happened as he stopped as well.
When Lin Tian saw this, he reminded, "Village Chief, if we don't go over, the thief will escape."
Only then did the village chief react. He led a group of people to take down the thief.
"You thief, of all things, you chose to be a thief!" Grandma Wang took back the jewelry that had been snatched from the thief and cursed.
The surrounding villagers were also indignant as they spoke up for Grandma Wang.
"Look, you failed, didn't you?"
"That's right. However, this thief is wearing a veil. He's quite particular."
"Why don't we take off that eyesore and see who he is?"
Upon hearing that he was about to reveal his true identity, the thief immediately panicked and shook his head desperately.
"Heh, this thief is quite stubborn."
The more he acted like this, the more the villagers wanted to know who he was.
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