"Once upon a time, there was a strange world where the people who chopped firewood were all women. One of the women who chopped firewood picked up a machete that looked good. Unfortunately, after trying it a few times, she found that the machete looked good but was useless, so she threw it away!" Chen Jiu didn't beat around the bush and directly began to tell the story that he had made up.
"What happened after that?" Shui Runer had just listened to the beginning of the story and was also confused.
"Later, this machete was picked up by another woman, but she didn't think that the machete was dull. She took it home and carefully polished and cultivated it. She had been using it for a lifetime. In the end, she couldn't bear to bury it, so she put it back in its original position!" Chen Jiu continued, "Another woman picked it up and found that the machete was quite useful, so she took it home and used it. Although the machete was sometimes dull, she didn't dislike it and polished it herself. Just like that, a lifetime passed …"
"Chen Jiu, don't tell me you're going to tell the story of the woman chopping firewood until it's dark?" After listening for a while, Shui Runer couldn't help but feel a little confused.
"Of course not!" Chen Jiu smiled slightly and finally changed the topic, "This machete has been passed down from generation to generation. After being polished and used by countless women, it has become sharp and has become a real magical weapon!"
"Under the painstaking polishing of countless people, it should be able to shine!" Shui Runer had no objection to this.
"Since it has become a magical weapon, it will be sought after by everyone. At an auction, this machete was bought by a woman with all her wealth. Suddenly, she found that the machete was very familiar. Do you know why?" Chen Jiu couldn't help but ask while explaining.
"Uh? Don't tell me that this woman is actually the first woman? "Shui Runer was not a fool. She was smart and quickly guessed the key point.
"Yes, Runer, you're very smart. This woman was successful in cultivation and lived for countless years. She used the wealth that she had accumulated over the years to exchange for a broken machete that she had once discarded. After she found out, she regretted it and cried for three days and three nights. After that, she guarded the machete day and night. She was reluctant to let it go until she died of old age!" Chen Jiu finally said in a low voice.
"She should be happy that she got it back after losing it, right?" Shui Runer obviously couldn't understand at once.
"Run 'er, if I were to give you a knife, would you prefer a sharp one or a dull one?" Chen Jiu asked solemnly.
"Me? Of course, I want a sharper one. Who would want a dull saber? "Shui Runer directly gave the answer, not understanding the reason behind it.
"Runer, since you've made your choice, you shouldn't be angry anymore, right?" Chen Jiu then smiled slightly.
"Uh? What does this machete have to do with you? Why shouldn't I be angry anymore? "Shui Runer still didn't understand and needed Chen Jiu to explain in detail.
"Run-er, a man is like a dull sword. If you don't polish it, you'll always be a boy. You won't show off your sharpness and won't please women. Only when you've been polished by women will you grow up and become more charming. At this time, you'll be more attractive to women!" Chen Jiu explained seriously, "Maybe the woman who looked down on this boy in the past will find that he is so dazzling and unattainable after he has been polished by many women over the years. Even if she has to give up everything, she is willing to be with him for the rest of her life!"
"Chen Jiu, are you trying to say that you are the dull machete, I am the first woman, and Huo Que'r is the process of polishing you?" Shui Runer suddenly understood and finally understood.
"Runer, I don't want you to regret it in the future, so I told you this story!" Chen Jiu nodded and pulled Shui Runer's small jade hand to his crotch and said, "If you don't believe me, you can feel it. This place has been polished by Huo Que'r until it is sharp enough. If you want, I will definitely make you beautiful!"
"What? This … you scoundrel … "Shui Runer carefully felt the strength of his crotch and suddenly blushed with embarrassment.
"Runer, if I were you, I would definitely not be angry. Huo Que'r is just a polishing stone, helping you polish your man. Not only should you not hate her, but you should also thank her. You directly received a sharp machete. Isn't this much better than receiving a dull machete?" Chen Jiu continued to persuade her.
"Pfft … you're the only one who knows how to talk!" Finally, Shui Runer stopped crying and smiled. It was an invisible acknowledgment of Chen Jiu's words.
"Runer, can you forgive me?" Chen Jiu struck while the iron was hot and continued to beg.
"Scoundrel, you have already said so. If I still don't forgive you, won't I become a silly woman?" Shui Runer pouted coquettishly and snuggled up to Chen Jiu, undoubtedly enjoying it very much.
"Runer, I want to kiss you!" As Chen Jiu spoke, seeing that the beauty did not object, he immediately kissed her. That was their love for each other.
After entangling for a while, the two separated while panting. Thousands of feelings were expressed in it.
"Hubby, I'm sorry!" Looking at Chen Jiu shyly, Shui Runer immediately apologized.
"No, you didn't do anything wrong to me. I did something wrong. I should give you an explanation!" Chen Jiu shook his head and took all the blame.
"Hubby, you're poking me!" Shui Runer felt comfortable and could not help but rebuke.
"Runer, I want to go in. Can I?" Chen Jiu immediately said evilly.
"What? You … you want to get her? How can you do that in this Water Deities Courtyard? "Shui Runer was not as bold as Huo Que'r and was very nervous.
"Runer, don't you want to give it to me?" Chen Jiu was a little disappointed.
"No, hubby, it's not that I don't want to give it to you. It's just that it's too embarrassing here. If mother finds out, you'll be in big trouble!" Shui Runer hugged Chen Jiu tightly, full of concern.
"Oh, so that's the reason!" Chen Jiu heaved a sigh of relief and could not help but remind Shui Runer, "Runer, Que'er has improved a lot with me. She's waiting outside to teach you a lesson and become the first wife. Don't blame me for not reminding you. If you don't give it to me now and get bullied by her when you go out, then don't blame me!"
"What? That little slut is too outrageous. No, since she has improved her strength, I can't leave her behind! " Shui Runer instantly made up her mind. Looking at Chen Jiu, she pleaded, "Hubby, take me!"
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