"Tsk ~"
Xiao Hua sneered. "What is there to prepare?"
"Roar, roar ~"
Xiao Hua was right. What was there for the Dragons to prepare? Hearing the Horned Dragon's reminder, all the Dragons roared as if they had just woken up. They had forgotten about the sorrow they felt in the Vast Abyss.
"Grandpa ~"
Even the little python asked excitedly, "What do you think this' vast 'will look like?"
"Vast and boundless ~"
Xiao Hua really didn't want to talk to this silly little python. He felt that if he escaped, some dragon would definitely ask the little python something if they knew about his experience. He absolutely couldn't let the dragon talk about him. However, Xiao Hua was really bored. Looking at the boundless blue water, he faintly said, "What else can there be?"
Whoosh!
As Xiao Hua said that, the water around them suddenly disappeared. In front of them was a vast land!
No, it was not the land. Under the light of the water, it was a boundless, lush forest!
"Damn!"
The little python also exclaimed, "I … I thought …"
Xiao Hua also looked at the boundless forest with a strange look in his eyes. It was not that he had never thought about what was under the sea, but he had always thought that it would be land and rocks. He did not expect that it would be trees.
However, Xiao Hua glanced at the little python and asked, "What did you think? Also, I have to correct you. Don't imitate me! "
"I … I …"
The little python was a bit hesitant and whispered, "I thought it would be dark mud. I didn't expect it to be the sky and the forest!"
"And … and I think you are very domineering when you speak. Can … can I imitate you?"
"Haha ~"
Xiao Hua grimaced and hurriedly nodded. "It's okay. Learn. You must learn. What else do you want to learn?"
"Buzz ~"
Just as Xiao Hua was feeling smug, the dragon carriage flew into the forest.
Whoosh! Whoosh!
Wherever the dragon carriage passed, the trees and vines in the forest transformed into dragons, baring their fangs and brandishing their claws as they pounced towards the dragon carriage!
"Eh?"
The dragon carriage quickly passed through the vines, so it naturally wouldn't be caught. However, when Xiao Hua's gaze swept over the area, he was surprised again. This was because whether it was the trees or the vines, all of them were growing backwards. This wasn't an ordinary 'backwards', but a type of inverted growth from the treetops to several roots. There was a sapling in front of Xiao Hua. At first glance, it was a patch of emerald green, but in an instant, the emerald green had turned into a treetops. Moreover, this treetops didn't stop growing and continued to grow.
Just as the dragon carriage was flying, a crown grew out of the tree!
"How could there be such a strange situation?"
Even though he was flying, this scene was still deeply imprinted in Xiao Hua's mind.
Xiao Hua was still trying to figure out what was going on when he saw a vine shoot out and hit the dragon carriage. Boom! The dragon carriage shook violently and veered off course.
A crimson dragon carelessly fell off the dragon carriage.
The crimson dragon didn't care at first, but as soon as its body touched the dark green shadows around it, its body began to tremble as if it had touched something horrifying. Its eyes were filled with fear, and clouds surged out from its scales. The dragon tried its best to rush up the dragon carriage.
However, before the crimson dragon could fly more than ten thousand feet, within the clouds of scales, streaks of green light flashed, and treetops were pulled out from the light and stabbed directly into the crimson dragon's body!
"Hee hee ~"
To Xiao Hua's surprise, the crimson dragon didn't wail. Instead, it began to laugh, and the fear on its face disappeared.
"Fly!"
Seeing this, Ao Sheng seemed to have thought of something and immediately ordered, "Accelerate at full speed!"
Buzz! Buzz!
The dragon didn't dare to delay and drove the dragon carriage with all its might. The dragon carriage let out a roar.
"Haha, haha ~"
As more treetops were inserted into the crimson dragon's body, the crimson dragon actually laughed out loud, and its entire body gradually stopped. Then, under everyone's gaze, the dragon's body was covered with trees, and the crimson dragon was nowhere to be seen.
"Hee hee ~"
While all the dragons were dumbfounded, a bone-chilling laughter suddenly came from the dragon carriage. All the dragons were shocked and hurriedly looked over. They saw the little python coiled on the hill of the dragon carriage, laughing in an extremely strange manner.
Smack!
Seeing this, Xiao Hua swung his dragon tail and hit the little python's face, scolding, "What are you screaming for?"
"I … hee hee … I don't know either …"
Unexpectedly, the little python was laughing and explaining with difficulty.
"Damn it!"
Xiao Hua's back was covered in sweat. At this time, Xiao Hua also felt itchy on his dragon body, as if there were peach hairs on his body.
"Hee hee ~"
On the dragon carriage not too far away, a green dragon followed closely behind the little python and began to giggle. However, it was different from the little python. As it giggled, a green light shone from within its scales. Within the green light, there was another upside-down vine!
Without waiting for the vine to grow any longer, the Azure Dragon that was guarding Ao Sheng from afar did not dare to be careless. The dragon's body flew along the dragon carriage, and with a wave of its tail, it sent the little Azure Dragon flying from the dragon carriage!
The green dragon didn't stop and continued to rush toward the little python. Clearly, it wanted to send the little python flying!
"Haha, haha ~"
At this time, the little green dragon that was sent flying was in a worse state than the crimson dragon just now. As soon as it flew out of the dragon carriage, its body was immediately covered in green light. The little green dragon instantly laughed uncontrollably, and in the midst of this laughter, countless thorns grew out of the little green dragon's body!
"Laugh again!"
Xiao Hua didn't dare to be slow. He quickly stood in front of the little python and scolded, "If you laugh again, I'll kick you down!"
"Oh, oh ~"
The little python was shocked. It quickly agreed and forced its laughter back.
It was also strange. The laughter that it couldn't suppress just now actually stopped.
The green dragon had already flown in front of it. Its eyes were like lightning as it stared at the little python. The little python was so scared that it hid in the shadow of Xiao Hua's dragon body, not daring to breathe.
"Hee hee ~"
Xiao Huagang wanted to say something, but there was laughter from other dragons in the distance.
Xiao Hua swallowed his words. He realized that he also wanted to laugh!
Whoosh ~
The green dragon had no choice but to turn around and pounce on another dragon.
"I ~"
The little python still wanted to say something, but as soon as it opened its mouth, it wanted to laugh again. It hurriedly swallowed its words. However, when it bent down, it found that Xiao Hua's wings were slightly spread out, blocking the green light outside the dragon carriage!
The green light shining on the little python was blocked by Xiao Hua, but the dragons didn't help Xiao Hua block the green light. Traces of green light fell on Xiao Hua's body, as if there were ten thousand itchy thorns drilling into Xiao Hua's dragon body. Xiao Hua really wanted to laugh …
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