"Lazy, you did it on purpose, didn't you?" Chen Jiu lowered his head in the face of Loy's mockery. Pinnacle novel.
This guy, of all places, actually ran to Chen Jiu's chest and hid there. Moreover, he even imitated a woman and split himself into two mountains. Chen Jiu couldn't stand it!
"What? Isn't that how she did it? That way, the two of you will look more compatible. Isn't that good? "Perhaps Lazy really didn't know the difference between men and women. It actually made sense.
"Husband, how about this? I think it's pretty good!" Loy's smile was filled with 'good intentions'.
"Good my ass! Get out of my way!" Chen Jiu was so angry that he slapped his chest. Why didn't he make me look stronger? How could he make me look like a woman?
Slap! Slap! Chen Jiu mercilessly slapped down the mountain in front of his chest, showing Lazy how powerful he was!
"Hubby, it's not like I didn't let you touch me, but you actually touched yourself …" Loy's complaining voice made Chen Jiu blush. Fortunately, the mountain in front of them had been smashed down. Otherwise, they really wouldn't be able to go out and meet people.
"Alright, let's go!" Chen Jiu was angry and ashamed. He wanted to leave this embarrassing place as soon as possible, but he didn't notice that although he slapped down the front, a bump gradually appeared behind him. From afar, it looked like he was carrying a pot on his back!
Safe and sound, Chen Jiu and Loy finally left the spiritual monsters' territory and returned to little Dragon Blood's courtyard. Unexpectedly, little Dragon Blood was no longer chiseling stones this time. Instead, it stood there dejectedly, its hair disheveled, and it did not move at all.
"Pfft …" As if she couldn't hold it in any longer, Luo Yi couldn't help but laugh.
"What are you laughing at? Was it funny to see him like this? But even if it's funny, we should be polite. We shouldn't make fun of others! "Chen Jiu didn't understand and turned his head to educate them.
"Yes, yes, I'm not laughing at him. I just thought of something funny!" Loy nodded sincerely. She had no intention of reminding Chen Jiu.
Qi Dasheng was originally a Water Monkey, so he had no idea that Chen Jiu was the scapegoat. He thought that Chen Jiu had done it on purpose, so he wouldn't remind him!
"That's good. I'll go up and see what's going on with this guy." Chen Jiu didn't suspect anything. He came to Little Dragon Blood and waved his hand. "Hey, Little Dragon Blood, come back to life. You're not dead, are you?"
"You … Are you a human or a ghost?!" Little Dragon Blood's eyes darted around, and the moment he saw Chen Jiu, he couldn't help but jump in fright.
"Bah, bah, bah. It's not easy for us to meet. Don't say such unlucky things, okay? I'm a living person. Can't you see clearly? "Chen Jiu said unhappily.
"You … He actually came back alive? Could it be that they didn't manage to break in and tactfully retreated? "Little Dragon Blood paused for a moment and guessed.
"Bullsh * t, how could I not break in? Let me tell you, I met Hong Zu and received the good fortune I deserved. That's why I came out satisfied! " Chen Jiu said arrogantly. If it wasn't for the scapegoat on his back, he would have been in high spirits. However, with this scapegoat, he seemed a little out of place.
"Oh, your good fortune is a scapegoat!" Little Dragon Blood couldn't help but laugh on the spot.
"Hey, what are you laughing at? What scapegoat? Are you dreaming? "Chen Jiu reprimanded him with serious dissatisfaction.
"I'm dreaming? I think you're the one who's dreaming. Do you think you can meet Hong Zu? Don't brag! "Little Dragon Blood despised him and didn't believe him at all.
"Little Dragon Blood, what's wrong with you? Why are you speaking incoherently? I told you that I met Hong Zu. It's up to you to believe it or not. I'm going out now. I just came over to say hello and thank you. It's okay if you don't appreciate it!" Chen Jiu shook his head and was about to leave.
"Oh, then don't go first. Tell me how to look at the stone with your heart and I won't expose your scapegoat. How about that?" Little Dragon Blood suddenly stopped Chen Jiu.
"Look at the stone? Scapegoat? When did I lie to you? "Chen Jiu couldn't understand at all.
"Touch your back. You're carrying a scapegoat. How can you not know? You were fine when you went in, but you came out with a scapegoat. How can you say that your good fortune isn't a scapegoat? "Little Dragon Blood rolled his eyes and criticized Chen Jiu, not allowing him to quibble.
"What? There's a scapegoat on my back … "Chen Jiu was surprised. He checked it with his mind and immediately flew into a rage." Little Lazy, you little bastard. You're ruining my image. Do you want to die? "
"Oh, good person. You're the one who slapped me here. How can you blame me? Besides, you asked me to follow you. You didn't let me stay in front. Can't you let me stay in the back? "Little Lazy complained, feeling wronged.
"That's right, husband. I don't think carrying a scapegoat is ugly. In fact, it's quite good-looking!" Loy kindly went forward to persuade him and put in a good word for Little Lazy.
"It's not ugly? It's good-looking. Don't you dislike your husband's appearance? "Chen Jiu stared at Loy in surprise and disbelief.
"Husband, we like men only when they have inner qualities. We're not those superficial women. I think carrying a scapegoat can help you filter out those superficial vase women. What's wrong with that?" Loy kindly persuaded Chen Jiu. Anyway, she didn't want him to continue slapping the scapegoat.
"I'm afraid the latter part of your sentence is your real intention, right?" Chen Jiu seemed to understand and stared at her.
"It's good to have an extra scapegoat. Mom, we don't have enough bowls and chopsticks at home. It's not bad to have a special stove!" Qi Dasheng unknowingly also tried to persuade her.
"I …" Chen Jiu stuttered. He really couldn't be so overbearing as to sell the scapegoat!
Loy saw that Chen Jiu was still a little uncomfortable and immediately tried to persuade him again. "Husband, the person who truly likes you won't care about a scapegoat. Don't you even have this bit of confidence?"
"Alright, alright. I'll carry it then!" Chen Jiu thought about it and agreed. With his current achievements, so what if his figure was a little unrefined? Liu Luoguo had married a beautiful wife. He didn't believe that he was inferior to him.
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