"Dad, you can't do this to me." The dog was very determined.
Lin Tian was about to break down. "I'm not your dad. Get lost!"
"Dad, I'll be sad if you do this to me!"
"Go die where you want to die!"
Lin Tian's head was about to explode. This stupid dog could actually make him so angry.
"Hey, I told you to drive. Why did you take a deep breath out of nowhere?" Mona looked at Lin Tian and said. Really, it wasn't his first time driving. Why did he act like a newbie? Was he too nervous?
Did he go overboard with his words just now? Did he take it to heart? That wasn't right. He didn't look like such a sentimental person.
"Dad, you can't abandon me," the dog said.
"I'm not your dad!"
"You're not my dad, but you're better than my dad. You're my second parent!"
"You … Do you believe that I'll beat you up later?!"
"Go ahead. If you beat me up, I'll go into her arms."
"You gangster dog!" Lin Tian scolded. There was actually a dog that was more despicable than him.
"Who are you scolding? What did you say?! "Mona was dumbfounded." It's fine that you're a gangster. Why did you bring it to the dog?! "
"I …" Lin Tian wanted to cry. He was really wronged.
A man and a dog. The two creatures communicated with their eyes countless times. To be precise, the man and the dog were the same species.
Hahaha.
Mona was speechless.
"Hey, what's wrong with you today? Why are you always going against the dog???" Mona asked.
"Did this dog offend you?"
Not only did it offend him, it was unreasonable!
"You're so weird. You actually called him and even went against him." Mona was very depressed.
The dog actually went over to rub against her again. It seemed that Mona didn't know that this was a dog with thoughts.
"Since you've decided to take him in, then give him a name. I don't know what his name is. Let's just give him a new name."
"Yeah, yeah. I don't have a name yet. Dad, give me a name!" This dog was very active.
"Give your mom a name." Lin Tian was puzzled.
"I told you not to call me daddy."
But what was its name …
Lin Tian rubbed his chin with his hand as his thoughts wandered.
The dog looked at him expectantly, hoping that he would give it a good name.
"Got it!" Lin Tian snapped his fingers. "Let's call it Smelly Fart. What do you think?"
The dog's expression suddenly changed.
It was too unpleasant to hear!
"Dad, you can't do this. I strongly request you to change it!!!"
Alright then, let's change it.
Then let's call it …
Just then, a person selling roasted sweet potatoes passed by.
"Let's call it sweet potato."
Puff!
Lin Tian seemed to hear the sound of the dog vomiting blood.
Little guy, I'll call you whatever I want. You have to listen to me on this, hahaha.
"Awoo." The sweet potato wanted to go to Mona and ask her to change her name.
Unexpectedly, Mona also agreed. "Okay, let's call it sweet potatoes. I love sweet potatoes the most!"
"…" The sweet potato trembled in fear.
Why don't you call me Potato?
There was no other way. Dogs did not have the right to change their names. They could only listen to Lin Tian.
Thus, the sweet potato successfully changed its name.
"Dong dong dong!" Someone was madly smashing the car window.
"Are you still going? If not, don't block the road," a middle-aged uncle said impatiently.
Damn, Lin Tian forgot that his car was still parked by the roadside. Just as he was about to give the uncle an apologetic smile and drive the car away, the sweet potato suddenly jumped out from behind. It was not a big deal that it jumped out, but it directly bit the middle-aged man's clothes.
"Sweet potato!" Lin Tian was shocked. Why would the sweet potato take the initiative to attack people?
This sweet potato was not the sweet potato of the past. The sweet potato now was so big that it made people feel scared. Normal people would avoid it.
"Ouch, ouch!" The middle-aged uncle cried out and fell to the ground.
Then, he felt that he could not afford to offend this person. At least, he could not afford to raise a dog. In the end, he did not say anything and ran away.
Damn it, he wanted to extort some money.
Back in the car, the sweet potato sat obediently and talked to Lin Tian. "Dad, how was my performance just now?"
Lin Tian slapped its head.
"What's so good about it? Why didn't you obediently be your pet dog? Why did you have to bite people!" After Lin Tian finished speaking, he sat in the driver's seat and drove without saying a word.
"Wuwuwuwu …" The sweet potato rubbed against Mona's arms. As a girl, of course, she could not resist such a cute thing acting coquettishly beside her. She comforted it. "Oh, oh, don't cry, don't cry. Sweet potato is so good …"
The sweet potato enjoyed Mona's touch and did not forget to look at Lin Tian from the corner of its eyes.
"Damn, this rogue dog!" Lin Tian cursed helplessly.
Suddenly, an idea flashed through Lin Tian's mind.
It was not safe for Mona to invigilate the exam alone. He could let her bring the sweet potato. Anyway, the sweet potato was quite scary just now. Just looking at it was scary, not to mention standing up and biting people.
It was decided then!
Sitting in the back seat, the sweet potato went overboard. It laid its entire body on Mona's lap and let Mona knead its belly. From time to time, it would howl in pleasure.
Bear with it.
"Hey, tell me, how did it become so big?" Mona asked.
"It's probably a mutation," Lin Tian answered casually.
"Then how did you treat it? It can't be that it recovered after you went over, right? That's too magical," Mona said.
"Erm … Actually, I gave it a medicine to stop the bleeding. It's very effective. Maybe the medicine these days has some kind of hormone added. Didn't there used to be news in the news that it was going to turn into a super big watermelon, a super big pumpkin, or a super big carp? So, this isn't strange at all." Lin Tian casually found an excuse.
Mona nodded. "It seems to make sense." She believed it too. It was not that she believed it, but that she was captivated by Lin Tian. Lin Tian heaved a sigh of relief.
"Then where are we going now?"
Mona asked.
They could not possibly bring such a big dog back home. If they brought it home, the people in the community would probably be scared to death. Moreover, most of them were elderly and children.
Lin Tian was also thinking about this problem.
It was so big that they definitely could not bring it back to the dormitory. It would be fine if it was smaller. This was a really troublesome problem.
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