Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation Generally speaking, when chasing a girl, the method used was nothing more than offering her flowers and treasures.
But in the end, this was also a method. It was a method that men used to please women. Most men approached women with premeditated plans. Premeditated plans were not necessarily a bad thing. As long as the man truly liked her and did not go against her absolute will, then no matter what methods he used, it was harmless and understandable.
Chen Jiu pretended to be pitiful to gain sympathy, but it was also a ploy. It was no different from offering flowers to please her, so he did not need to feel guilty!
Targeting different women required different tactics. As Chen Jiu came into contact with more and more women, he had gradually grown from a loafer who would blush whenever he saw a woman to a veteran in the field of love. It was just like how some men could easily fascinate a woman, but there were also some men who were still single even if they tried their best. It seemed simple, but in fact, it required a lot of knowledge.
"Really, Xing Chen, are you really willing to help me wash?" Chen Jiu's eyes were filled with anticipation. If a beauty helped him wash, it would be equivalent to her helping him rub his balls. This feeling of glory was enough to make a loser go crazy.
"Yes, I'll help you. Stand properly!" Meng Xingchen looked at Chen Jiu's surprised, expectant, and excited expression. She felt a little proud. No matter if it was a man or a woman, being acknowledged was a kind of happiness in itself!
"Xing Chen, hurry up and come over!" Chen Jiu turned his body and faced Meng Xingchen directly. Looking at her big eyes, high nose, delicate lips, and her mysterious aura, he felt an indescribable excitement.
"Chen Jiu, you'd better turn around. It's too embarrassing to look at you like this!" Meng Xingchen grabbed the corner of her clothes and pursed her beautiful lips. She was extremely embarrassed.
"Alright, whatever you say!" Chen Jiu naturally had no objections. As long as he could enjoy himself, he was fine with anything.
Seeing that Chen Jiu had finally turned around, Meng Xingchen felt a little better. Her jade-like hands were trembling slightly. She stretched out her jade-like arms and hugged Chen Jiu from behind. Then, she reached out slightly towards the water.
This position was very intimate. The two of them were getting closer and closer to each other. In the end, Meng Xingchen felt that her face was almost touching Chen Jiu's!
Bang! Finally, Meng Xingchen touched a scorching hard object. She could instantly sense that this was her target. Therefore, she carefully grasped it. Suddenly, she was slightly shocked because she realized that it was really thick. She couldn't hold it with one hand. In order to alleviate her embarrassment, she asked very innocently, "Chen Jiu, why is it so hot?"
"Pfft …" When Chen Jiu heard this, he choked on his laughter. He sighed inwardly at how pure this chick was. Then, he said seriously, "Xingchen, there's a lot of blood energy there. Of course, the temperature is high. The hotter it is, the more comfortable it will be when I do it with you women!"
"What do you mean by that? Chen Jiu, did you have a lot of women in the past?" Meng Xingchen couldn't help but feel a little disappointed in her embarrassment.
"I did have a few wives. Don't worry, you women will definitely be able to handle this thing. It will definitely make you feel like you're in heaven!" Chen Jiu didn't hide this matter. If he did, it would be equivalent to cheating someone's feelings.
If they were on Earth, the moment he said this, the woman would probably leave. Otherwise, it would mean that he had other intentions. Fortunately, polygamy was allowed in the World of Gods, so it wasn't that difficult to accept it!
"You … You already have so many wives. Then why are you still chasing me?" Meng Xingchen couldn't help but feel angry. She threw away the big thing in her hand and scolded, "Liar, you're not injured at all. You're thinking of ways to take advantage of me. You're really not a good person!"
"Xing Chen, 80% of my bones are really broken. I swear!" Chen Jiu explained solemnly.
"Really? Then why is it still so hard down there? "Meng Xingchen couldn't understand.
"Sigh, Xing Chen, should I laugh at you for being stupid, or should I say that you're naive? We men don't have any bones here. Don't you know that?" Chen Jiu shook his head and smiled helplessly.
"If you don't have any bones, then how can it be so hard?" Meng Xingchen shook her head, her big eyes sparkling in disbelief.
"That is our exuberant blood Qi. This is the best method of verification that the heavens have given to women. The harder we men are, the more exuberant our blood Qi is, and the stronger our descendants will be. This is extremely beneficial to the reproduction of humans. Don't you know this?" Chen Jiu explained tirelessly.
"Stop bragging. I don't believe you!" Meng Xingchen complained with a red face.
"If you don't believe me, you can touch me again. If there are any bones inside, I'll give up my surname!" Chen Jiu requested confidently.
"Fine, I'll touch you. Do you think I don't dare to touch you?" Meng Xingchen didn't believe in heresy. She reached out her hand and touched it again. An indescribable feeling appeared in her heart. She couldn't explain it clearly, and it was very strange.
Although it was very hard, it was easy to tell if there were any bones inside. After a few pinches, Chen Jiu couldn't help but feel satisfied. Meng Xingchen's heart was pounding violently. It's so big and so thick. How did it grow? It's too scary!
Although Meng Xingchen wasn't very knowledgeable about human affairs, she still knew the last step of the union between a man and a woman. Holding it, she faintly imagined that the woman would be taken over by it in the end. She couldn't help but feel scared. Suddenly, she let go of her hand and said, "You really don't have any bones. Fortunately, you didn't lie to me. Otherwise, I wouldn't talk to you anymore!"
"Xing Chen, as your brother, how could I lie to you?" Chen Jiu said righteously, "My love for you is obvious to the world!"
"Sweet words. If you love me, then what about your previous wife?" Meng Xingchen complained unhappily.
"Of course, we'll live together. It'll be great if our family lives happily together!" Chen Jiu said matter-of-factly.
"Go to hell. You're just a lowly peasant. How dare you want me to be your concubine? Don't be delusional!" Meng Xingchen spat angrily.
"Then what do you think we should do? Xing Chen, I can't live without you! "Chen Jiu couldn't help but plead.
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