Mr. Lu's signature opening speech.
The diners happily poured into the cafeteria and flooded the bullet screen.
"It's time to eat!"
"F * ck, a new tactic! I'm full just from reading the title! "
Although Mr. Lu had grumbled for three days, it was not a loss to get a new job in exchange.
The change in the furnishings of the livestream also attracted the attention of the audience.
"Thank you to 'Mr. Lu, Have You Moved?' for the plane."
Lu Ye nodded. "Yes, I came to Guandu to study for a while."
"Didn't Mr. Lu say last time that he came to teach at Yu Hong University?"
"Mom, I'm taking an online class. Listen to me!"
"Cha Ji Du Yi ~ Chi Ji Du Yi ~ Chi Ji (Chi Ji Du Yi) ノ Chi Ji Du Yi"
In the live broadcast room, Pokeby also attracted a lot of attention.
"Oh no, Mr. Lu is using a physics cheat!"
Looking at the new mascot, the netizens all cursed.
Legend had it that Pokebee was an elf that could bring good luck to others …
After absorbing the luck, wouldn't Mr. Lu's face be less dark?
"Isn't Mr. Lu's face dark? Grandpa Qing Jie! "
Lu Ye smiled faintly.
Whether it was Pokeby or Fairy Ibu, in theory, they both had the blessing buff.
I don't believe that this livestream will be able to go down well!
"Pokeby, give me some luck, Autumn Pear Cream!"
"Caajiduyi ~ ~" Pokeby, who was sitting on Mr. Lu's shoulder, clapped his little hands excitedly.
"Bu Yi!"
He seemed to be dissatisfied with being ignored.
The fairy's Ibu shook her head, and the ribbon hit Lu Ye's arm.
"Please."
Lu Ye said seriously, "Lend me your power too, Fairy Ibu!"
"Boo yi ~ o (́ ^ `) o"
Fairy Ibu snorted softly and silently wrapped the ribbon around him again.
The netizens all smiled like a mother.
Wasn't she here to suck on Mr. Lu's Little Genie?
“awsl~”
"Please don't twist and turn on the bed!"
After the Consecration Ceremony, Lu Ye opened the team editor.
While dragging Geng Gui and the Polygonal Beast into the party, he explained:
"Today, we're playing the hypnosis team."
"The so-called scientific hypnosis team relies on sweet fragrance and gravity to reduce the sprite's evasion rate, thereby increasing the hit rate of hypnosis."
Mr. Lu said, "Although I've never used hypnosis, in theory, I can achieve the effect of sleeping on the left and sleeping on the right."
“？？？”
"I've Never Used Hypnotism"
Akin, who was watching the livestream while eating dinner, suddenly choked.
Wasn't this the move that Lu laoshi was most familiar with?!
"Pop ~ (′ ▽ `〃)"
Looking at his sister on the screen, Poko's Taro, who was filled with hostility, showed a kind smile.
On the screen, Mr. Lu was still explaining seriously.
"As for the assistant, you can choose the faster Flame Lizard, or let Pipi and the Polygonal Beast learn gravity and transform into the Gravity Hypnosis Team."
(Note: The eighth generation removed the "gravity" move machine; the seventh generation could learn it through the move machine.)
"You'll understand after a round."
Lu Ye coughed softly.
"Let me make it clear, this is an entertainment lineup. Don't use it to provoke the dojo master!"
While they were teasing each other, the well-matched victims had already been matched.
"Huh? She's so cute. "
Lu Ye froze for a moment. "Wait, doesn't this alliance card look a little familiar?"
She wore a white wide-brimmed hat, and her long blond hair fell like waves.
It was the legal loli Cattleya with an indifferent expression.
"F * ck, the superpower king of the masses!"
"This is the third time I've been matched, right?"
Last time … I seemed to have beaten her to tears?
Lu Ye had a strange expression on his face as he thought to himself:
Although it's scientific hypnosis, it still depends on the opponent's looks when fighting such a strong opponent!
Matched with a strong opponent, the livestream burst into cheers.
"Lu Bao, kill him!"
"The opponent is a space team and a wide-area combat power. Will this new lineup work?"
"Even if I say no, it has to work." Lu Ye's eyes turned cold.
"Go, Geng Gui, Flame Lizard!"
The speed of this system was quite fast.
Therefore, when he saw Cattleya's two sprites, Lu Ye frowned slightly.
The Giant Gold Monster and the Bronze Bell …
A standard space team still had to use provocation or hypnosis to control them first.
Lu Ye chuckled and said, "Geng Gui, use hypnosis!"
…
Battle against the development area, battle against the castle.
Wearing a purple dress and silk stockings, the Ghost Heavenly King with a slim figure, Wanlong pushed her glasses up.
