Release date: July 24th (Friday), 12: 00 noon!
This … was quite sudden.
Probably all the old masters who were sitting in front of their computers or using their phones to wait for the update, when they saw this, their expressions would probably be —
Shock! That's it? That's it? That's it?
What the f * ck? What the f * ck? What the f * ck?
The current time was: 2019-07-23, 03: 08.
With mixed feelings, I typed this paragraph in advance.
1 minute ago, I just finished writing today (or yesterday?) 16000 words.
The night was too beautiful. Although it was too dangerous, there were always people who stayed up late with dark eyes.
First of all.
My wife is healthy.
May all the readers have good luck. My attributes are off the charts.
Next, let's get down to business.
Let's talk about myself first.
As long as the students' reading comprehension was passable, they should be able to understand the words "Shelving Speech".
The emphasis was on the "feeling". "Speech" was just a method.
In fact, thinking back, the past 30 years were quite hard to describe.
In the fifth grade of elementary school, I was tricked into going to a civil and military school in another province and became a bald monk for 6 years. In high school, I read novels for 3 years and barely made it into the top 50 of my grade. Before the college entrance exam, I played Fantasy Westward Journey all night … Well, the result was hard to describe.
I liked reading novels from junior high school all the way to high school and university.
At that time, I was reading the serialization of "Ancient and Modern Legends" and various popular YY novels.
I felt that Celestial Bane had the biggest impact on me.
Stimulated by the ending of Celestial Bane, I started to write novels in my sophomore year. I wrote about 4 million words … Two female protagonists died … That was quite tragic.
Later, and later, I didn't dare to write like that anymore.
Graduation, exams, work, exams, work, night shifts, emergency treatment, marriage, childbirth …
Looking back, I realized that for the past 7 years, I was completely occupied by an inexplicable life.
Work and life seemed to have become everything in my life.
One day it suddenly occurred to me what kind of life I wanted to live.
Perhaps this was a process that every man who reached 30 years old had to go through.
I had to re-examine my life.
I went out for a smoke. It seemed to be a bit heavy.
2020-07-23，03:24。
Okay, continue.
Next, let's talk about something lighter.
Talk about this book.
Anyway, after a period of internal struggle, I came back to writing books. Although I might not be a fan, I'm definitely a newbie.
When I first came back, I mentioned this to an old reader I've known for almost ten years (Steamed Bun on the fan list). The first thing he said was: "Everyone's busy with work now, so why don't you write something lighter? Work is already tiring, and something too heavy is even more tiring."
I said, "Okay."
As everyone knows, I'm just as bad at naming as Irin.
I really don't know how to name a book.
In 2011, there were books with titles such as "XX Heaven Breaker", "XX Emperor", "XX God", and "XX Devil".
When he came back to take a look … he was dumbfounded.
What the f * ck was going on?
Hmm … could it be a trend?
Then … there was the book "I Really Don't Want to Become a Natural Disaster".
The title of the book seemed to be a small piece of literature, but in fact, it wasn't.
Forgive me … I really don't know how to name a book like this.
As everyone knows, this book had a hellish start. Some readers said that this book didn't have much promotion … Indeed, it was only promoted on two classified pages … Then, then … there was no more.
Until now, when it was about to hit the shelves.
But I didn't say anything. I didn't want to cut it, so I wrote it.
When I mentioned it to my wife that day, she saw it. I said that I was really envious. Once Silver Cutie-Pie was released, the entire server would be announced … She asked me if it would be useful, and I said that I wasn't sure … Maybe it would?
Then, we talked about the cost, and she said … I'll give it to you! At most, I'll owe you half a month's salary.
Yes! You didn't read it wrong!!
In the end, it's still my fault!
Ahem … But that's not important!
Long live my wife! (Sincere face)
That's how I met you.
Which is the "you" who are reading this.
Before Empress Silver Cutie-Pie was released, I almost didn't have any living readers.
Of course, there were a few.
What made us meet?
Was it fate? Was it a previous life? Or was it Bruce Wayne's ability to make money?
No.
This was love — (Broken voice!)
Ahem. Anyway, gradually, the number of readers increased. That's how I got "you."
Seems a little pretentious?
But in fact, this is indeed my truest thought.
