N6bqr ^ ~) v) {0hxh b) ^} lhi ^ "Uh, I don't have any teaching tools. Is there any female student who can come up and cooperate with me?" Chen Jiu asked a little embarrassedly before he started his lecture.
Everyone was stunned. What was Chen Jiu doing? Why did he need a female student to cooperate with him? You're talking about horsemanship, not the art of seduction. That's not even close! In fact, Chen Jiu was also quite helpless. He swore that this was not his idea. He was just following the arrangements of the giant dragon. 500 billion merit points had already been spent, and the results were still unknown. He did not dare to be negligent and could only follow the rules.
"I'm willing to cooperate with you, teacher …" a girl shouted. In an instant, more than 10,000 girls stood up, all expressing their willingness to cooperate with Chen Jiu.
"Ah, thank you for your kindness, but there's no need for so many people!" Chen Jiu nodded gratefully. At least this did not embarrass him too much! Although there were more than 10,000 girls, four of them were delicate flowers. The Four Great Creation Fairies were still the most dazzling pearls. No one could compare to them. Their temperaments were peerless, and their looks were outstanding. They were definitely school belles.
The Four Great Creation Fairies were wholeheartedly protecting him, so Chen Jiu was naturally very grateful. Seeing that they had all stood up, he was too embarrassed to refuse. He waved his hand and said, "Mengmeng, Fang Rou, you two students can come up!" "Yes!" Mengmeng innocently and adorably wore an orange tutu skirt. She looked like a princess from a divine land. She came up to the stage, completely crushing the hearts and minds of all the cute men.
Fang Rou was not bad either. She was dressed in white and looked pure and elegant. She had the gentleness of all women, making people unable to resist the urge to protect her! They were in the limelight. For a moment, countless people were convinced by the two girls. Just looking at them made them feel infinitely satisfied.
"Hmph, this guy is really biased. Why won't he let me go up?" Qian Yu 'er muttered, feeling very unhappy.
"Okay, don't worry. Maybe it'll be your turn next time. But it's really strange. Why didn't Ding Xiang come to listen to Chen Jiu's lecture? Could it be that they had a fight? Zhao Yan's face was full of confusion as he tried to persuade her.
"Do you think Ding Xiang will take advantage of Chen Jiu's lecture to secretly have an affair with her? I don't believe that she really doesn't have any thoughts about the matters between men and women. As a normal woman, this is simply impossible! Qian Yu'er immediately expressed her strong suspicion.
"Yu 'er, stop messing around. They love each other so much that the Magpie Bridge has been born. How can you still doubt their feelings? Zhao Yan reprimanded seriously.
"Oh, I was just saying! Qian Yu 'er pouted and didn't say anything more.
Ding Xiang didn't have an affair, but he was spoiled by Chen Jiu too much. He didn't have the face to see others now. Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing if others found out! "Ahem … Everyone knows that if you want to raise a horse, you must first learn how to recognize a horse. And today, our first lesson will be on how to recognize a good horse! "Chen Jiu coughed slightly to draw everyone's attention away from the two fairies. He then began to explain seriously.
"It's my first day on the job. I came in a hurry and didn't bring a horse. Fortunately, there are two female students who are willing to help. Today, I will use them as an example to tell you in detail how to choose a good horse!" Chen Jiu's next words shocked everyone again.
"Teacher!" Mengmeng and Fang Rou couldn't help blushing. They stared at Chen Jiu with hidden bitterness. We are not horses, okay? "What? So teacher is treating them like horses. This is truly audacious. They are the Five Great Fairies … "Countless people were shocked, but at the same time, they were extremely excited. Because these noble and unapproachable fairies were now being treated like horses by someone. This definitely made people feel extremely excited.
"Well, don't stare at me like that, okay? As the saying goes, horses understand humans, and humans understand horses. In fact, there are many similarities between humans and horses. Today, I'm just using them as a reference. I absolutely don't mean to humiliate them. Please understand me! " Chen Jiu explained slightly, and then began to explain.
"Come, everyone, as a good horse, her waist-to-hip ratio must be perfect. It doesn't need to be too much. About 7: 10 is the best!" In order to achieve the best teaching effect, Chen Jiu impolitely gestured with his big hand to Mengmeng's body. It was soft and slippery, which made him restless. He quickly used his fingers to measure Mengmeng's small waist, and then to measure her hips. After getting two numbers, he smiled with satisfaction and said, "Now we can calculate whether Mengmeng has reached the standard of a good horse or not!" "Teacher, you …" Mengmeng's innocent and lovely face blushed. She stared at Chen Jiu, feeling his big hand caressing her waist and hips. It was a burst of unbearable shame.
"With teacher's hand as the standard, Meng Meng's small waist can be easily grasped, but her buttocks, teacher is unable to grasp it. According to the result of my calculation, her waist-to-buttocks ratio has reached the perfect level of 7: 10!" Chen Jiu then announced loudly, "Any mare who reaches this ratio not only looks beautiful, but also has a strong body. Most importantly, it is absolutely easy to raise!" "Teacher!" Meng Meng was so embarrassed that she was unable to show her face. Not only was she touched by someone, she was actually being ridiculed like a horse. She truly felt that she had come to the wrong place? "Fortunately, I didn't go up!" Qian Yu 'er breathed a long sigh of relief. Looking at the embarrassment of the two women, she felt that she was really lucky! "Teacher, what you said is too absolute, isn't it?" When everyone was feasting their eyes, there were still people who raised doubts.
"You still don't believe it, right? Don't worry, we still have a horse here, no … a fairy who can prove it for us! " Chen Jiu then came to Fang Rou and gestured, "She is taller than Mengmeng, but her waist-to-hip ratio must be about the same as hers. Because they are both top-grade beauties, fairies chosen by everyone. I still believe in everyone's vision!" "Teacher, don't measure it?" Fang Rou was a little reluctant.
"Student Fang Rou, don't be embarrassed. We are teaching now, and we are doing a very sacred thing. Don't think too much. I definitely didn't mean to take advantage of you!" Chen Jiu seemed to be a little guilty, and solemnly explained.
But it would have been better if he didn't explain. His explanation immediately made everyone understand. Wasn't this taking advantage of others? Then what was considered taking advantage of others? "Refined hooligan, obscene teacher …" For a moment, in the hearts of millions of students, they couldn't help but hatefully crown Chen Jiu.
"Come, Student Fang, let me measure it …"
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