In the back garden, hundreds of flowers were in full bloom. They were colorful and colorful, and the scenery was too beautiful to behold.
The weather in April was already very warm. Even the weak Empress Zhangsun took off her thick clothes and took advantage of the good weather to play in the back garden.
No, not to play, but to practice the Five Animal Frolics Technique! Behind her, Li Shimin also clumsily followed her step by step!
After practicing the Five Animal Frolics Technique, Empress Zhangsun only felt refreshed and energetic.
"Maid Guanyin! How do you feel? "Li Shimin asked as he supported Empress Zhangsun with a tender expression.
"Doctor Sun's medical skills are indeed brilliant. I can clearly feel that my body is much better, especially after practicing the Five Animal Frolics Technique every day. The symptoms of chest tightness are already very light!" Empress Zhangsun gasped and said.
The Five Animal Frolics Technique was what Sun Simiao suggested Empress Zhangsun to practice. In this era, there were no health and fitness methods such as Tai Chi. The Five Animal Frolics Technique was almost the only choice. However, due to Empress Zhangsun's weak body, the Five Animal Frolics Technique she practiced was the most simplified version. Even so, the results were very obvious after practicing for a period of time.
"Mother, wipe your sweat!" Princess Jinyang said in a childish voice. She tiptoed and handed a silk handkerchief to Empress Zhangsun. She looked very cute.
"Aunt is so good!" Empress Zhangsun took the silk handkerchief with a loving expression and praised.
"Hee hee!" Princess Jinyang was very happy to be praised.
"Okay, okay, you go over there and play with your sister!" Empress Zhangsun said.
"Sister has been reading and doesn't play with me at all!" Princess Jinyang said with grievance. Her little finger pointed at Princess Changle, who was holding the Yellow Emperor's Internal Canon and reading hard on the brocade stool.
"This child?" Empress Zhangsun had a headache. Ever since the incident of the female medical school was published in the Mo Magazine, Princess Changle was determined to study medicine. She even held medical books all day long. Not to mention this, she also got a lot of medicinal herbs in her own bedroom. Her whole body smelled of medicine.
"She's just being filial!" Li Shimin said. In fact, in his heart, he couldn't wait to beat up Meton. When he wanted to build a female medical school, he gave it to him. When he wanted glory, he gave it to him. When he wanted money, he didn't give it to him. In short, he put in a lot of effort. However, Meton, this brat, had cheated his daughter.
"Hahaha, this Mo Xiaoming is really too funny!" At this time, a deranged laughter came from the nearby flowers. A young man in embroidered clothes was laughing so hard that he was hugging his stomach and rolling on the ground.
"Li Zhi!" Li Shimin shouted angrily.
"Ah!" Li Zhi was startled and showed his face from the flowers helplessly.
Empress Zhangsun touched Li Shimin secretly. She looked at Li Zhi and said kindly, "Slave Zhi, come to mother. Who is Mo Xiaoming? How can he make you happy? "
"Mother, Mo Xiaoming is the matchstick man in this book. He is unlucky. He is always driven out of the school by the headmaster!"
Li Zhi immediately ran to Empress Zhangsun excitedly, holding a book in his hand. There was an exaggerated smiley face on the cover. At first glance, it was very similar to the word "embarrassed".
"Mo Xiaoming!" Li Shimin couldn't help but twitch when he heard the name. Obviously, this was made by Meton. However, Li Shimin only blamed Meton half of the time. These comic ideas were indeed provided by Meton. At that time, they were only published in Mo Magazine, and there were only a few of them. Moreover, they were all dry matchstick men, so the response was not strong.
But the real collection and printing was made by Zi Yi and Mochi. In order to make the comic popular, Zi Yi directly combined the embarrassed face drawings taught by Meton with the series of Xiaoming's cold jokes. The effect was simply too good.
"Comic!" Empress Zhangsun took the book from Li Zhi's hand. The word "comic" on the cover and a big "embarrassed" smiley face were deeply impressive and unforgettable. Obviously, this was restored by Meton according to the famous big tall smiley face in the future. He specially taught it to Zi Yi.
"Mother, this is Mo Xiaoming, also called Xiuming. He is always funny. I like him very much!" Li Zhi was extremely excited. He pointed to Xiuming on the cover and said excitedly. He didn't notice at all that Li Shimin's face was getting darker and darker.
Empress Zhangsun's face was full of interest. She felt that it was very funny, so she opened the book with great interest.
"Mother, look at this!" Li Zhi excitedly pointed at one of the comics and said.
"Mr. Mo said that in Chinese characters, if there are three characters with water, there must be water. For example, river, lake, and sea.
Xiuming: Desert!
Mr. Mo: Get out!
Xiuming: When I got out, I didn't see any water!
Mr. Mo: Get out! "
As Li Zhi read on, he began to laugh.
In order not to cause any disputes, Mo Chi directly put the background characters in the Mo Family Village.
Seeing such a plot twist, Empress Zhangsun couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh. In this era, they had never seen such a lame joke, let alone with illustrations. Almost no one could resist such a joke.
"Mother, I also want to see it." Princess Jinyang curiously came over.
"Come here, I will tell you!" Li Zhi said with a smirk.
Princess Jinyang was delighted and came over without any warning.
"Ah!" Li Zhi shouted in Princess Jinyang's ear, which scared her.
"Bad brother!" Jinyang angrily chased after Li Zhi and beat him.
"What nonsense did Mo Jiazi draw? Is he teaching the children bad things?" Li Shimin said with a dark face.
If Modun were to hear this, he would definitely feel wronged. This was already the purest plot he had picked out. If it was really as dirty as the future, Li Shimin would probably want to kill him.
"Your Majesty, you are wrong. This little catfish should be called little loach. No, he is even more slippery than a loach. He is very clean." Empress Zhangsun pointed at the words "underage children are not allowed to buy or read with adults."
"Then, where did Slave Zhi get this book?" Li Shimin's face relaxed a little. He suddenly realized a very important question.
Princess Changle, who was reading a medical book, felt guilty and hurriedly winked at Li Zhi.
"Yes, it is my sister's. It has the autograph of my idol, Goddess in Purple." Unfortunately, Li Zhi was a coward. After being stared at by Li Shimin, he immediately betrayed Li Shimin.
"Goddess in Purple?" Li Shimin frowned.
"She is from Village Mo and a friend of mine? These comics were drawn by her. She specially gave one to me. When Slave Zhi saw it, he insisted on asking for it! "Princess Changle explained with a guilty conscience.
"It is not just one. All my brothers have one." Li Zhi completely betrayed Slave Zhi. He could not let himself be the only unlucky one.
"Yes!" Li Shimin frowned and immediately rushed to Chongwenguan Hall. Suddenly, Chongwenguan Hall was in a mess. Meat with bamboo shoots was inevitable.
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