"Oh my God, what kind of treasure is this? Why is its shape so strange? " Many guests were naturally looking forward to the Empty God's dish. At this time, seeing that they had finally started eating, everyone naturally gathered their energy and looked over.
This was just like a beautiful woman. Even if one couldn't eat her, it was still enjoyable to be able to watch her being eaten by others!
The round strip shape was placed in a circle very neatly. There was even a pointed one at the top, which looked very much like a person's poop roll.
"Sizzle …" When he first saw this thing, the Empty God also couldn't believe it. However, he instinctively sniffed it, and when a trace of the stench hit his face, his face turned green on the spot!
"Why is the shape of this thing so indecent? Is it really that delicious?" At this time, no one suspected that it was poop at all, because the Empty God was still immersed in it and shouting that it was delicious. Besides, no one could imagine that Chen Jiu would dare to serve the Empty God with poop.
"Chen Jiu, did you make a mistake?" The Empty God's face twitched. He decided to give Chen Jiu a chance to correct his mistake, because when he saw the Empty God eating so enthusiastically, he couldn't help but feel that there had to be a mistake.
"I …" At this time, Zhang Xinran was so scared that her head was covered in cold sweat. She was so afraid that she didn't dare to step forward. As the saying goes, being in the king's company is like being in the tiger's company. If she made a mistake, then who knew if Chen Jiu would flip out?
"A mistake?" Chen Jiu frowned, which scared Zhang Xinran so much that her legs turned to jelly and she sat on the ground. Then, he sneered and said, "How could there be a mistake? I've long heard that Lord Empty God likes to eat poop the most. In the past, you even went to the lower realm to eat poop. Today, you came to my wedding to look for poop. Shouldn't I order someone to remove it for you?"
"What? How dare you! "The Empty God was furious and suddenly stood up. His face was ashen, and he was about to flip out.
"Alright, Empty God, it's well-known that you like to eat shit. What else do you have to be shy about? Come, come, take a look. I've found over a hundred types of shit for you!" As Chen Jiu tried to persuade her, he waved his hand and lifted all the lids. The stench was overwhelming. Sure enough, the lids were filled with different kinds of feces.
"God, he's crazy. Is Chen Jiu crazy? He actually dared to invite Empty God to eat shit! " For a moment, everyone was extremely shocked. However, at this time, they were only shocked by Chen Jiu's madness. They did not think that he had any connection with that person from the Mortal World.
"You're courting death!" Kong Shen was furious and gnashed his teeth.
"That's right. I've found all the poop and I'm waiting for you to eat it. Don't be polite. Didn't you see your senior brother eating it so happily? Your family has a natural tradition of eating poop. You can't break it!" Chen Jiu tried his best to persuade him and used Kong Shen as an example. This made most people believe such absurd slander.
It couldn't be helped. At first, no one believed it. However, Kong Shen was indeed eating shit now. Moreover, he was eating it very vigorously, as if he was afraid that others would snatch it from him!
"Kong Shen, stop eating!" Looking at Kong Shen, Kong Shen really wanted to kill him now. Damn brat, you're not even looking at anything. What are you eating?
"Junior Brother, why aren't you eating something so delicious?" Kong Shen's head was now full of white meat. His attention was not on what was in front of him at all.
Therefore, focus was a very scary thing. If a person focused on another thing, the other things around him were likely to be ignored. Eating shit with relish seemed incredible, but it was very real!
Since ancient times on Earth, there had been cases of Guan Gong scraping bones while playing chess. Later, there was even a precedent of performing surgery while looking at meat. From this, it could be concluded that sometimes, focus could be a good drug to anesthetize humans.
"What's so good about eating shit!" Kong Shen reminded him in disgust. Now, he really did not want to recognize this senior brother.
"Junior Brother, don't joke around. Can shit be so delicious?" As Kong Shen spoke, he actually took another handful and put it into his mouth. He chewed it with relish.
"Gulp …" When everyone heard the sound of him swallowing, they could not help but feel their stomachs churn. They wanted to pour out all the delicious food that they had just eaten.
At the same time, everyone was certain that the Empty God Sect liked to eat sh * t!
"You bastard, wake up. You're eating shit so happily. Are you stupid?" Kong Shen could no longer hold it in. He waved his hand and slapped Kong Shen fiercely.
"Slap!" A loud slap rang out. Kong Shen was sent flying on the spot. His nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He was a little confused. "Junior Brother, why did you hit me?"
"Take a good look at what you're eating!" Kong Shen said impatiently. He really did not want to talk to him now. He could not afford to lose face.
"Oh, it stinks. What is this? Why is it so smelly? Where are my divine treasures? Why are they all spoiled? "Kong Shen could not understand. He widened his eyes and questioned Chen Jiu.
"It's not spoiled. It's just shit. Weren't you eating it so enthusiastically just now? Why aren't you eating it now?" Chen Jiu said innocently. He was so angry that Kong Shen was about to explode.
"You … You actually made me eat shit … Blergh!" Kong Shen's face was flushed red. He could feel the stench in his mouth and stomach. He could no longer hold it in. He clutched his stomach and vomited violently.
He had lost a lot of face. As the former dean, Kong Shen's appearance of eating shit had been seen by everyone. This had caused his remaining reputation to plummet. He would never be able to become a dean again.
"Chen Jiu, you've gone too far!" Kong Shen reprimanded Chen Jiu indignantly.
"Aiyo, Kong Shen, you're still being polite with me. Come, I'll feed you shit!" Chen Jiu lifted a plate of shit in the air and threw it directly at Kong Shen without the slightest hint of politeness.
"How arrogant!" Kong Shen's casual attack vaporized the plate of shit in the air. He was extremely domineering and overbearing.
"Kong Shen, look at you. You're not young anymore, yet you're still embarrassed. Let's just eat shit!" Chen Jiu lifted his hands and poured all the shit on the table at Kong Shen.
"Formless Emptiness!" Kong Shen gritted his teeth and opened his arms. A barrier suddenly appeared in front of him. It was a barrier that blocked the two of them. It was as if they were separated from each other, making it impossible for anyone to pass through.
"Kong Shen, take this. The shit is coming!" Chen Jiu's figure suddenly appeared in front of Kong Shen strangely. He held a jade plate and threw a plate of shit at Kong Shen's head.
"What? Why are you … "Before Kong Shen could finish speaking, he couldn't react in time and the plate of shit landed squarely on his face. This was extremely humiliating.
"If you like to eat shit, just eat it. Why do you insist on making me feed you? Aren't you being too shy?" Chen Jiu pressed the jade plate and rubbed it hard on Kong Shen's face. The stinky shit was completely poured on Kong Shen's face.
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