"When the trainer and the Pokémon are connected, the charm of the bond will be fully revealed …"
Closing the book in her hand, Wanlong's round lenses reflected an excited expression.
"Cattleya, what do you think of the opening line of this novel?"
"I don't know."
On the wide pink princess bed.
The blonde loli was lying on Sirona's lap, playing with her loose blonde hair as she spoke faintly.
"I think it's pretty good."
Sirona lowered her head and played with the game console in her hand as she spoke with a smile.
"You two aren't listening at all!"
Wan Long grumbled as he adjusted his spectacles and sighed.
"Seriously … We're clearly out to work. Why did it become afternoon tea …"
Cattleya sat up again and said with a slightly serious tone.
"Appropriate rest is very necessary."
Sirona tilted her head and smiled.
"Installing a new game console to stabilize Cattleya's emotions … This is also for the sake of the Champion Alliance."
"That's true …" Wanlong thought hard.
Stabilizing Cattleya's emotions was indeed a task with a high priority in the Champion Alliance.
But … you two look more like you're skipping work to slack off?
"Well … I'm here to collect material for my novel anyway. I don't have the right to criticize you."
Wanlong sighed and put the purple pillow around her neck. She sat on the sofa and raised her head.
"Speaking of which, you two haven't used that console yet."
Cattleya said, "Sirona recommended it. It can't be wrong."
"Why don't you give it a try and see how it performs?" Sirona said with a smile.
Due to matching with Mr. Lu, Cattleya had blown up two consoles in succession.
This time, inviting Sirona over was also a consideration for her recommendation.
Otherwise, it would be rather boring to stay in the battle castle for an extended period of time without any entertainment.
"Okay …"
Cattleya responded softly. She spread her legs to the side and sat on the princess bed like a duck. Her eyes emitted a faint blue light.
The screen lit up and the matching interface slowly rotated.
"The gears of fate slowly turn …"
Wanlong said, "It's only natural that I thought of this famous line."
The match lasted for nearly half an hour.
Sirona yawned lazily. Her gaze moved back and forth between the various cakes on the coffee table.
At this moment, Wanlong exclaimed softly.
"The Donghuang area's … Mr. Lu?"
"Huh?" Sirona looked up instinctively. Her eyes were shining.
"He seems to be a very strong opponent," Wanlong muttered.
"Hmm …" The blue light in Cattleya's eyes intensified.
…
The battle officially began.
It was the first round.
Cattleya, who had read the Queen Flame Lizard's location, used the Giant Gold Monster's Mental Hammer to take the Queen Flame Lizard away.
This instant kill shocked the netizens in the live streaming channel.
"I didn't expect you to have such a day, Mr. Lu!"
"F * ck, wait, is this something Mr. Lu can do?!"
Amidst the confusion, Genghis Ghost grinned.
Geng Gui bared his teeth and smiled. The blue light in his eyes directly hypnotized Cattleya's bronze bell!
Cattleya's eyes widened slightly.
Hypnosis without any enhancements …
He hit it so easily?
There were many question marks in the live streaming channel.
Wasn't this supposed to be a scientific hypnosis team? What was the meaning of naked hypnosis?
This was too much!
"Don't ask. If you ask, you'll be tied to Geng Gui!"
"Is this Pokeby's Luck Boost?"
Sirona was slightly stunned.
In this situation, he could use hypnosis to regain the upper hand.
This doesn't seem like his style …
"Excellent material for a novel!"
Wanlong's eyes lit up. He quickly wrote down notes in his notebook.
In the midst of adversity, he relied on his connection with the elf to reverse the situation …
This was also a trainer with dreams!
What shocked the netizens even more was …
Geng Gui's two consecutive naked hypnosis hits!
"Okay!"
Mr. Lu roared loudly, "The hypnosis hit again!"
“？？？”
"Who are you? Return Lu laoshi to me! "
"After sleeping on the left, I'll sleep on the right. How can there be such a handsome cutie like Geng Gui?!"
…
Cattleya's face was tense.
The blue light in her eyes intensified. Even the cup on the table trembled.
"Relax."
Seeing this, Sirona smiled and stroked her long hair.
"Luck is sometimes good and sometimes bad."
Cattleya was slightly stunned and nodded silently.
…
Lu Ye was also a little surprised.
"F * ck … I'm so lucky today."
Other than Pokeby's bonus, it was probably because …
Was it because of my high compatibility with hypnosis?
"I don't care anymore!"
"Tactician." Lu Ye's eyes turned cold, and his aura was fully released.
"Go, Polygon Z, use Destructive Beam!"
The new Polygon Z was facing two sleeping elves. It could be said that it was killing everything!
"Buzz buzz buzz —"
A powerful electric pulse formed a destructive white light and turned into a railgun that surged out.
In the animation special effects, the ground was plowed open on both sides, and gravel splashed everywhere.
