Nezha: "Didn't I kill a dragon? I drank its blood and ate its meat. Now, I'm even wearing clothes made by farmers. Divine weapons and above can't invade my body."
Lin Tian was tempted when he heard that. "How many merit points?"
Nezha: "10000 merit points."
F * ck!
Lin Tian cursed in his heart. What kind of thing dared to be so expensive? How many merit points did he have in total? As for the merit points that he had painstakingly accumulated during the summer, they were all gone.
Nezha: "I say, little brother, you didn't lose out at all. My father just ate some cold powder and warned me not to kill anymore. So, this might be the last time. If I miss this opportunity, there won't be another one."
Nezha: "Right now, my father is complaining that the dragon claws are tasteless."
Tasteless?
Lin Tian's mind spun as he thought of an idea.
Little Muddle Fairy: "How about this, I'll trade with you. I'll give you a bottle of ingredients that can improve the taste in exchange for your dragon scales. How about that?"
Nezha: "I don't think it's worth it."
Little Muddle Fairy: "It's up to you to decide whether it's worth it or not. Do you want to use this in exchange for a beating from your father or to please you?"
Clearly, Nezha was a little tempted.
Seeing this, Lin Tian quickly took advantage of the situation. "You can use it first and pay later. I can let you use it for free. After you use it, we can discuss it properly. Same for mine. You won't get another one if you miss this opportunity."
Nezha: "Alright, give it to me."
That's it!
He took a bottle of pepper from the kitchen tomorrow. Then, he sent it over on WeChat.
System Notification: You have sent pepper * 1 to Nezha.
System Notification: You have sent cumin * 1 to Nezha.
Little Muddle Fairy: "I've sent it. Accept it."
System Notification: The other party has successfully received pepper * 1 and cumin * 1.
Nezha: "Are you sure this thing is really useful?? Achoo, achoo. "
Nezha: "I'm choking. What is this?! Will my father like it? "
Little Muddle Fairy: "You'll know when you try it."
Nezha: "If you cause my father to hit me, I'll beat you up."
Little Muddle Fairy: "Don't worry. Go!"
…
A few minutes later, Nezha's head flashed.
Nezha: "Brother, what is this? My father, that old fogey, actually likes it and treats it like a treasure. He used it in exchange for my safety. It's worth it! "
Hahaha!
Lin Tian smiled proudly.
This deal was too worth it.
As expected, things from the mortal world were too popular in the Heavenly Court.
Nezha: "I'll give you the dragon scale armor."
Little Silly Immortal: "Alright, Big Brother Nezha. When your old man comes to beat you again, you can come and find me. "
Nezha: "There's an unlimited supply of this thing? Haha, worth it, worth it. Simply worth it. No, I have to go. My master, Daoist Taiyi, is looking for me. "
Little Silly Immortal: "Yes, yes, go, go."
Lin Tian exited the chat with Nezha happily. Hehe, with my intelligence, I've successfully obtained an armor that is very useful to me.
Hmph, I don't know if it's useful now, but it'll definitely be useful in the future.
Ah la la la, I'm so happy.
Nezha: "Wait, I'll send it to you right away."
Not long after, he received the dragon scale armor from Nezha the next day.
Haha, Lin Tian was secretly delighted.
It was said that dragons were the most ancient and mysterious legends of the Heavenly Court. Who had seen a real dragon in the past? He was different now. Not only had he seen it, but he was also wearing an armor made of scales.
Tomorrow, he couldn't wait to take out the dragon scale armor from his storage space.
As soon as he took it out.
Lin Tian's eyes darkened.
Damn it!
Damn it! Nezha! I want a refund!
What the hell is this?
It's fine if you're a normal person, but you're making a dudou, and it's bright red. How the hell am I supposed to wear it?!
Are all the people in the world like you, Nezha?!
You've been running around in dudou since you were born. Even when you had the universe ring, you still ran around in dudou.
Lin Tian understood a little. No wonder he came to him. Was it because no one wanted to buy this thing?
What a sly fox.
No, Lin Tian thought about it and insisted on a refund. He couldn't accept it.
Thinking of this, Lin Tian sent a message to Nezha.
Little Silly Immortal: "Nezha, come out!"
Nezha didn't say anything.
Lin Tian clicked on his WeChat Moments. There was a recent update.
Nezha: Sharing delicious food with Dad ~ And this pink fried chicken is delicious ~
The picture below was a bottle, pepper, and nature for Nezha tomorrow.
Damn it.
Lin Tian was even angrier when he saw it.
Little Silly Immortal: "Ahhhh! Reply quickly! "
For a long time, Nezha didn't reply.
After a while, Nezha still didn't reply.
What should he do? Lin Tian looked at the red dudou in his hand.
He couldn't put this thing back now. If a man like him held this, it would probably cause a misunderstanding.
Should he give this to his girlfriend???
No, no. Thinking of Liu Xiaoxiao wearing this red dudou and swaying in front of him, Lin Tian felt excited.
On second thought, he didn't lose anything.
He could even see the unusual side of a beauty.
This was a good deal.
Lin Tian thought about it and decided to give it to Liu Xiaoxiao.
But would Liu Xiaoxiao scold him for being a pervert?
Let's try the second one first.
Lin Tian sent Liu Xiaoxiao a message. "Xiaoxiao, are you there?"
After a while, Liu Xiaoxiao replied, "I'm practicing the piano."
No, when Lin Tian saw this message, the image of Liu Xiaoxiao's cold and arrogant face appeared in his mind. It was completely different from what he imagined.
He felt that he was insulting his girlfriend by having such thoughts.
…
"Brother Tian!" Lin Tian's door curtain was pulled open and Li Lin's head popped out. "We're discussing ordering takeout. Do you want …"
"Pfft, pfft, pfft!"
The red dudou in Lin Tian's hand was too eye-catching. Li Lin looked at it and couldn't help but laugh.
"What are you laughing at? Don't laugh!" Lin Tian's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
"Hahaha, sorry. I didn't expect Brother Tian to have such a hobby. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Don't worry, I won't tell Sister Xiaoxiao."
"Hahaha!"
Lin Tian's face was even darker.
"Scram, I don't!"
"I don't have such a hobby!"
"Hahaha!!!"
"Li Lin, what are you doing? I just asked you a question. Why are you so strenuous?" Xie Lun urged outside.
"Oh … Oh! Right away, Brother Tian … "Li Lin was about to say something when he was hit by Lin Tian. Then, he stuck out his tongue." Hehe, Brother Tian, aren't you a good friend? I'll keep it a secret for you. "
Then, Li Lin changed his words. "Brother Tian said to eat the same as me!"
"I'll eat the same as you. Look at you, you're like a fool."
"Damn, you're scolding me."
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