Luo Yi was an extremely outstanding woman. This kind of woman had a common characteristic, and that was that if they were to hug something, then Feng Shan, who was in front of them, would suffer!
Right now, it was no exception. Luo Yi hugged the water monkey, and its head naturally stuck to Feng Shan in front of it. Furthermore, it couldn't help but have a look of intoxication and enjoyment. ¢,
Damn it, this thing belongs to me. How can an animal like it enjoy it? Chen Jiu cursed in his heart. How could he not be jealous? He wanted to comfort the water monkey. After all, he was only interested in its strength. He did not have deep feelings for it!
Chen Jiu could not stand it. He wanted to slap the water monkey away when he saw his woman being taken advantage of. However, he could not fall out with the water monkey.
Hmph, if you weren't an animal, I would have killed you long ago. Chen Jiu glared at the water monkey. He could not help but scold it, "Enough, monkey, you've grown up. You can't rely on your father anymore. You should stand up like a man and support the heavens!"
"Ma … Ma, but it's so comfortable to stay in daddy's arms like this!" the water monkey replied with its eyes wide open. It seemed to be yearning for this feeling.
"That's right, Chen Jiu. Why are you yelling? What's wrong with letting me hug the child?" Loy glared at the water monkey unhappily. She did not take it to heart.
"Yi 'er, if you spoil it like this, you'll destroy it!" Chen Jiu could not express his jealousy. He could only use other reasons to persuade her.
"What do you mean destroy it? What's wrong with me being close to the child?" However, Luo Yi ignored Chen Jiu and continued to hug the water monkey. She treated it as a small pet and was extremely intimate with it.
"Yi 'er, you're my wife. It's going to become a man in the future …" Chen Jiu gritted his teeth and hinted.
"What man? What right do you have to say that it's a man?" Luo Yi, on the other hand, did not blindly make Chen Jiu anxious.
"Eh, that's right. Monkey, are you a man or a woman?" When Chen Jiu heard this, he was also shocked. Just now, he was too focused on fighting and didn't pay attention to Monkey Head's gender.
"What is a man and a woman? I don't understand. "Water Monkey's face was full of confusion.
"This … The difference between men and women is between the legs. Do you have an extra piece or a seam?" Chen Jiu blushed and had to force himself to educate her.
"I don't know. Mommy, you can see for yourself!" The Water Monkey was straightforward. He directly raised his leg and opened it.
"This …" Chen Jiu hesitated and was a little embarrassed to look.
"Chen Jiu, as the monkey's mother, you should know its gender …" Loy giggled, taking pleasure in his misfortune.
"Okay, I'll see!" Chen Jiu had no choice. For the sake of his wife's innocence, he could only choose to do it. Wasn't it just taking a look? What was the big deal?
Chen Jiu was a little embarrassed. He came in front of the Water Monkey and looked at its fur. He really couldn't bear to touch it.
"Mommy, can you see it? Am I a man or a woman?" The Water Monkey couldn't wait to ask with his mind. As time passed, his communication with humans became smoother and smoother.
"I still have to take a look!" Chen Jiu couldn't back down. As an elder, he should educate the younger generation. He carefully reached out and started plucking the fur.
There were layers of fur, but there wasn't an extra piece. This made Chen Jiu feel a lot better. At least this wasn't a male monkey. He didn't take advantage of his wife!
"Chen Jiu, is it a female?" Loy didn't do it herself, but she could tell something from Chen Jiu's expression.
"Uhh, not necessarily. Even though there isn't that thing, there doesn't seem to be a seam!" Chen Jiu replied. He was also curious. Could it be that the monkey's gender hadn't been determined yet?
"How is that possible? Take a closer look. There isn't that thing. There must be a seam! "Loy was extremely curious despite her shyness.
"Let me take a look …" Chen Jiu looked carefully and shook his head in disappointment, "It really doesn't seem to be there!"
"How is that possible?" Loy couldn't believe it.
"Maybe there really isn't one. Yi 'er, don't forget that there are people among us who don't differentiate between genders!" Chen Jiu gradually understood. This might be a monkey demon, regardless of gender!
"Is that really the case?" Loy couldn't help but sympathize. Living beings were born with yin and yang. If they couldn't differentiate between yin and yang, they wouldn't be able to hold their heads up high for the rest of their lives.
"Daddy, mommy's making me want to pee …" At that moment, the water monkey's childish thought appeared, causing Loy to turn pale with joy.
"What? You know how to pee? Hurry up and pee for mommy and daddy to see … "Loy urged expectantly.
"Alright!" The Water Monkey was obedient and continued to pee. As it peed, a small crack appeared.
"There … there's a seam. It's definitely a female monkey!" Loy came to a conclusion on the spot. Her expression was firm.
"Cough cough … I didn't expect this monkey to be so good at hiding. It even fooled my Fiery Golden Eyes!" Chen Jiu had to admit the truth after taking a closer look.
"Chen Jiu, you've met so many women, yet you can't even tell the difference between a male and a female. We'll see how the sisters laugh at you when we get back!" Loy was very happy to see Chen Jiu in such a predicament.
"Hmph, would it pee if it wasn't for me?" Chen Jiu was unconvinced.
"Is it glorious?" Loy retorted. Chen Jiu was so embarrassed that he couldn't even find a hole to crawl into.
Just as Chen Jiu was considering whether or not he should find a hole to hide in, Luo Yi cried out in shock: "Ah, Chen Jiu, look, the urine that came out of the monkey is actually golden yellow, and the fragrance assails my nose, this doesn't seem to be ordinary urine!"
"This … this pee is amazing. I have to keep it!" Chen Jiu was also shocked. He kept the pee like it was a treasure.
"Chen Jiu, you didn't secretly drink monkey pee, did you?" Loy was very suspicious.
"What nonsense are you spouting? This isn't monkey pee, it's Supreme Treasure Liquid. Don't let it slip in the future!" Chen Jiu reprimanded. The smile on his face made one feel that something was amiss. Someone was definitely going to be unlucky.
No matter who was going to be unlucky, it definitely wouldn't be them. Loy wasn't worried. Instead, she suggested, "The exit is open. Shouldn't we go in and pay our respects to Master?"
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