One week later.
As soon as Jerry entered the classroom, he saw that Tom's face had become like a dead fish. He quickly asked what happened. Someone around him immediately laughed and said, "Tom went to see his arrogant girl. Her ass was indeed arrogant, but the problem was that she wasn't a girl, but a man!"
"That's right. If Tom didn't escape quickly, his anus would have been gone!" Another person laughed and said.
"It's not my fault. It's because the photo was too blurry. The photo looked like a girl. How did it turn into a guy?" Tom sighed and said.
"Then don't use QQ in the future. There are too many scammers there!" Jerry said.
"That won't do. I was careless this time. Next time, I will definitely look at the photo before looking for someone!" Tom said quickly.
Although the operation failed this time, it proved that QQ could indeed develop relationships offline. It was just that he was unlucky and happened to meet a gay. He definitely wouldn't be so unlucky next time!
"Right, what about you? Do you still think that MSN is more fun? Why don't you go back to MSN? "Tom rolled his eyes and said with a smile.
"I'm not going back!" Jerry refused very straightforwardly. I will stay on QQ for the rest of my life. I won't go anywhere!
"Why?" Tom asked curiously. "I told you about the various benefits of QQ, but you didn't come. Why did you change your mind now?"
"Tsk, if I knew that QQ had the function of QQ Space, I would never touch MSN!" Jerry shook his head.
"QQ Space. You actually use QQ Space. That kind of text-sending thing is pretty good!" Tom asked in surprise.
"In fact, in addition to text-sending, you can also send pictures. Although you can only send one picture a day, and the upload speed is very slow, I can send pictures of me playing football. Especially the picture of me winning the weekly championship. It attracted hundreds of people to like it!" Jerry said excitedly, "And a girl took the initiative to add me as a friend. She wanted me to teach her how to play football!"
"And then?" The people around suddenly became interested.
"Then, the day before yesterday, I went to her community to look for her. I taught her how to play football and showed her my muscles. That was my powerful charging ability!" Jerry said proudly. "She worships me so much!"
"And then?"
"After that, she asked me if I could be her boyfriend and protect her, so she became my girlfriend now. We were in bed the whole day yesterday. I used my strong charging ability to make her unable to get out of bed until this morning, so I had no choice but to help her apply for leave at the last minute. I even had to pay for an extra night's hotel bill. What a loss!!"
"F * ck …" The surrounding people were immediately jealous. Of course, there were also people who immediately said that Jerry was bragging and there was no such thing.
Tom, in particular, was so sore that he was about to fly.
"After you go home, go to my space and have a look. There's a photo of me and my girlfriend in the bathroom of the hotel!" Jerry said in a proud tone. When everyone returned home, they immediately opened Jerry's QQ space.
Although the QQ space was opened very slowly, especially that picture, which took a full minute to read. But Jerry didn't lie. It was indeed a photo of Jerry and a woman in the washroom. They were facing the mirror in the washroom and taking a picture with a handheld digital camera.
The most abominable thing was that this girl was actually very beautiful. Countless students who saw this photo cried out in pain.
So, the next day, Jerry replaced Tom and became the center of all the students. They all asked Jerry to teach them how to find a girlfriend through the QQ space.
"First, you have to open your own QQ space."
"Then, you have to find the most handsome photo of you and put it in the space. Then add a paragraph of text implicitly explaining your advantages and your birth state."
"Right, the most important thing is to set the QQ space to a state where strangers can search and enter. Otherwise, there won't be so many girls who can see you!"
Jerry completely inspired the students in the class to open their QQ space. Later, Jerry also created a group and added everyone in the class. He was the group leader and used QQ better than Tom.
At the same time, everyone began to compare whose QQ space had more likes. At the same time, they studied how to publish articles so that girls could take the initiative to admire them.
But later, the boys found out that this was actually a girl's fault, and the chances of them attracting girls by themselves were too small. The best way was to find some girls' QQ space, and then flatter them as much as possible. Maybe they would find a girlfriend by then.
What's more, some people even found that some girls' QQ space posted some pictures that needed to be pixelated. This made countless boys scream and add this girl as a friend and then give her likes.
After all, this girl said in the QQ space that as long as they continued to give her likes, she would update an irresistible picture every day.
Although these pictures were similar on some websites, they were different from those of professional actors. In fact, the pictures of amateurs and the girl next door were more …
Then, many friends found that the QQ group was actually a better choice. In that era where no one took over, posting pictures in the group was a high-speed train!
Anyway, from then on, neither Jerry nor Tom ever touched MSN again. Until one day, Tom accidentally met another of his friends on QQ. It was the friend who recommended him to use MSN.
"Why are you here?" Jerry asked in surprise.
"I heard that there are more girls here!" The other party was very honest.
"But didn't you say that MSN is better, more decent and pure?" Jerry quickly typed and asked, then sent a puzzled emoji.
The other party replied very sincerely, "I still think that MSN is indeed better than QQ!"
"Then why are you still on QQ?"
"Let's talk next time!" The other party sent such an emoji and then quickly went offline.
"This guy is definitely invisible!" Jerry muttered unhappily, "Damn it, if only QQ doesn't have the invisibility function. MSN is still better. Can't we just chat?"
Having said that, from then on, Jerry never opened MSN again.
The above was just a small story that happened in a school in the United States. Of course, Microsoft did not know about this. But when it came to August 1999, Microsoft was surprised to find that although its rating on 51 search platform had increased from 9.2 to 9.4, QQ had dropped to 6.
But the problem was, it seemed that the number of downloads on both platforms, QQ had crushed Microsoft by six times.
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