There are some feelings, but it's not what you think! " In fact, Tang Cai didn't know how to explain it herself. She was focused on researching technology and didn't pay much attention to feelings.
"Cai Niang, my father often talks about you and misses you so much. Why don't you look at my name? Why don't you add a 'Cai' to my name?" Chen Jiu continued to persuade her and acted as a matchmaker for himself.
"Really? That guy likes beautiful women whenever he sees them. There's nothing strange about that! "Although Tang Cai was disdainful, it could be seen that she was still very happy.
"Cai Niang, why don't you marry my father? That way, you can have your own children in the future!" Chen Jiu kindly suggested.
"Cai 'er, are you really so indifferent to your father's excessive lust?" Tang Cai stared at Chen Jiu in confusion. Was there such a daughter in the world?
"Father is the most outstanding man in the world. He deserves the most outstanding woman in the world. Cai Niang is so outstanding, and Father is so handsome. You two are destined to be together for perfection!" Chen Jiu was like an old woman who sold melons and praised himself.
"Cai 'er, aren't you afraid that your mother will be unhappy with what you said?" Tang Cai really couldn't agree.
"It's okay. My father has several mothers over there. They are all very good to me. I don't care. The more mothers, the better!" Chen Jiu said indifferently.
"You let him marry so many wives. Can he take care of all of them?" Tang Cai began to refute.
"Of course he can take care of all of them. My father is very good. He takes care of all of them every day. It's not a big deal to have one more Cai Niang …" Chen Jiu's words were getting more and more ridiculous.
"Uh, you …" Tang Cai listened to the harsh words. She seriously doubted Tang Cai's identity. As a close relative, how could she talk about her elders like this?
Suddenly, Tang Cai saw the stubble on Chen Jiu's face. She suddenly thought of something and became furious. What a Chen Jiu! How dare he pretend to be a woman to tease her!
"Cai Niang, aren't you lonely at night? Don't you want me to come and accompany you? "Chen Jiu didn't know that he had been exposed and continued to sound out Tang Cai.
"What's the use of thinking about it? Your father is just a toothpick. Even if I get him, I won't feel anything!" Tang Cai immediately changed the topic.
Stinking brat, didn't you want to tease me? I'll humiliate you to death!
"What? You said that Imperial Father's place is like a toothpick, how is that possible? As far as I know, father's palace is incomparably majestic! "Chen Jiu immediately cried out in disbelief.
"With different eyes, the essence of things is also different. Tell me, in the eyes of ants and elephants, can the same thing be the same size?" Tang Cai sighed and said, "I really don't want to hurt your Imperial Father. With his little ability, it's not even worth a fart in my eyes. He's only good at fooling those innocent little girls!"
"This …" Chen Jiu was speechless. It was the first time that he had been despised by a woman like this.
"Cai 'er, to tell you the truth, your father is really not a powerful person. Follow me, and I'll show you a real man in the future. What do you think?" Tang Cai actually played the matchmaker.
"My father is the ruler of the world. He's unparalleled in wisdom and cultivation. I don't believe that there's a man more powerful than him in this world!" Chen Jiu couldn't accept it.
"You don't believe it because you haven't met him yet. I dare say that if women like Chen Jiu meet the man I'm talking about, they'll definitely fall in love with him!" Tang Cai said with a smirk, "I'm going to introduce them to him in a few years. Now that you're here, I'll introduce them to him as well!"
"Tang Cai, don't go too far!" Chen Jiu was furious. He could tolerate it, but he couldn't tolerate it anymore!
"Pretend? Why don't you pretend anymore? Our great emperor, you shamelessly pretended to be a woman to seduce me. You're dreaming!" Tang Cai didn't show any mercy to Chen Jiu and bluntly scolded him.
"So you've already found out. No wonder!" Chen Jiu couldn't help but lower his voice, "The man you're talking about isn't real, right?"
"Chen Jiu, you also have times when you're not confident?" Tang Cai couldn't help but laugh.
"I … I was just joking with you. Don't take it seriously!" Chen Jiu's plot was exposed, so he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
"Okay, you're quite good at pretending. The thing in front of you is bigger than me. Hurry up and take it out!" Tang Cai was always impolite to Chen Jiu, so she immediately reached out to help him take it out.
Tang Cai originally thought that it was some kind of clothing, but when she took it out, she was dumbfounded. "This is … real … Who are you?"
"Who else can I be? I'm Chen Jiu! "Chen Jiu smiled bitterly. He didn't guard against Tang Cai. He was a man, so why would he be afraid of her?
"It's impossible, right? Let me take a look below! " Tang Cai was shocked and immediately reached down. When the familiar thing came into view, she was completely stunned. "You … How did you become a transvestite?"
"I say … Beauty Tang Cai, can you not say it so harshly? I'm a human, not a transvestite! " Chen Jiu shook his head helplessly. He really didn't like this appearance, but since it had already come to this, what else could he do?
"Hmph, anyway, you look quite disgusting to me. Do you want me to help you? I'll do an operation to help you flatten the top part of your body." Tang Cai really couldn't stand the sight of him and suggested.
"No, you can't do that. You know, it wasn't easy for me to get this thing. It's very useful!" Chen Jiu hurriedly stopped her. He was very reluctant to part with it.
The Peaches of Immortality was an indispensable method to raise the cultivation bases of the ladies at the moment!
"You're still reluctant to part with it? Chen Jiu, don't tell me you can't find a woman and have fallen to the point of playing with yourself? "Tang Cai didn't know so much. Her eyes were full of surprise.
"Ahem … What are you talking about?" Chen Jiu's face turned red with embarrassment.
"Since you can't cut off the top part, why don't I help you cut off the bottom part? You can be a woman in the future! "Tang Cai immediately grabbed Chen Jiu's bottom part, as if asking him to choose one of the two.
"Tang Cai, we're old acquaintances. Can you not be so heartless?" Chen Jiu was even more reluctant to part with it. "I still have so many wives. If you cut me off, how am I going to report to my superiors at night?"
"I think you're the one who can't report to your superiors right now." Tang Cai looked like she was doing this for Chen Jiu's sake.
"Tang Cai, what are you doing? Let go of me! " The two of them were in a stalemate. The six imperial concubines had rushed over in a hurry and were one step late. How could they bear to see their man being taken by someone else first?
"Fine, fine, I don't care about this transvestite!" Tang Cai curled her lips and immediately stood aside, waiting to see Chen Jiu make a fool of himself.
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