There was once a peerless beauty in front of me, but I didn't have the ability to f * ck her. If the heavens give me another chance, I hope to f * ck her for ten thousand years!
Evil, Chen Jiu admitted that at this moment, he had a bit of evil taste. Putting himself in King Zhou's shoes and thinking about it, he really felt that it was very funny.
"What are you laughing at? Don't tell me you think that this is enough to make King Zhou collapse? "Yao Rao couldn't understand the man's schadenfreude at this time.
"Ah? Of course not, I also didn't laugh at anything! "Shaking his head, Chen Jiu was naturally embarrassed to say it out loud.
"No, you must be laughing at something, are you laughing at me?" Yao Ming started to have serious suspicions. She was now a loser, so naturally, she was especially sensitive.
"Why would I laugh at you? Miss Yao Rao, you think too much! "Chen Jiu hurriedly persuaded.
"Humph, you must think that I am very funny, I am very stupid, right? Do you still think that I am a complete idiot? " Yao Rao had indeed been holding back for several days. Thinking about the grievances she had suffered these days, she couldn't help but have her eyes filled with tears.
"Idiot? Yao Rao, what's wrong with you? Why would you suddenly think like that? I didn't think of you like that, and I am not laughing at you! "Chen Jiu vigorously denied.
"Then what kind of ridiculous thing are you thinking?" Yao Rao didn't believe him and asked. "Don't try to deceive me, I can see through it!"
"Yao Rao, if you really want to know, I can tell you, but you must not be angry!" Chen Jiu was in a difficult position, so he first reminded her.
"Are you still laughing at me?" Yao Rao clearly thought too much again.
"No, I just thought about it and thought that I was King Zhou. I thought that he was facing Yao Rao's peerless beauty, but he couldn't help but sigh!" Chen Jiu didn't hide it anymore.
"What kind of words could make you so happy?" Yao Rao really wanted to get to the bottom of this matter.
"This …" After hesitating for a moment, Chen Jiu said in a low voice, "If I were King Zhou of Heaven, I would definitely sigh like this. There was once a peerless beauty in front of me, but I didn't have the ability to f * ck her. If God gave me another chance, I would f * ck her for ten thousand years!"
"What? You pervert! "Sure enough, the moment Yao Yao heard these words, she was immediately embarrassed and angry.
"Yao Rao, I wasn't going to say it, but you insisted on listening. You can't blame me!" Chen Jiu said innocently. He had already expected this situation.
"Your Majesty, if I were you, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to smile at all. Instead, I would feel that I'm even more miserable than King Zhou of Heaven!" Suddenly, Yao Rao looked straight at Chen Jiu, as if she was hinting at something.
"Uh, I shouldn't laugh. Moreover, I should feel even more miserable than King Zhou of Heaven. It's really funny. Yao Rao, don't make fun of me!" Chen Jiu shook his head with a smile on his face. He didn't agree with Yao Rao.
"Your Majesty, why do I feel that you are laughing at yourself?" Yao Rao looked at Chen Jiu playfully and criticized him.
"Myself?" Chen Jiu instinctively avoided Yao Rao's bold gaze.
"Your Majesty, what do you think of Yao Rao?" Yao Rao continued to stroke her head coquettishly and made a very beautiful pose.
"Beautiful, gorgeous, seductive, excellent!" Chen Jiu praised Yao Rao with four words in one breath.
"Your Majesty, how do you think I am compared to Yao Rao?" Yao Rao asked gently like water.
"Although I haven't seen Yao Rao, your beauty is already top-notch. It's impossible for you to be more beautiful!" Chen Jiu shook his head and said with an infatuated expression.
"Since that is the case, why didn't you touch such a great beauty when she was placed in front of you? Could it be that you want to wait until it is too late for you to regret?" The seductive woman spoke in a shy manner. Undoubtedly, she was also extremely embarrassed.
"This … Yao Rao!" Chen Jiu was at a loss for words. He stared at Yao Rao. He was really somewhat speechless.
"Your Majesty, King Zhou of Heaven didn't have the ability to do it. Therefore, he could only regret it for ten thousand years and hope that Heaven would grant him another chance. But you are different. You obviously have such great ability, but you still don't do anything. Don't you feel that you are more incompetent than King Zhou of Heaven?"
"I'm incompetent? How am I incompetent? "Chen Jiu was a man. He naturally couldn't stand being looked down upon by others, especially by his female confidante.
"Your Majesty, don't tell me you still don't understand my feelings for you? Why don't you want me for so long? " Yao Rao looked earnestly at Chen Jiu. She couldn't understand. She was already like this. Any other man would be infatuated with her. But, he was still able to keep a distance from her. This was simply too strange.
"Yao Rao, I don't want you. That's because I'm taking responsibility for you!" Chen Jiu heaved a heavy sigh in the face of such a gaze. He didn't accept her goodwill.
"What responsibility? I think you are afraid of taking responsibility for me. That's why you still refuse to touch me, isn't it? You men just want to have a wife at home and indulge in debauchery outside, isn't it? "Yao Rao couldn't take it anymore and grumbled bitterly.
"Afraid of taking responsibility? Perhaps! " Chen Jiu didn't refute at this time. Because, in his opinion, Yao Rao was just an illusory image. He really couldn't take responsibility for her.
"You … You stinky man. It's really like this!" Yao Rao felt stifled. She really hated him. Could it be that this princess is worse than that Cai Die? You can take responsibility for her. Why can't you take responsibility for me?
Women in love all have simple IQ like idiots. No matter how intelligent Yao Rao was in the past, once she fell into the whirlpool of love, her IQ would drop by a lot.
"I'm sorry, Yao Rao. Isn't it good for us to be each other's bosom friends?" Chen Jiu quietly persuaded. "Sometimes, if you like each other, you don't have to be together!"
"Like each other? Then, Chen Jiu, am I your friend? "Yao Rao was absent-minded. Suddenly, she asked expectantly.
"Of course, you are my friend. Moreover, you are a very good friend!" Chen Jiu immediately nodded. He thought that Yao Rao had finally thought it through. Little did he know that there was still an embarrassing matter waiting for him.
"Then, your friend has a request. Will you help?" Yao Rao asked solemnly. Even her ears had turned red. No one knew what shameful thing she had thought of.
"Of course, I will help. I won't hesitate to go through boiling water and tread on fire!" Chen Jiu patted his chest heroically.
"I don't need you to go through boiling water. I also don't need you to tread on fire. It's just a small matter. Come over and help me!" Yao Rao shouted shyly.
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