"Chen Jiu, your mother-in-law likes you!" Shangguan Zheng suddenly said to Chen Jiu unhappily.
"What? My mother … Father, please don't joke with me, okay? "Chen Jiu was so scared that he fell to the ground and replied in shock.
"I'm not joking with you. Zhi Ruo's mother really likes you!" Shangguan Zheng stared at Chen Jiu and questioned him again.
"Dad, are you still asleep? Or am I still asleep? Why don't we go back and sleep again?" Chen Jiu felt a headache coming on and his forehead was sweating profusely. He could not bear such words.
"Sleep? I'm telling you the truth. Why don't you believe me? "Shangguan Zheng was a little unhappy and said again.
"Father, then what do you mean? You don't want me to sleep with your wife, do you? "Chen Jiu was numb. What did his father-in-law mean? Did he want to be a pimp?
"Sleep my ass, you damn thing. Do you really want to sleep with your mother?" Shangguan Zheng was so angry that he scolded him on the spot.
"She's not my mother!" Chen Jiu corrected him seriously.
"That's enough. She's my mother, okay?" Shangguan Zheng was so angry that he couldn't help but say, "Chen Jiu, don't be so proud. Qing 'er likes you because she likes you because you're strong in that area. In fact, her heart is still with me!"
"So, father, you're not good in that area? So you want me to secretly satisfy your wife? " Chen Jiu then guessed, "Although it's not difficult for me, she's Zhi Ruo's mother. How can I do something so unscrupulous and immoral?"
"Oh? Chen Jiu, I won't be angry if you don't do it! "Shangguan Zheng was very angry when he heard Chen Jiu's words, but he still decided to give it a try.
"Sir, although your wife is quite pretty, I think you should find someone else. Zhi Ruo is more than enough for me!" Chen Jiu explained. He felt that it was awkward to call them father and mother, so he directly called them Dean, because he couldn't stand that kind of messing up the rules.
"Good boy, I really didn't misjudge you!" After this test, Shangguan Zheng was elated and happy again.
"Dad, you'd better not tell me about this kind of thing in the future!" Chen Jiu finally let out a long sigh of relief.
"Chen Jiu, don't worry. We're not done yet!" Shangguan Zheng then looked at Chen Jiu and asked, "You have so many wives. Can you handle it?"
"Of course, not to mention the few of them, even if there are tens, hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands of them, I will still make them obedient without any temper!" When it came to this kind of thing, men liked to boast. Although Chen Jiu wasn't boasting, in Shangguan Zheng's eyes, it was so.
In any case, there was no doubt that Chen Jiu was very capable in this aspect. Shangguan Zheng couldn't help but ask, "You're so capable. Did you take any medicine?"
"What? Taking medicine? That kind of thing is really shameful. How could I take medicine? "Chen Jiu shook his head and firmly denied it.
"Oh, so you were born with it?" Shangguan Zheng inquired again.
"Of course I was born with it!" Chen Jiu naturally wouldn't tell the secret of the Nine-Five Supreme Skill.
"If that's the case, then your father has been a little powerless recently. Do you think there's a way to help me?" Although he was a little embarrassed, seeing that Chen Jiu didn't understand his intention for a long time, Shangguan Zheng couldn't help but take the initiative to ask.
"Uh? You really can't? You can't even handle a woman? "Chen Jiu stared at Shangguan Zheng in surprise, which made him feel even more ashamed.
"Chen Jiu, of course I'm not that useless. But you have to know that as the dean, I have a high position and power. Although I only have one official wife, there are so many students and teachers. I can play with whoever I want. The number of affairs I have is simply too many to count!" Shangguan Zheng naturally didn't want to be looked down upon. He immediately boasted, "Actually, to be honest, the number of women I've played with is probably more than the number of women you've seen!"
"F * ck, so you're a dean with a human face but a beast's heart. I hate people like you the most!" Chen Jiu heard this and immediately became hostile. Was it easy for people to send their daughters to study? You're a dean from a rich family. Don't you feel ashamed to face all the parents in the world?
"Uh, this is a misunderstanding. It's a big misunderstanding!" Seeing that Chen Jiu actually rejected him, Shangguan Zheng immediately explained, "Chen Jiu, don't worry. In fact, there aren't so many. Besides, I didn't force anyone to have sex with me. Those women took the initiative to come to me. You say, as a man, it's normal that I can't stand the seduction of women!"
"Really, they really took the initiative. You didn't force them?" Chen Jiu asked seriously.
"Of course, I dare to swear that these things at most can be considered as my willpower not being strong. It's far from moral corruption!" Shangguan Zheng sweated profusely and was extremely nervous at this moment.
"Oh, so you mean, you want me to help you restore your masculinity and let you continue to be a playboy?" Chen Jiu gradually understood.
"Sigh, I'm old. I don't want to think about that anymore. As long as you help me and let me be able to deal with my wife, it's fine. I'm really not interested in these women now!" Shangguan Zheng pleaded again, "If you like them, then take them. After being entangled by them for so many years, my body is hollowed out. They don't love me at all. It's just a demand for benefits. I've seen through it!"
"Then you're sincerely repentant? In fact, it's not difficult to get rid of them! "Chen Jiu thought and quickly came up with an idea.
"Of course, I'm willing to sincerely repent. In the future, I'll definitely cut off all ties with these little seductresses. I'll only be good to your mother!" Shangguan Zheng vowed solemnly, patting his chest and promising.
"I hope you'll do as you say. Don't let my mother down!" Chen Jiu sighed. He really didn't know what else to say.
"Chen Jiu, do you have a way to restore my masculinity and restore the power of the past?" Shangguan Zheng couldn't help but ask what he was most concerned about.
"Of course, this is not a problem for me!" Chen Jiu promised, which made Shangguan Zheng overjoyed.
"Chen Jiu, you're really my good son-in-law. I really want to kiss you now!" Shangguan Zheng was extremely excited. "As long as you help me cure my illness, all those women are yours to play with. I'll let my daughter not care about you!"
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