"Chen Jiu, what are you doing?!" Loy couldn't hold it in any longer and started scolding Chen Jiu on the spot. This man was too despicable. She was working for him, but he was fooling around with the old witch. This was too hurtful!
"Ah, I … I'm sharpening my gun!" Chen Jiu was shocked and quickly found an excuse to explain himself.
"You … you're sharpening your gun with her in broad daylight. Do you even know what shame is?" Loy was even angrier and started scolding him.
Saint Granny, out of gratitude to Chen Jiu, actually promised him that he could make any request. Naturally, Chen Jiu couldn't make any request. But even if he didn't make any request, it didn't mean that Saint Granny would let him go!
As if she was deliberately teasing Chen Jiu, Saint Granny carried Chen Jiu on her back and raised her cannon in front of him. The fat and fragrant snow was squeezing him. Her intention could not be more obvious.
The original situation was that Chen Jiu and the others were facing the spiritual monsters. The spiritual monsters only noticed the two of them standing in front of each other, but they couldn't figure out their little tricks. However, Loy, who was on top of them, saw everything clearly. How could she not be angry?
"I … Yi 'er, lower your voice. Don't let others hear you!" While Chen Jiu was speaking, he could not help but feel wronged. He had already retreated to the roots of the tree, but the cannon was still crowding around him, forcing him to fire. It looked like a cannon, making him feel very helpless. He could not push it away, but he could not not push it away.
Actually, men were often very passive when it came to such matters, especially when such a beautiful woman and a cannon were in front of a man. It was very difficult for a man to refuse to shoot because men were born gunners. It was easy for their hearts to itch at the sight of a cannon!
"You've already done such a shameful thing. Why can't I say anything?" Luo Yi came closer with a bad taste in her mouth, and complained with dissatisfaction: "I fought to the death for your woman up there, but you're good, you're having a lot of fun with your mother-in-law down there, do you still have a conscience?"
"Yi 'er, I'm just sharpening my gun. It's not that shameful, is it?" Chen Jiu's guilty look suddenly turned into an innocent one.
"Ugh, you're actually in the right now?" Loy was even more confused now.
"Loy, don't be angry. I was the one who initiated it. After all, he helped me acquire two million years of cultivation. I have to thank him!" Saint Mary stopped before going too far and turned around to comfort her with a red face.
"Hmph, is there a need to thank him like this? You're too flirtatious! "Loy, of course.
"I …" Saint Mary wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Chen Jiu.
"Alright, I'm just sharpening my gun. Is there a need for you to quarrel like this?" As Chen Jiu tried to persuade them, he actually reached his hand under the two women's shocked gazes and pulled out something long. It really was a gun, a gun!
"This …" Not only was Loy dumbfounded, even Saint Mary was stunned. Was this guy doing it on purpose? Was he really sharpening his gun?
"Ahem, look, my gun isn't bad, right?" Chen Jiu proudly raised the gun in his hand and said proudly, "My gun is made of an extremely Yang material. It will break when it meets a strong force, so it needs to be sharpened in a place of extreme Yin. That's why there was a misunderstanding just now. Don't think too much about it!"
"You … are ruthless!" Loy and Saint Mary glared at him and scolded him in unison. They ignored him.
"Wow, so many cherry tomatoes. They've all come down. Could it be that these tightly wrapped cherry tomatoes are their spoils of war?" While Loy and Chen Jiu were quarreling, the cherry tomatoes and spiritual monsters also came down from the Virgin Mary's World, attracting everyone's attention.
"Sigh, don't mention it. We all failed!" When everyone heard the news, they were undoubtedly very surprised. There were so many people, yet not a single one of them succeeded?
"Quiet down. Opportunities are bestowed by the heavens. They can't blame anyone else for not having any opportunities. This is their fate …" Little Xuanhuang stopped everyone and explained to them.
"Is that really so?" Although the spiritual monsters still had their doubts, the way Bai Yang and the others insisted and were willing to accept their fate really made them speechless.
Yes, the people involved had already accepted their fate. What else could they say?
"This … they're actually so obedient?" Saint Mary didn't expect things to go so smoothly. She couldn't help but look at Loy in a new light.
"If they're not obedient, are they going to tell everyone the ugly story of how they were flattered?" Loy chuckled softly. She looked at Saint Mary proudly and said, "You'd better behave yourself. If you dare to help others grind their spears again, you'll lose your chastity in your later years!"
"There's only one chance. Saint Mary is going out. After all, we're all from the same academy. Let's send her off …" Little Xuanhuang presided over the situation and really gave Saint Mary this glorious opportunity.
Following this, everyone looked at Saint Mary longingly. Many of them were reluctant to part with her, but most of them were greedy for her Saintess Fruit. However, whether it was fake or not, Saint Mary left the Little Xuanhuang Academy under everyone's respectful escort. She even took away their three million years of cultivation!
The Little Cosmos Academy. Entering this place meant that they were about to leave the Hongmeng Academy. Chen Jiu couldn't help but sigh. Looking at the things he was wearing and the things he was receiving, he really felt that this trip was worth it.
"Chen Jiu, are you really not going to consider making a request of me? Let me tell you, any request will do! "Saint Mary kindly reminded Chen Jiu when she sensed that they were about to part.
"If I let you eat shit, would you eat it?" Loy couldn't help but interject.
Saint Mary shamelessly looked straight at Chen Jiu's crotch and asked, "If I want to eat it, I'll eat Chen Jiu's, not yours. But Chen Jiu, can you bear to let me eat shit?"
"I … cough cough, Saint Mary, you've obtained three million years of cultivation. Your skills will definitely improve greatly. However, let me give you a piece of advice. Don't be too arrogant because of this. If you get yourself killed, even I won't be able to save you!" Chen Jiu was embarrassed and didn't want to talk about this issue. Instead, he tried to persuade her out of concern.
"Sigh, I'm a lonely old woman. Even if I die, no one will miss me. If I die, so be it!" Saint Mary lamented in disappointment.
"Don't, don't die here. If you want to die, go out and die!" Suddenly, Little Cosmos Academy's eunuch voice sounded. He looked at everyone with an unfriendly expression.
"Where did this ladyboy come from? Get lost!" Saint Mary was furious. She didn't hold back and directly struck out with her palm. Little Cosmos Academy was ruthlessly sent flying into the sky and disappeared.
"Alright, time to go out!" Chen Jiu looked at her sympathetically. Without saying anything, he quickly led everyone out of the Hongmeng Academy. It felt as if a lifetime had passed.
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