"…"
Chen Lan was speechless. She didn't know how to answer.
No matter if she said "yes" or "no", it seemed to mean that she was going to eat sh * t.
"Brother, why do you always bring up these disgusting things?"
However, Chen Lan had her own unique skills. Whenever she couldn't win an argument with Chen Hansheng, she would act shamelessly. "You like to argue with me all the time. But when I ask you to buy me clothes, you always refuse. Look at yourself. Are you still a brother?"
"Chen Lan, you're already a university student. Why are you still competing with primary school students?"
Chen Hansheng said with disdain. "Only primary school students compete with which clothes are more expensive. We college students compare where we can buy clothes cheaper. Whoever can buy a pair of jeans for 9.90 yuan will be the king of the dormitory."
"Well …"
Chen Lan giggled. "I think so. Our dormitory is already like this. My second sister bought a discounted dress for 39 yuan. Everyone in the dormitory is envious."
"Lan is still so naive."
The secretary shook her head. Head Chen simply didn't want to spend money.
However, there was no other way. The brother and sister liked to fool each other. Of course, the older brother was always better. Although Chen Lan didn't eat sh * t, Chen Hansheng still saved a few hundred yuan.
At the same time, Chen Hansheng also learned about Xiao Rongyu's attitude towards the case. He had successfully thrown a stone to test the waters.
Since Little Yu'er agreed to this case, I have a reason to go to her. After all, she's the head of the law firm. As a client, what's wrong with consulting her in person?
Chen Hansheng put his feet on the table and calculated in his mind. After a while, the battle between Nutshell and Samsung would reach its climax. At that time, he wouldn't have much time to spare.
However, he didn't know Little Yu'er's address in the United States, but it wasn't a problem for Chen Hansheng. Although he didn't know why Bian Shishi wanted to matchmake them, she did have the intention.
"Beep, beep, beep."
Chen Hansheng opened QQ to search for Bian Shishi. Countless group chats came in.
There were junior high school class groups, senior high school class groups, university class groups, and family QQ groups.
The family's QQ group was also divided into two groups. One was for Empress Dowager Liang and was called "Liang Family Compound". The other was for Old Chen and was called "A Loving Family".
This name would probably last until the age of WeChat.
These uncles and aunties would often share all sorts of links in the group, such as "You have to be careful when these symptoms appear in your body", "Save the child, Teacher He Jiong will cry if he sees this", "You can earn money by clicking on this link, it's not a dream to earn more than ten thousand a month".
Good heavens, he even shared the scam trojan horse.
"I can't take it anymore."
Chen Hansheng closed the group chat. When he pulled down his friends list, he saw Little Yu 'er's QQ profile picture. It was gray and dim.
Last year at the Shuraba, all of Chen Hansheng's methods were blocked by Xiao Rongyu. Later, by chance, although his phone was blocked, his QQ was still in the blacklist.
"Sigh ~"
Chen Hansheng sighed. He had more than 300 friends in his QQ, but he didn't know at least 100 of them. Therefore, not all the friends in his circle of friends were friends. Only those on the blacklist were his old friends.
Chen Hansheng found "Summer of Bian Shishi". This was Bian Shishi's QQ nickname.
Nicknames sometimes reflected some things. For example, Chen Hansheng's "Chen Yingjun" was to express his appearance. There was also the English homonym of "handsome".
Shen Youchu's "Cat Alley Girl" was to express a feeling of homesickness, her mother-in-law, and her younger sister.
Xiao Rongyu's "Fish Hiding at the Bottom of the Sea Blowing Bubbles" was to express a kind of childlike, cute, and interesting thoughts.
Wang Zibo's "Young Don't Know Frivolity" was a very typical pretentious nickname. It didn't have any meaning.
Bian Shishi's "Summer of Bian Shishi" was to express the deep friendship between two good friends.
"Da, da, da."
Chen Hansheng sent a message.
Chen Yingjun: "Are you there? Are you asleep?"
Summer of Bian Shishi: "?"
Chen Yingjun: "You're still awake? It's past 2 am in the US."
Summer of Bian Shishi: "Why? Do you have something to say?"
"Wow, so cold."
Chen Hansheng frowned. He thought that he had made a mistake in his judgment. Bian Shishi didn't have the intention to matchmake them.
Therefore, Chen Hansheng brought out a legitimate reason.
Chen Yingjun: "Nutshell and Samsung have some business conflicts recently. I've entrusted the case to Rongsheng Law Firm. However, there are still some things that I'm not sure about. I want to ask Little Yu 'er in person."
Summer of Bian Shishi: "You want our address in the US?"
Chen Yingjun: "Okay."
Summer of Bian Shishi: "No, bye!"
"Damn!"
