"Of course, do you think you are so clean? Don't forget that you just spat out a mouthful of phlegm. That killed the Wolf Shadow Sword! "Yan Zi reprimanded Chen Jiu, her face flushed red.
"Isn't it normal for a man to spit?" Chen Jiu felt wronged again.
"What do you mean by normal? I hate men with phlegm. How dirty is that?" Yan Zi said with disgust.
"Senior Sister, it seems like I have to explain it to you!" Chen Jiu did not want to be wronged, so he had to dispel Yan Zi's misunderstanding of phlegm.
"Alright, go ahead. Let's see what else you can come up with!" Yan Zi looked at Chen Jiu proudly. At this moment, she was no longer disgusted. Instead, she seemed to be enjoying this feeling and was looking forward to it.
"Eating, drinking, and defecating is unavoidable for everyone. Senior Sister, you can't object to this right?" Chen Jiu immediately started talking about his principles.
"En!" Yan Zi nodded her head shyly. Although she was extremely beautiful, she still needed to eat. She also needed to excrete regularly. This was also the fate of humans. Even beautiful women were no exception!
"Senior Sister, since you agree with defecating, then you should also understand that no matter how holy you are, you still have to pee, defecate, fart, and sweat, right?" Chen Jiu continued to ask.
"Can you not say it in such a vulgar manner!" Yan Zi rolled her eyes. She could not stand it anymore.
"What vulgar? Which normal person doesn't eat, drink, and defecate? Does Senior Sister think that it is vulgar and shameful for you to defecate? "Chen Jiu immediately reprimanded.
"I … I'm talking about phlegm, okay?" Yan Zi was angry. She really could not bear to talk about such a sensitive matter with a man.
"Alright, then let's talk about phlegm. A person's nose and mouth are outside, breathing in the essence of heaven and earth. It is inevitable that they will inhale some impurities. When these impurities accumulate, they form phlegm. Phlegm is a waste product of the human body. What's so disgusting about it if you spit it out?" Chen Jiu immediately explained with a straight face.
"Although you spat it out, can you guarantee that there's nothing left in your mouth? Who dares to kiss you when they think of your mouth full of phlegm? "Yan Zi still didn't agree, deliberately making things difficult for Chen Jiu.
"Senior Martial Sister, you're wrong. You can't possibly give up eating because of choking, right?" Chen Jiu scolded her seriously again.
"How did I stop eating because of choking?" Yan Zi asked with a puzzled look.
"Senior Sister, according to what you said, wouldn't the place where we pee down there be even dirtier?" Chen Jiu asked again.
"Of course, that place is naturally dirtier!" Yan Zi replied bashfully.
"Since it's so dirty, why do men and women in love still like to eat their private parts so much?" Chen Jiu boldly said something shocking again.
"What? You … What kind of filthy words are you spouting? Jiu Chen, don't you dare spout nonsense! "Yan Zi was so shocked that her face turned red. She couldn't accept it and kept scolding him.
"Senior Martial Sister, look at this book!" Chen Jiu then handed over a picture book. He thought it would be good to take the opportunity to teach her about love.
"What? This … What kind of evil book is this … "Yan Zi took it and curiously flipped through a few pages. The bold actions of the men and women in the book made Yan Zi so embarrassed that she couldn't accept it.
At the same time, seeing their actions, she felt as if a floodgate had opened in her heart. It was even more unbearable and she needed it more!
"Senior Sister, look carefully. This isn't some evil book. It's a very orthodox book. It came from our Magic God Institute!" Chen Jiu explained with a serious expression.
"What?" Yan Zi suddenly found the imprint of the Divine Magic Academy on it, but she couldn't accept it and rebuked, "How could the academy print such an unsightly book?"
"Senior Martial Sister, didn't you see what's written on it? This is a normal process of love! "Chen Jiu explained on behalf of Yan Zi, pointing at the book.
"Jiu Chen, what do you mean by showing this to me? Are you going to … "Yan Zi stared at Chen Jiu suspiciously and was very dissatisfied.
"Senior Martial Sister, don't misunderstand. Look at this picture. You women like to eat our men's big things. This is enough to show that some things are not as dirty as you think. What do you think?" Chen Jiu pointed at the picture and argued, "This is like spitting out phlegm. It won't stay dirty. Do you understand?"
"Hmph, you're so reasonable. Hurry up and put away your little book. I don't want to see it!" Yan Zi complained and turned her back, not daring to look at that picture again.
Her heart was beating wildly. Yan Zi was really afraid that she wouldn't be able to resist, so she had to stay away from this kind of thing and not give it a chance to poison her.
"Senior Martial Sister, are you still disgusted?" Chen Jiu took the opportunity to ask again.
"I won't be disgusted if you put it away!" Yan Zi shouted.
"Okay, okay, I'll put it away!" Chen Jiu didn't continue to tease her and put it away.
"Jiu Chen, don't look at that kind of thing in the future. Are you men all so perverted?" Yan Zi's complexion improved and she lectured Chen Jiu again.
"Senior Martial Sister, I was just looking at it out of curiosity. Actually, I don't need to look at these things. I understand!" Chen Jiu immediately explained.
"Then you're chasing me like that. Do you want to learn from the book?" Yan Zi's face was red with resentment.
"No, Senior Martial Sister, don't misunderstand. I can't even do it down there. I just want to have a pure relationship with you!" Chen Jiu promised with a serious face.
"Hmph, you wouldn't dare to treat me like that!" Yan Zi pouted and her complexion improved a lot. She didn't really object to Chen Jiu's proposal of a relationship.
"Senior Martial Sister, hurry up and count the money. How about we go out together tomorrow to guide the other courtyards to build the meal pond?" Under Chen Jiu's suggestion, the ambiguous entanglement between the two finally ended.
"Well, this money won't be spent, but a real master is still not easy to cultivate!" Yan Zi was happy but also worried.
"Don't worry, Senior Martial Sister. As long as I'm here, there's nothing I can't do!" Chen Jiu promised, patting his chest.
Since then, Chen Jiu had truly become the pillar of the Yanran Courtyard. Not only did he create an immeasurable amount of wealth for the Yanran Courtyard, but he also turned stone into gold and cultivated several extremely outstanding disciples!
With the flourishing development, the Yanran Courtyard ushered in its true golden age. Logically speaking, at this time, Yan Zi should be very busy. However, she was leisurely and happy recently, filled with endless sweetness.
Chen Jiu took care of everything in an orderly manner. Yan Zi didn't need to worry at all. This made her feel grateful and dependent on him!
Managing the courtyard was not Yan Zi's strong suit. Now, she didn't need to manage anything. She was with Chen Jiu every day. Although they didn't explicitly state their relationship, the sweetness of love had long drowned the two of them.
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