In the dilapidated Universal Hall, the Son of Heaven and Earth sullenly told Monkey Qi about his predicament. Although he was known as the Son of Heaven, he still needed to talk to others. (,,)
"My lord, you have found the right person to look for me!" Hou Qi said excitedly. He was willing to sacrifice his life for Tian Zi.
"Oh? Do you have a way to help me? "Tian Zi couldn't help but be pleasantly surprised.
"Of course, I can help you. But my lord, I'm afraid you won't be able to accept my method!" Hou Qi said awkwardly.
"Tell me, if this method is really the best of both worlds, I can naturally accept it!" Tian Zi couldn't wait any longer.
"My lord, I can't find a woman for you, but I can help you solve your problem down there!" Hou Qi couldn't help but give Tian Zi an ambiguous look, which almost disgusted him to death.
"What? Hou Qi, what do you mean? Are you going to be gay with me? " Tian Zi wasn't a fool. After he understood, he immediately took a step back and stared at Hou Qi with disgust.
"My lord, I'm not gay. That's too unpleasant to hear. I'm just willing to serve you and help you get rid of your discomfort. It's that simple!" Hou Qi quickly explained.
"That won't do. You're a man. If I let you do that for me, how can I go out and meet people in the future?" Tian Zi shook his head and refused.
"My lord, if you don't want to find a woman, then I'm not a woman. This doesn't go against your principles!" Hou Qi said earnestly.
"But I didn't say I want to find a man!" Tian Zi roared in dissatisfaction. He felt that this guy was crazy. If Hou Qi didn't agree with him, he would've killed him with a slap.
"If you don't find a woman, then you can only find a man. Otherwise, are you going to find a conch horse?" Hou Qi replied helplessly.
"What? You dare to ask me to find a beast? Are you courting death? "Tian Zi couldn't accept it.
"My lord, please calm down. I didn't mean it that way!" Hou Qi hurriedly explained, "This subordinate is loyal and devoted to Milord. Doing such a thing is also to relieve Milord's worries. Milord, you can rest assured that Hou Qi will definitely not mention this matter to anyone else. Otherwise, may I be struck by lightning!"
"That won't do. You are a man. How can I let you serve me!" Tian Zi still refused and refused to compromise.
"My Lord, if that's the case, then you can only hold it in by yourself!" Hou Qi helplessly expressed his helplessness.
"Don't tell me … don't tell me there's no other way?" Tian Zi stared at Hou Qi and asked again.
"No, my Lord. Even if I let you bite down there, you won't be able to reach it, right? Besides, if you bite yourself there, even if you don't say that it's disgusting, you won't be able to feel it, right? "At this moment, Monkey Qi just didn't want to tell Tian Zi that men could actually masturbate to their heart's content.
"This …" Lowering his head, Tian Zi felt nauseous at the thought of biting down there. He couldn't accept it.
"My Lord, this subordinate is a little ugly. However, my skin is very white. If you come from behind, this subordinate will look like a woman!" Hou Qi couldn't wait any longer. So, he immediately volunteered himself to be the best.
"Shut up, Hou Qi. Do you really think that I'm worse than a beast?" Tian Zi reprimanded, his face full of anger.
"My Lord, aren't you?" Hou Qi's reply was unexpected. He actually dared to contradict Tian Zi.
"You … How dare you!" Tian Zi was immediately enraged.
"My Lord, am I the bold one or are you the bold one? If I say something unpleasant, please don't be angry!" Hou Qi didn't know where his courage came from. He then said with conviction, "You can even sleep with your own mother. In this world, is there anything that you can't do?"
"What? You … How do you know that I Qing Yue! "Tian Zi was shocked. He clenched his teeth and his face was full of shame.
Even if Tian Zi wasn't afraid of anything, he didn't dare to make the idea of Qing Yue public. Now, he could only use his identity as a Bi Luo to ask for it. Now that someone knew his biggest secret, his eyes were full of killing intent. He wanted to silence this person!
"My Lord, do you want to kill me? I advise you not to, because once I die, your matter will spread in the Holy Land within three days! "Hou Qi continued to speak without fear.
"You dare to threaten me?" Tian Zi's face became gloomier.
"My Lord, although I have a rotten life, I know how to cherish it!" Hou Qi continued, "I like you, my Lord, so I will always be by your side. Actually, I won't hide it from you. My cultivation is not much weaker than yours!"
"You like me? And your cultivation is only a little weaker than mine? "Tian Zi stared at Hou Qi, as if he had heard the biggest joke of the century.
"My Lord? You don't believe me? Then you can try to hit me with your full strength! "Hou Qi immediately asked.
"Oh? You said it yourself. If you die now, don't blame me for being ruthless! " Tian Zi was full of anger. He attacked as soon as he said he would. A sharp palm, like a divine weapon, cracked space and time, and no Dao existed.
"Star Absorbing Divine Skill!" As Monkey Qi roared, he blasted out with his palm. The wind from his palm was like a black hole, capable of absorbing everything in its path.
"Bang!" Although Hou Qi was pushed back, he was not injured at all.
"Uh, what kind of strange skill is this? It's so strange!" Tian Zi couldn't help but stop and stare at Hou Qi, as if he had discovered a new continent.
"My Lord, I won't hide it from you. This is a fortuitous encounter of mine, the Star Absorbing Divine Skill. Not only can it absorb other people's Dharmic powers, it can also assimilate all kinds of Origin Qi, making the Origin Qi in one's body compatible with one's attributes!" Hou Qi then proudly reminded Tian Zi, "You have too many skills in your body now. If you can get my Star Absorbing Divine Skill, you will definitely be able to reach the peak of Universe Realm, and even become a legend!"
"What? Why didn't you give me such a good skill earlier? "Tian Zi was angry and he fiercely reprimanded.
"My Lord, Hou Qi likes you. Please give me a chance to serve you, okay?" Hou Qi put forward a condition, which was no doubt that he wanted to do something intimate with Tian Zi.
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