What is an author who is truly dedicated to writing a book most afraid of?
No subscriptions? No collections? No tickets?
Of course, I'm afraid of these too.
But actually, what I'm most afraid of is … being single.
Loneliness.
Loneliness.
And … being cold.
The cold air conditioner is blowing on my back, but there's no group of readers complaining, no cute girl fans caring for me … Ahem.
I started to act like before, hoping that someone would listen to my thoughts, read my words, and add some of my youth to my words.
Actually, many of the words above have been brewing in my mind for more than a month. I've been brewing since I opened the book, because I knew that such a day would come.
But as I wrote, there were thousands of words, but some of them seemed to be unsure of what to write.
Anyway, about the "feeling," that's about it.
…
Next, let's talk about the book.
Let's talk about the complaints first.
Some people might realize that some of the tricks are a little old …
But actually, it's not that the tricks are old.
It's that I'm really old!
I haven't read many novels in the past few years. I remember that the last few books I read … were Tinder's "Hell's Apartment," Fatty Dragon's "Horror Radio," Auntie Lychee's "Zombie Girlfriend." Oh right, there's also Thrill Paradise by the three slags. As for Douluo Dou Po's Tomb of the God of Sin, that's even earlier, so there's no need to talk about it. …
She whispered, "If I say that I grew up reading their books, will I be beaten to death?"
In short, if you think that the tricks are old … that's because … I might not have read them (or forgotten?). I don't know if the tricks are old or not.
As for the opening, in the beginning, I set the time to be about 30 years from now. The technology level shouldn't be too different because I didn't intend to write a hard sci-fi novel.
Then … because the time was too close to reality, it couldn't pass the review.
Thus, there was Singles' Day in the year 2111. (I don't know why some authors can write things like 2034. Maybe that's the author!)
As for the protagonist's handling of the aftermath of the murder, I originally wanted to write a dark and perfect crime.
After all, everyone knows that the best way to hide a corpse is to hide it in a mountain of corpses.
If you kill a bunch of people, there's no way to investigate.
But … while people are writing, the heavens are watching.
If I write like this … I'll die (404 Crazy Warning).
I can't promote a perfect crime.
Didn't Detective Conan always find the murderer?
Without a doubt.
So, I came up with this solution.
This book is actually two lines, one in the real world and the other in the inner world. It's a variant of the infinite genre.
I feel that only this way of writing can contain my imagination.
I believe that when many people read about the Haunted-mist Mountain instance, they will also realize that there are many twists and turns.
I've buried 45 foreshadowing and 23 twists! (You might think that I'm talking nonsense, but you don't have any evidence!)
I'm destined to not be able to write a simple novel.
So, I decided to use another method to give you a sense of satisfaction.
Looking for foreshadowing.
Sometimes, it's just a sentence, a look, a tone, or an action.
It's like the first sentence in One Piece: I've hidden all the wealth in the world there. Go and find it! Bullsh * t!
Well, it's something like that. Go and find the foreshadowing!
(I'm serious. Take it seriously ~)
It seems that I've written more than 2,000 words … After chatting for a while, it's almost 4 o 'clock. It's time to sleep.
In short, this book isn't a tragedy!
I'm just a person who quietly writes books, silently digs holes, silently fills holes, silently tells stories, and silently develops his imagination.
This book is pure.
If you think that there's a place to drive, then it must be because your driving skills are so good that you've surpassed kindergarten and rushed to Akina Mountain … It has nothing to do with the author. (Disclaimer)
…
Next: Highlight the main points! (Students, knock on the blackboard!)
First: The main idea of this book: I just want to write a story about struggle, helplessness, survival, and the search for the origin. (You can turn back when you reach the end. Perhaps you'll understand this sentence.)
Second: There are many characters in this book. There are some that you like, and some that you don't. This is normal. This isn't a simple novel. Not every woman who appears is hanging on the five legs of the main character. So far, the first female lead: Ling Yiyi. The second female lead: Molly.
The other female characters that appear are currently not the male lead's cup of tea.
This is a world, not a world that revolves around the main character. Don't think that just because a female character appears, it's prepared for the main character. I really can't write this kind of thing. Countless characters can form a complete world.
Third: It's still about the characters. What I want to depict more is a kind of change.
