"You son of a b * tch!" Black Bear was enraged as he bit down.
"Hey! You dare to bite me? This daddy will skin you alive and eat your flesh today! "Yi Jie's entire arm was bitten by the black bear as it tore at it with all its might.
He no longer cared about his image as a master as he cursed.
"Peng!"
The man and bear immediately engaged in a fierce battle!
The surrounding onlookers had originally wanted to leave, but when they saw this scene, they immediately became spirited. With a whoosh, they all gathered around, surrounding the place so tightly that not even a drop of water could trickle through.
The young man who had been crying bitterly at the side was finally freed. He wiped his tears and ran back to the Song family.
The man and bear fought together. The two of them were evenly matched, and both of them were of the thick-skinned type. After fighting for a long time, their clothes were torn apart, but they were still unable to do anything to each other.
"Hey! My two ancestors! Black Wind, your pants are torn apart! Master Yi Jie, half of your buttocks are exposed! " Zhao Yuande tried to stop the fight, but he was forced back by the punches and kicks of the two fellows. Helpless, he could only use his ultimate move.
"Ah!"
The two fellows stopped fighting at the same time, and covered their exposed buttocks as if they were little girls facing a gangster.
"Hey! Is there a need for that? "Zhao Yuande was so angry that he rolled his eyes.
"There is a need for that! This has greatly affected this poor monk's image! "Only then did Master Yi Jie remember. He took out a monk's robe from his storage space and draped it over his body.
"You have seriously tarnished this Grandpa Bear's image. This Grandpa Bear will punish you by making me a pot of delicious food to calm my nerves!" Black Bear took out a pair of flowery underpants and wore it on the street. Only then was he relieved.
"Yes, I must make a pot of delicious food!" Master Yi Jie's eyes lit up when he heard this. He no longer had the bearing of an expert.
At the mention of food, the two fellows immediately became birds of a feather. It was as if they had forgotten who was the one fighting just now, and began to walk together with their arms around each other's shoulders.
Furthermore, their eyes would occasionally drift towards Zhao Yuande. Their gazes were like young girls looking at their sweetheart. It was unusually gentle.
Zhao Yuande had goosebumps all over his body from being stared at by the two guys. In the end, he had no choice but to agree to cook a good meal for them.
The two fellows regretted not having met earlier. It was as if they were old friends reuniting and chatting non-stop. The content of their conversation was nothing more than what was delicious, what could increase one's cultivation, what could detoxify one's body, and what could make one more majestic!
As for Zhao Yuande, he was tossed aside and left to dry.
"Black Wind! I've heard that the Song Clan raises a type of bird called the Storm Bird in the back mountain. It's specialized in transmitting messages, and it can fly over ten thousand miles every day. It's said that their wings are the best delicacies in the world, and eating them will have special effects! " When the group passed by a massive building, a Tier 1 Master suddenly drooled as he gazed at the building.
Zhao Yuande took a look. Wasn't this the Song family?
"Oh! Flurry Bird? How big was it? Is it enough to fill the gaps between my teeth? "Heifeng's eyes lit up, and he continued to ask," What kind of special effects can it have? Could it be that he is recovering his blood essence? "
"Recover my ass!" Master Yi Jie slapped the black bear. "Are you a male or not? Don't you know about special effects? It's that … "
"Roar!" Hei Xiong understood and roared into the sky. He was so excited that his bean-sized eyes turned red. However, his excitement only lasted for a short while before he became discouraged. His head was almost buried in the black fur on his chest. "Grandpa Xiong has never touched a female bear in his life! What's the use of special effects! "
"Haha! I'll catch a female bear for you another day, and I guarantee that you'll be satisfied! "Yi Jie laughed.
"Really?" Heifeng rubbed his bear paws excitedly, and his mouth was dripping with saliva.
"…" Zhao Yuande was speechless!
He wanted to ask, 'Yi Jie, are you a monk or a bandit? He also wanted to ask, 'Why is Heifeng so stupid and naive?'
However, before he could ask these two questions, the Song Clan's door was pushed open from the inside with a loud bang.
The gorgeously dressed young man walked out of the Song Clan's house with a group of aggressive people.
Beside the young man was a middle-aged woman. She was stroking the young man's head and comforting him in a low voice.
"Mother! It's them! They hit me and scolded me! " The young man suddenly saw the three people passing by the door, and immediately plunged into the woman's arms. He cried as he stared fiercely at the three people.
"F * ck!" The two people and the bear said the same unreliable word at the same time!
"Take them down and lock the two men in the water dungeon. Cut up that bear and make it into soup!" The woman shouted angrily when she saw her son's crying face.
"Brothers! Let's go! " Zhao Yuande patted the two men's backs, and the two men were sent flying toward the Song Clan's people.
"Roar! Zhao Yuande, you son of a b * tch! "The black bear knocked one of the Song Clan's experts away, then turned to face Zhao Yuande and bared his fangs.
"Brother Zhao, you're not being nice!" Master Yi Jie felt as if he was on a plane. He flew up and landed in front of the middle-aged woman.
"Damn baldy, I'm going to smash your head today!" The woman threw her son aside and pounced at Master Yi Jie.
The woman's cultivation wasn't weak. She was also an expert in the Spirit Incubation Realm. As she pounced, a pair of pitch-black claws appeared in her hands, and she clawed at Master Yi Jie's head.
"F * ck! If I don't show my prowess, you'll think I'm a sick cat! " A golden staff appeared in Master Yi Jie's hand. He waved the staff around like a long pole, and the terrifying wind forced the woman to retreat.
Zhao Yuande stood not far away and watched the battle happily. The only Spirit Incubation Realm expert on the other side was the middle-aged woman. Most of the others were ordinary disciples of the Blood Sea Divine Embryo.
No matter how many of them there were, they wouldn't be a match for the black bear and Yi Jie.
Sure enough, after only seven or eight breaths, the black bear had already laid down all of the Song Family disciples. It grinned and walked towards the gorgeously dressed young man. As it walked, it cracked its bones until it made crackling sounds.
"You … You bear spirit, what are you trying to do? You … Don't come over! " The young man screamed in despair and ran toward the Song Clan. However, due to his nervousness, he tripped over the Song Clan's disciples on the ground. He looked at the approaching black figure and reached out to his mother in despair. "Mother! Save me! Save me! "
"Hehe! Grandpa Bear wants to see if you're a man or a woman! "The black bear rushed forward excitedly and tugged at the young man's pants.
"Rip!" How could the pants withstand the black bear's forceful tugging? Instantly, a white thigh was revealed.
The surroundings were already filled with people. Seeing such a situation, no one could hold back their laughter.
"This second sister-in-law has always been an eyesore to me. She used her mother's influence to bully the kind. Serves her right to be stripped naked!"
"Pui! This thing that doesn't look like a man or a woman. I feel disgusted just by looking at her. Looks like I won't be able to eat dinner tonight! "
"Keep your voice down. The title of the living ancestor of the Song Clan isn't enough to scare you. Be careful not to get your tongue cut out!"
"Tsk, after such a commotion, this second sister-in-law still has the face to continue hanging around here. Her spittle can drown her!"
"…"
"Mother!"
The young man sprawled on the ground and desperately covered between his legs.
"Pui! Motherf * cker! You're clearly a man! "The black bear glanced at him and spat.
"Haha!" Yi Jie laughed maniacally. He laughed so hard that tears rolled down his cheeks.
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