Chen Hansheng stared blankly at the two words "No". He thought to himself, "Bian Shishi is so daring. Does she know that her man has slept with Huang Hui?"
However, Bian Shishi seemed to have really fallen asleep. She didn't reply to his message. Chen Hansheng was thinking of breaking up with her. "If I'm not feeling well, we'll break up together." Suddenly, Wang Zibo called.
This idiot had been busy with a small project in school recently. The two hadn't met for a few days.
"Xiao Chen."
Wang Zibo's tone was a little puzzled. "Can you help me analyze why Bian Shishi suddenly wants to eat Lion Bridge's lotus cake? She even sent me her address and asked me to send it over immediately. But the US is so far away. If I send it over, it will spoil. If I don't send it over, will she be angry?"
"… Oh my god, is it necessary?"
Chen Hansheng patted his head gloomily.
Bian Shishi probably really wanted to tell him Little Yu 'er's address, but she felt that it would be too easy. Therefore, she deliberately told him through Wang Zibo. Could it be that arrogant women are really scary?
"Take off your pants and fart. That's unnecessary!"
Chen Hansheng muttered helplessly.
"What? I didn't fart. Xiao Chen, help me think whether I should send the Osmanthus cake over or not … "
The dumb * ss Wang Zibo was still rambling on.
… ….
Chen Hansheng's passport and visa were not expired. He also didn't lack money. Therefore, he bought a plane ticket to the US the next day. The public reason was naturally that he was on a "business trip".
Xiao Rongyu naturally didn't know anything. Not to mention her, even Bian Shishi didn't expect that Chen Hansheng would be so decisive.
It was just an ordinary morning in San Francisco. The mist had just dispersed. The sun, which was not dazzling, passed through the leaves, leaving irregular light spots on the ground. There was also the crisp sound of birds chirping outside.
Aunt Lin woke up early. She was humming "Today is a good day" while she was busy in the kitchen happily.
Aunt Lin was a very experienced nanny. She had served all kinds of customers. However, it was the first time for her to come to the US, which was thousands of miles away.
She didn't want to come, but the chairman of Shentong, Cheng Dejun, came to her in person and offered a high salary. Therefore, Aunt Lin agreed to give it a try.
However, the quality of the customers was very good. One of them was a professor in a university. It was said that he was very famous in China. His white hair made him look knowledgeable and dignified.
There were two beautiful girls. One of them was especially beautiful. She had two sweet dimples when she smiled. Aunt Lin liked this girl called "Little Yu'er" the most.
Little Yu'er seemed to be pregnant. However, the customers didn't take the initiative to tell her. Aunt Lin also adhered to the principle of never taking the initiative to ask. She just cooked nutritious soup on time every night.
In addition, there was also a girl with a buzz cut. She was a little cold and liked to watch men wrestling shows. Aunt Lin was a little afraid of her.
"Knock, knock, knock ~"
Suddenly, someone knocked on the door outside.
"Who is it?"
Aunt Lin called. Through the peephole, she found that it was an Asian. He was tall and had a smile on his face. However, there was always a sense of arrogance in his smile.
The old professor had told her that this was a rich area in the US, so there was no problem with safety. However, Aunt Lin was still very cautious. She only opened the wooden door inside. She stuttered in the English that Little Yu'er had taught her, "Who … How are you?"
It should have been "Who are you?", which meant "Who are you?"
However, Aunt Lin wasn't familiar with it, so it directly became "How are you?", which meant "How are you?"
"I …"
The person at the door was naturally Chen Hansheng. He was also a little confused by the middle-aged woman's question in English. However, this sentence pattern was too familiar. Every child who had gone through nine years of compulsory education would answer it.
“Iamfine，thankyou，andyou？”
Chen Hansheng almost blurted out.
Then, the two of them stared at each other and fell into a daze.
Aunt Lin didn't know how to reply. She only knew a few simple sentences in English.
Chen Hansheng thought that he might have come to the wrong place. Could it be that Bian Shishi was lying to him? How dare she!
"Creak, creak, creak ~"
At this time, someone happened to walk down the stairs.
Chen Hansheng looked over. A pair of slender legs showed that she was at least 168 cm tall. She was wearing a simple sports Nike sweater. Her high ponytail swayed from side to side. Her chin was slightly raised. She had a delicate oval face and familiar dimples on both sides of her mouth.
"Aunt Lin, who's …"
Before she could finish her sentence, she swallowed the latter half of her sentence. Her fair wrist that was holding the stairs suddenly clenched tightly.
"Little Yu'er ~"
Chen Hansheng tilted his head and smiled brightly. "Long time no see."
… ….
(Eason Chen's "Long Time No See" is really good. Please give me a monthly vote. Thank you, everyone.)
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