A kind of change in each character after experiencing many things.
A few simple examples: You think that Gu Sinan is very annoying … but if one day, she becomes a domineering policewoman in front of others and a delicate little wife behind others, wouldn't you think it's very interesting?
Or if Molly, a research genius with high IQ but low EQ, finally puts on battle armor one day, steps on a blade, and pierces through a monster with one foot, wouldn't that be interesting? (Hamster battle armor?)
Or if Xu Zhiyong, who thinks about retirement every day, after experiencing everything, helplessly turns into a berserker with green skin and roars "Waaaaah" to charge and break through enemy lines, wouldn't that be interesting?
Uh … I'm not spoiling, I'm just giving an example. The development might not be like this.
Fourth: In short, I just want to write something that will make you think it's very interesting.
To me, the greatest praise is not "so good!", "so high!", "the pig trotters are so awesome!", etc.
It's if you suddenly run to me and say, "What the f * ck? You can write like this? "
I will definitely smile in front of the computer.
…
Next!!! The most important of the important points!! (The blackboard is smashed —)
After chatting for 3,000 words, it's finally the time to sell the tragic news!
I! Want! Sell! Tragic! Have!
Seems like … it won't sell. Everyone knows that it's tragic. You also know that it's not for sale. It's just that there's no one, and the editor doesn't like it.
What can this be?
Well … according to international practice, thank you to the editor, Brother Blue Guangguang, for giving me this opportunity!
As for the others … I don't know who to thank.
Actually, Brother Blue said something very right, and I agree with it very much.
He said: The only thing that can keep readers is always the content!
Yes!
I agree!
So, I will work hard to get back to the state faster, adapt to the current era, and give you "content" that you will not expect but will like to read.
Let's talk about the updates that you care about.
I hate it!
Every day, I see you saying "just this?", "KDG", "short and powerless." Does my heart not hurt?!
I don't want to!
Who asked me to be a flop!
Who asked me to write a niche novel!
A novel that needs to be read with my brain!
Many people feel that I have to use my brain to read it … I'm also helpless!
Cough cough — I've passed.
After it's published, the chapters are all about 5,300 words. With two updates a day, it's more than 10,000 words. (I won't give you another chance to say that it's short and powerless. Even if Jesus comes, I'll say it!)
First, I'll update for a month and get two emblems for this book to make it look good.
In other words, starting from July 24th at noon, 30 days, which is one month after it's published, it'll be about 320,000 words. (Applause here!)
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Additional update rule: More than 20,000 bookshelves, I'll be humble. The subscription ratio is 20: 1? Or even lower. Initial subscriptions start from 1,000. For every additional 500 initial subscriptions, I'll add a chapter (a 5,000-word chapter). Every chapter has a leader. (One must have a dream. What if it's real?) … Then I'll add a chapter. As for Silver Meng? What if, what if it's real? I dare to owe 10 chapters (50,000 words, I'll say it!)
Dying of exhaustion … It's better than being a flop.
Monthly votes … Let's talk about it later.
Because the first month is already explosive, if there's a chance for me to owe it, I'll be very happy. I'll remember it in a small notebook and make up for it in the future! Definitely not less! (Preorder with hand speed!)
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Published: July 24th at noon (Friday)! There may be system delays.
Asking for initial subscription! (First VIP chapter subscription)
Asking for initial subscription! (First VIP chapter subscription)
Asking for initial subscription! (First VIP chapter subscription)
Even if it's a book, please give me an automatic subscription!
Because without a subscription, this book will be a dead end!
To be honest, I've prepared myself for the worst.
Even if it's only 500 or so subscriptions, as long as I have you guys, I can continue writing with peace of mind!
As long as I have you guys.
Time: 2019-07-23, 04: 05. I've finished writing this 4,000-word speech.
My hand speed from writing and my skills from being single for many years is not an undeserved reputation.
I'm too lazy to change it. That's it.
Thank you guys!
Finally —
Asking for initial subscription — (broken voice)
Asking for initial subscription — (broken voice)
Asking for initial subscription — (broken voice)
Published: July 24th at noon (Friday)!
(PS: The text above hides the hint of the next dungeon theme. You guys can find it!)
Also: Book friends in QQ is below the introduction.
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