In Cattleya's constricted pupils.
Destructive Beam missed on the spot!
Cattleya & Mr. Lu:???
Even the audience in the live stream was stunned.
What was going on?
It had been two rounds in a row, but Destructive Beam, which had a high hit rate, missed?
Mr. Lu coughed and said,
"Don't panic, this is normal …
"Polygon Z, continue to use Destructive Beam!"
But history was always surprisingly similar.
After two rounds in a row, Destructive Beam missed again!
The atmosphere was a little awkward for a moment.
Sirona and Wanlong looked at each other.
Wanlong: "Did he go easy on you?"
Sirona: "No … it should be that he missed."
When the Polygon Beast Z's third Destruction Ray missed again.
The netizens could not help but let out a sigh of relief.
"That's good."
"This is Mr. Lu's performance!"
"Let's change the disc!"
Lu Ye's expression was strange.
The nude rush could be explained by the bond with Geng Gui.
But the three consecutive Destructive Beams missed …
How f * cking low was the probability?!
"Chajduyi?" Pokeby blinked.
How did you do it?
Although the effects of the show were amazing, the previous advantage was gone.
After Polygon Z fell, the situation on the field was 1v1 again.
Geng Gui's health was like a candle in the wind.
And the giant gold monster's health was almost full.
The fans were a little teary-eyed when they saw Geng Gui persist until the end.
If his face wasn't black, Mr. Lu would have been number one in the world long ago!
"Come on, Geng Gui!"
"Don't give up, Mr. Lu!"
Geng Gui, who was covered in wounds, stood up again. His eyes were burning with the desire for victory.
Although there was only a little bit of health left, Geng Gui still didn't fall!
"Although it's very hot … what if I can't help but want to laugh?"
"Geng Gui, hang in there!"
If it was only one round, they definitely couldn't finish off the giant gold monster.
The best solution was hypnosis.
But the problem was …
What was the hit rate of nude rush? 60%? 50%?
However, for a trainer who had missed three consecutive Ray of Destruction and three consecutive Water Cannon shots, this was nothing.
The probability of nude rush might only be four decimal places.
But as long as they believed in the elves, the elves would respond!
"Geng Gui."
Lu Ye's eyes turned cold.
"Use hypnosis!"
"Jie!"
Geng Gui's eyes bloomed with a dazzling blue light that almost covered the entire screen.
Hypnosis hit!
"Okay!"
Mr. Lu roared, "Continuous Shadow Ball!"
"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!"
The shadow balls exploded on the giant gold monster's body, and the health bar disappeared instantly.
The screen jumped and showed a big [WIN].
"Cattleya was killed by Mr. Lu again?"
After being stunned for a long time, the fans suddenly came back to their senses.
"Wait … this hypnosis doesn't seem to be scientific, right?"
It was okay to nude rush the whole time!
"He always misses when he destroys Destructive Beams."
"This is too good … As expected of Mr. Lu!"
…
Battle against the expansion area, battle against the castle.
Sirona looked helplessly at the smoking game console.
Good heavens, I just bought it, and now I have to buy another one!
"Geng Gui and the trainer who work together."
Wan Long excitedly recorded in his notebook.
"It's really the best material for a novel …"
"I think … that continuous MISS is also very special," Sirona said with a smile.
"Yes, yes, yes, I have to record this too!"
Cattleya the duck sat on the princess bed and lowered her head in frustration.
"Okay, don't be unhappy."
Sirona sent a super popular message to the livestream on her phone and smiled.
"Let's go out for ice cream later. My treat?"
"I want to go too!" Wan Long cheered behind her.
Cattleya's face was stiff as she lowered her head reluctantly.
While the two of them were not paying attention, she quickly wiped the corners of her eyes.
This stupid game, I'm not playing it anymore!
…
After persecuting Cattleya.
Lu Ye looked for Akin and made a few materials.
He edited the video while reviewing the battle.
Lu Ye rubbed his eyebrows with a headache.
"Even Pokeby can't save my face?"
But it was worth rejoicing over.
Mr. Lu vaguely realized that he was very compatible with hypnotism.
Previously, when he fought with Adu, he also relied on hypnotism to turn the tables.
"I can let Geng Gui train me."
Lu Ye touched his chin. "It can be considered a strange kind of bond …"
Speaking of which …
Other people's bonds were usually Pikachu's 100,000 volts, Eldest Senior Brother's Flaming Charge, and so on …
But for me, is it really okay to have such quality?!
After editing the video, Lu Ye uploaded it while thinking about his schedule for the next day.
He had to report to the trainer's academy tomorrow.
He also had to prepare a new game plan.
"Rest early."
Lu Ye lay on the bed and yawned.
"Geng Gui, hypnotism!"
"Mouth Jie!"
Geng Gui chuckled as a blue light appeared in his eyes …
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