"What? How can I kiss you! "Yan Zi blushed when she heard his request. She could not agree.
"Senior Sister, don't think too much. In this world, an older brother can kiss his younger sister, an older sister can kiss her younger brother, a mother can kiss her son, and a father can kiss his daughter. Isn't that the same as kissing?" Chen Jiu tried to reason with her in order to take advantage of her.
"This … Do you really want me to kiss you?" Yan Zi stared at Chen Jiu. She seemed to have agreed.
"Of course. If Senior Sister can kiss me, I will be full of energy!" Chen Jiu was full of anticipation.
"Alright, since you're willing to risk your life to save me, I can give you a kiss. But you're not allowed to think too much, and you're not allowed to push your luck. Do you understand?" Yan Zi was moved, and she actually agreed shyly.
"Senior Sister, don't worry. I am right here. You can kiss me however you want. I will not resist!" Chen Jiu was so happy that he was about to go crazy, but he still suppressed it. He closed his eyes slightly and pouted, waiting to accept the results of his pursuit over the past few days.
"Pop!" Suddenly, there was a soft sound. The expected kiss did not happen. He only felt a trace of softness on his face. Then, he immediately separated.
"Senior Sister, why did you only kiss my face?" Chen Jiu understood. He immediately widened his eyes in dissatisfaction.
"What's wrong with kissing your face? Have you ever seen relatives kiss each other? " Yan Zi spat fiercely. She was so embarrassed that she almost died. How could she casually kiss a man?
"I …" Chen Jiu was sullen. He was speechless.
"Alright, don't be angry. Are you okay?" Yan Zi comforted Chen Jiu and hugged him. She was still worried. "You are about to die, but you still don't forget to be naughty. You men are really naughty!"
"My bones are broken, but my tendons are still connected. Don't worry, I will recover in a while!" Chen Jiu explained, showing Yan Zi his strong recovery ability.
In fact, from the beginning to the end, Chen Jiu was completely fine. He was just putting on an act. As his flesh wriggled, he recovered at an extremely fast speed!
"Jiu Chen, how is your recovery ability so strong?" Yan Zi could not help but widen her eyes in shock.
"If I didn't rely on this recovery ability, I would have died many times!" Chen Jiu did not explain directly. He only faintly showed that he was miserable.
"Jiu Chen, don't worry. The Yanran Courtyard will protect you from now on!" Yan Zi said with heartache and did not ask anymore.
"Senior Sister, let's eat the dragon-snake meat!" Chen Jiu got up and began to tidy up the dragon-snake body next to him.
Although it had been chopped into pieces and lost a lot of its essence, it was still not a problem to find a few pieces of intact meat. This was because this Earth Dragon Snake was too big!
"Sizzle …" After a while, the meat was roasted over a fire. The delicious smell made people drool and yearn for it.
"Senior Sister, don't be in a daze. Come and eat!" Chen Jiu waved his hand and beckoned to Yan Zi.
"I don't dare to eat. You eat first!" Yan Zi modestly declined.
"Oh? Why don't you dare to eat? I will eat it for you. This Dragon Snake meat is very delicious! " Chen Jiu then picked up the Dragon Snake meat that was brown on the outside and yellow on the inside and put it into his mouth. His stomach was full of fragrance. "Wow, it melts in my mouth. It is tender and crispy. It is so delicious!"
"Is it? Jiu Chen, is poop really that delicious? "Yan Zi's lips curled up as she suddenly asked.
"Delicious, of course it is …" Chen Jiu replied. He quickly reacted and glared at her. "Senior Sister, what did you say? Poop? How can you say that I eat poop? "
"Jiu Chen, I didn't say that. Do you remember that you just told me that this snake head is a pile of poop?" Yan Zi immediately became serious and imitated Chen Jiu's tone to explain.
"I …" Chen Jiu really couldn't deny it. He could only roll his eyes and say, "Senior Sister, you have learned bad things now. You actually schemed against me!"
"That can't be helped. You learn from others. How can I learn from a bad guy like you all day long?" Yan Zi said matter-of-factly, as if one was marked by the company one kept, one was marked by the company he kept.
"Forget it. As the saying goes, only women and villains are difficult to raise. I won't argue with you women. Even if it is poop, I will eat it. If you don't like it, you can just look at it." Chen Jiu was thick-skinned and didn't want to be teased.
"What? You really ate it … "Yan Zi widened her eyes and was speechless. This guy ate until his mouth was covered in oil. She really envied him.
"Senior Sister, come, have a piece!" Chen Jiu naturally didn't want to eat alone. He timely handed over a piece.
"I don't eat poop!" Yan Zi pouted. She refused against her will.
"Senior Sister, how about this? I will let you chew it. Then it won't be poop. How about that?" Chen Jiu quickly proposed a new idea.
"Do you think that is a divine mouth? I don't want it. Don't be disgusting! "Yan Zi was even more embarrassed when she thought of eating something that came out of his mouth.
"Senior Sister, are you going to say that the thing in my mouth is more disgusting than poop?" Chen Jiu immediately became unhappy.
"That's right!" Yan Zi deliberately wanted to annoy him. She suddenly grabbed the piece of meat in Chen Jiu's hand and said, "I would rather eat poop than eat the meat in your mouth!"
"Senior Sister, you can't be so sarcastic!" Chen Jiu's face was bitter. He was drooping like a bitter gourd.
"Tsk tsk, this poop is really delicious!" Yan Zi was reluctant at first, but now she couldn't stop eating once she tasted the fragrance.
Especially when she saw Chen Jiu's sullen look, Yan Zi ate with relish. Her whole body was incomparably timid!
From the initial acquaintance to the current wanton banter, the relationship between the two had unknowingly developed by leaps and bounds.
After fooling around for a while, the snake dragon meat was finished. Chen Jiu finally found a chance and said again, "Senior Sister, you see that the poop is finished. Do you want me to give you some more?"
"Okay!" Yan Zi thought he was going to roast more. She completely didn't expect him to be so shameless.
"Senior Sister, lie down. I will directly give you the poop in your mouth. This will save me the trouble!" Chen Jiu said as he unbuttoned his pants. He looked as if he was really going to take a dump. It was shameless.
"You … Stop it right now, you're really pooping!" At this moment, Yanzi realized something and her face was filled with anger.
"Yes, Senior Sister likes to eat poop so much. Shouldn't I give you more?" Chen Jiu smiled kindly.
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